mzkp54 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Guess the monday morning headlines after the game. DC: "A new era: Shanahan's new-look skins start with a win" "Portis regains form under former coach" "Haynesworth Plays; enters game in third quarter, but leaves shortly after due to hunger pains" Dallas: "Redskins defeat cowboys in opening night. Excuses expected shortly" Let's go skins!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Wade Philips fired after 52-0 drubbing at hands of the Redskins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfriedenthal Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Skins rape cowgirls. Run the train on the whole team and the chearleaders too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RememberOsaka Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Skins rape cowgirls. Run the train on the whole team and the chearleaders too! Nothing but class... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unforgiven Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 "Orakpo ends Romo sits to pee's season before it starts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 In a half-time sideshow, Fat Albert defeats Wade Phillips in a donut eating contest. He then proceeds to eat Wade, thus doubling his intake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockfan7224 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 DC: "Shanahan Era Starts with an Assault on the Cowboys" Dallas: "Major Floods Take Over Dallas due to Tears of Disappoint from Local Fans as their Super Bowl Dreams Die" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santana_4_prez Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dallas Destroyed by Maroon and Black Hurricane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfriedenthal Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Nothing but class... Hey... I never claimed to be classy. Especially when it comes to Dallas week. All the gloves are off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins island connection Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Washington destroys Dallas in last night's game, Romo sits to pee sighted on sidelines fingering himself, then smelling it; Joe Buck and Troy Aikman caught by nationwide audience having butt-sex wearing Redskin helmets. *Due to the graphic nature of this, the video will not be shown*, but can be purchased at buckmyjoe.com...:evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKSkinsFan Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 "Third time's a charm for McNabb" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Jerry Jones strangles Wade Phillips on SNF; faces murder charge in Prince George's County Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahmayzin Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 "McTouchdown: I'm lovin it!!" "Skins RAK up sacks and HALL in a TD on Defense, as the roll to 1-0" "Fred Yabba Dabba Davis steals the show in Skins big win" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahmayzin Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Washington destroys Dallas in last night's game, Romo sits to pee sighted on sidelines fingering himself, then smelling it; Joe Buck and Troy Aikman caught by nationwide audience having butt-sex wearing Redskin helmets. *Due to the graphic nature of this, the video will not be shown*, but can be purchased at buckmyjoe.com...:evilg: Dewd WTF.... LMBAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasthunder Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Cowboys Skinned by Redskins Last Second Field Goal AP: Washington Redskins kicker Graham Gano kicks winning field goal with 21 seconds left, to defeat their rival Cowboys 17-14. The win ushers in a new era under Mike Shanahan. Washington, led by Clinton Portis rushing for 112 yds on 22 carries, and Mcnabb throwing for 287 yds of passing, showed the sellout crowd at FedEx Field and a national audience that the Redskins are a team to concider in the NFC east. Haynesworth sacks his way out of Washington-traded to Cleveland ESPN Sports: Albert Haynesworth recorded two sacks in Washingtons 10-9 win over the punchless Dallas Cowboys. The Cowboys could only muster 211 yds of total offense against a very determined Redskin Defense. Brian Orakpo recorded 3 sacks along with 8 tackles to go with Haynesworth two sacks. Haynesworth, who came in the middle of the second qtr played the rest of the first half and started the third quarter till defensive Coordinator Jim Haslett was informed that Albert had been traded during half time, and needed to be taken out of the game. Early reports are that Big Al, as he is known by, has been traded to the Cleveland Browns for a second round pick in 2011, and a conditional pick in 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RANSKINS98 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Skins rape cowgirls. Run the train on the whole team and the chearleaders too! Washington destroys Dallas in last night's game, Romo sits to pee sighted on sidelines fingering himself, then smelling it; Joe Buck and Troy Aikman caught by nationwide audience having butt-sex wearing Redskin helmets. *Due to the graphic nature of this, the video will not be shown*, but can be purchased at buckmyjoe.com...:evilg: Two big thumbs up!!!! Crazy guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoCalMike Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 DMN: Dallas decides to take Week 1 off and spot the Redskins a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SplashHit25 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Paybacks! Redskins rape and pillage cowboys just as was done to them years ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Ya know, boys, all the "rape" and homosexual language is really offensive, especially to a woman and a lesbian. I get excited about Dallas Week also, but I don't have to resort to violent language to celebrate my excitement. Mods, is it really too much to ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfriedenthal Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Ya know, boys, all the "rape" and homosexual language is really offensive, especially to a woman and a lesbian. I get excited about Dallas Week also, but I don't have to resort to violent language to celebrate my excitement.Mods, is it really too much to ask? Please know that the intentions are in good fun, not to be offensive. Sorry if my comments offended you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aREDSKIN Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Something along these lines!!!!! Qwq7BYOnDrM&feature=player_embeddedQwq7BYOnDrM&feature=player_embedded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
authentic Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 "The Redskins beat the **** out of the Cowboys".....the editor gets a 4 week suspension in the aftermath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Washington Redskins Defeat Dallas Cowboys 23-3 The Redskins fearsome #92 Albert Haynesworth led the 1-0 Washington Redskins to victory with 6 sacks on dallas quarterback tony Romo sits to pee. Romo sits to pee was hospitalized after the game and was released late this morning. A spokesperson for the 0-1 dallas cowboys said that Romo sits to pee had regained consciousness shortly after being admitted but was kept overnight for observation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsfanFL Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dallas: The Cowboys looked GREAT in practice...WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demarqo Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Cowboys Dontavan get a touchdown and prove there Hype is Hayesworthless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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