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(Same tune)

Through many a Monday Night Miracle,

You have already come!

The hand of Vincent, reach to you,

And lead you safely home!

That home is the home of the Super Bowl,

This year, two-thousand ten!

The Skins will win it in your house,

And make you cry again!

From Darryl Grant to Ol' Dexter,

We love to break your heart!

And on Football Night, In America,

It's o'er before it starts!

You've won a single playoff game,

In the last of thirteen years!

Return, dear Poke, on Thursday night,

To a football life of tears!!!!!

Let the congregation say, "Hail." :helmet:

:ols:

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(Same tune)

Through many a Monday Night Miracle,

You have already come!

The hand of Vincent, reach to you,

And lead you safely home!

That home is the home of the Super Bowl,

This year, two-thousand ten!

The Skins will win it in your house,

And make you cry again!

From Darryl Grant to Ol' Dexter,

We love to break your heart!

And on Football Night, In America,

It's o'er before it starts!

You've won a single playoff game,

In the last of thirteen years!

Return, dear Poke, on Thursday night,

To a football life of tears!!!!!

Let the congregation say, "Hail." :helmet:

:ols:

lol, HAIL!

well done.

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So, since you're dying Thursday night (to us) you should really live up this whole experience. Start talking major **** about Jerry Jones, Tony Romo sits to pee, whoever else, burn your Dallas season tickets, go **** on the front steps of the stadium, and cover your car with Skins bumper stickers.

And, every time you see a picture of your old self, scream "**** you and the Cowboys"!

I would if I were a convert. This should be fun to have you aboard for a few days.

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I'm glad rp is being such a good sport about his promise, because as long as he remains here he is never going to live this week down. :pfft:

I expect people to be quoting my posts to me for a looooong time. :ols:

So, since you're dying Thursday night (to us) you should really live up this whole experience. Start talking major **** about Jerry Jones, Tony Romo sits to pee, whoever else, burn your Dallas season tickets, go **** on the front steps of the stadium, and cover your car with Skins bumper stickers.

And, every time you see a picture of your old self, scream "**** you and the Cowboys"!

I would if I were a convert. This should be fun to have you aboard for a few days.

:rotflmao: I won't go as far as to carry this outside the forum, BUT I'll give this a try...

**** Jerruh, **** Romo sits to pee, and **** the Cow****s! :dallasuck :point2sky

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I call bull****. This kid made a bet the skins will lose vs Dallas in our opener. Like wtf. Serious: NO TRUE SKINS FAN EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER will ever pick the lone star queers over Dc. Never. He has a long way in winning me over... Like first moving the hell out of Texas.

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Hey mods, can you guys lock all of RP's posts cheering for the Skins? I don't want him to be able to edit them ;)

Nah, I don't think he'll stoop so low as to edit his posts. I DO however, think he'll stoop so low as to claim that his computer broke last week and somebody hijacked his account during that time because there was no way for him to stop them.

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I think I know how this all started for RP.....

Cowboys Fail Again in December: Different Season, Same Story

By Shawn Makhani (Correspondent) on December 24, 2008 0

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"Wade Phillips just lost his job."

"Wow."

"I am no longer a Cowboys fan."

"Utter embarrassment for a city that is used to failure."

"[expletive deleted] you and your [expletive deleted] Cowboys. They lost me money tonight!"

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