Dan T. Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Yes, that insufferable **** who caterwauls as frontman for U2 broke Chris Cooley's ankle. Oh, sure, all you U2 apologists will say that just because they held a concert at FedEx doesn't mean they're responsible for chewing up the turf so badly it looked like the common area of the Cabrini-Green housing project. But it's Bono's fault. If his ego wasn't as big as Northern Ireland his overrated band could put on their little music shows somewhere else besides a football stadium. Hence, FedEx's grass would be firmer, and Chris ****ing Cooley wouldn't have planted his ankle in a divot the size of John Daley's beer gut. Bono might as well have wielded a sledgehammer to Cooley's ankle ala Kathy Bates in Misery. Anyone who disagrees is a hater. Thank you Bono for crippling the last legitimate offensive weapon of the Washington Redskins. In other words, blaming Dan Snyder, Vinny Cerrato, Jim Zorn, the media, or Jason Campbell for the Redskins woes is becoming played out. So in this bye week thread, please be creative and blame somebody else here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 U2 sucks. Bono is a fraud. Cooley is the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da'uud Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I'm pretty sure they replaced all of the grass after the concert. still sucks tho, at least its not ruining our superbowl run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rd421 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Yeah!!!!! Inser obligatory Jason Campbell Bash here_______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I'm blaming Jumbo, TK, and PCS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herb mul-key Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 fricken snyders turf manager needs to be fired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLRedskins Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Maybe he did Cooley a favor . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKM311 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 It is still Danny Boys fault since he let them come and got paid once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catatonic Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 You think it really matters that our last legitimate offensive weapon is out? I think he broke his own ankle on purpose, just to get out of the cluster **** that is this offense. Hell, he would have been justified in committing Hari Kari at this point. BTW, I like Bono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin'Em84 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Bono is a piece of #2. South Park proved that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsaddict Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 U2 has ruined every football stadium's turf. it's almost funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 fricken snyders turf manager needs to be fired! Nice one. So far, one guy gets the premise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 It was Brunell's fault! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 They resodded the field. And the U2 concert was the only time since last September I've left fedex happy. I just wish they would have left the jumbotron. That thing was badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttr77 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 The Skins should be the same with or without him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanhillbilly Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 It is still Danny Boys fault since he let them come and got paid once again. Bingo... Come on, who the hell would think that having a concert on a grass field in the middle of football season wouldn't cause any issues. Only danny boy, whom never played a sport beyond raquetball, would assume that the bermuda grass would grow back in be seamless in days. Oh well, I guess cash in your pocket is better than having a good/safe field to play on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanhillbilly Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 fricken snyders turf manager needs to be fired! Didn't he fire the ground crew after Taylor Jacobs tore his knee up in training camp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 This is seriously reaching... ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmy Smith Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Bono is the man Saw U2 at the Rose Bowl on Sunday night and had a hard time paying attention though, as Paris Hilton and Charlize Theron were each within 20 feet of me as I watched the show! I kid you not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmy Smith Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 By the way, I've been to 25+ U2 shows over the years, and I always get field seats. This tour, like every tour, the U2 ground team covers the field with rubber matting. Epic thread fail, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 U2 sucks ass. Bono is a douche. I blame U2 100% for this....go back to Ireland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Complete Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 By the way, I've been to 25+ U2 shows over the years, and I always get field seats. This tour, like every tour, the U2 ground team covers the field with rubber matting. Epic thread fail, lol Whatever they did didn't work. The field was basically destroyed after the concert and had to be re-sodded. Though, it had nothing to do with Cooley's injury, the field was at it's worst when they played the Bucs right after the concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNoles21 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 The Skins should be the same with or without him. with or without Bono? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimm Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Good, another reason to dislike that self righteous douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKSkinsFan Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 It's the hair bleach's fault. That stuff obviously throws off your equilibrium, the FDA needs to look into this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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