LizKauai Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 It's the hair bleach's fault. That stuff obviously throws off your equilibrium, the FDA needs to look into this. This might be the truth. But I think CC47 had to have a blond moment to demonstrate the hair color was natural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Wanted for Assault and Battery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 This is seriously reaching...~Bang Serious? Reaching? Did you read the last sentence of the OP? I thought you of anyone might want to play. It's the hair bleach's fault. That stuff obviously throws off your equilibrium, the FDA needs to look into this. Nice. :applause: The Skins should be the same with or without him. Bada BING! Have you seen the 'Skins upcoming schedule? Talk about Sunday Bloody Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Serious? Reaching? Did you read the last sentence of the OP? I thought you of anyone might want to play.. Oops! No I missed it,I thought that was a sig. Lets see, lets see... I blame THIS guy.. who obviously inspired Bono. wait, wait Hello, Mr. Snyder? Pay me 100 million in small bills, or your TE gets it! ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGI Jef Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 a legitimate NFL QB could overcome things like a U2 concert and actually still read defenses and get into the endzone - face it, apologists...JC SUX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour of Duty Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 it always boggles my mind how many people dont understand when a thread is a joke thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulRebel Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I never could stand the giant turd bono, now I know why I can hate him. But if snyder wasn't so greedy he wouldn't have let the concert be held there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSpearheadxX Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 a legitimate NFL QB could overcome things like a U2 concert and actually still read defenses and get into the endzone - face it, apologists...JC SUX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 It is still Danny Boys fault since he let them come and got paid once again. a legitimate NFL QB could overcome things like a U2 concert and actually still read defenses and get into the endzone - face it, apologists...JC SUX! I never could stand the giant turd bono, now I know why I can hate him. But if snyder wasn't so greedy he wouldn't have let the concert be held there. No points for you. But thanks for playing. Blame ANYBODY except Snyder, Vinny, Zorn, or Jason. C'mon, try it, it'll be therapeutic. I blame Jack Kent Cooke. Do you think it is just COINCIDENCE that his glasses... look just like Bono's: I think Bono is Cooke's illegitimate son. Look at the resemblence. Bono is maneuvering to buy the Redskins, and breaking Cooley's ankle is one step in the plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinpride1 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Vinny probably made the concert happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSkins2006 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I blame matt damon. Why? Because well I can. Not only that but he was in an episode of entourage with bono, so yeah thats definitely a connection right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 Vinny probably made the concert happen Sorry. Wrong answer. There are 6.7 billion people in the world. In this thread you can blame any of them for the Redskins woes except 4 - Dan, Vinny, Zorn, or Jason. That gives you 6,699,999,996 choices. Those aren't very strict rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 I blame matt damon. Why? Because well I can.Not only that but he was in an episode of entourage with bono, so yeah thats definitely a connection right there! And didn't he star in The Zourne Identity? And the Zourne Ultimatum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGI Jef Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 meanwhile, the Patriots are absolutely destroying the league by instead hosting hip, young, cost effective indie rock acts at midsize local theatres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSkins2006 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 And didn't he star in The Zourne Identity? And the Zourne Ultimatum? YEAH! Its a conspiracy I tell you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Yes, that insufferable **** who caterwauls as frontman for U2 broke Chris Cooley's ankle. Oh, sure, all you U2 apologists will say that just because they held a concert at FedEx doesn't mean they're responsible for chewing up the turf so badly it looked like the common area of the Cabrini-Green housing project. Sonny Bono? NO!!! J/K RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Someone tweeted that they hired a groundskeeping consultant. Maybe Forrest Gump since he cut the local football field grass for free. Therefore, we must blame Tom Hanks or Wilson (the volley ball co-star of Castaway). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoudMouth12thMan Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Cooley's so fast his ankles couldn't keep up with him and one gave up on him :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneBoost Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I'm not going to lie, Dan, that was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Bono wrote a song about the Redskins' average scoring output. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 Bono wrote a song about the Redskins' average scoring output. :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 YEAH! Its a conspiracy I tell you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINSFAN87 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 If mcnabb would have broken his foot instead of cooley, you would be praising bono right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Bono wrote a song... :hysterical: ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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