SIXX99 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Snyder:"Come one Jim, just one play?" Zorn: "No way in hell is he taking snaps in practice." Cerrato:"See boss, I told you he thinks I'm an idiot." Best caption ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyvern Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Snyder: "...So even if we don't make the playoffs, with me as the Quarterback, the Redskins will make NFL history as the team with the first "player-owner" !!! ...Neat huh?" Zorn: <arms crossed, thinking glumly> ...So how simple am I going to have to make this offense for him? Cerrato: <puzzled look on face, trying to think> ....Gee, how am I going to sign the Boss and stay under the cap? Maybe he'd be willing to pay himself a long-term backloaded contract? OMG, what if I got a trade offer...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paloffs Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Synder to Zorn while Cerrato is nodding furiously in the background: So what do you say, want to come out of retirement??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVCChairman Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Zorn: No Danny, i wont talk to him... he took my draft picks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I hope Vinny and Danny are looking at this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhearn Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Dan : " what do you mean i'm to short to go on the slip n slide? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMayo21 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 CHEATERS REDSKINS EDITION Zorn - WHO IS HE!? Snyder - I swear! He's only a friend! Vinny means nothing to me! I love you babe! Cerrato - I still suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Snyder: We gave it a good try, he did everything we asked we just need to go into a different direction and we wish Coach Zorn all the best. Cerrato: The effort we put forth as an organization didn't match the results on the field that we expected. Coach Zorn: Guys I'm standing right here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire5man80 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Zorn- Oh Danny its o.k. not everybody is laughing at you. You are special and we understand. Danny- (spitting) IIIIIIIIIIII like pipipizza aaaand car horns Vinny- under his breath, I still cant believe this retard is smarter than me, my life sucks. I tried, pretty tasteless though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peajay2166 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Snyder: Jim what do you think about trading a first and second round pick for bryon leftwich? Zorn:What for we have Jason Campbell and Todd Collins,But I don't think that would be enough! Vinnie:We could throw in Orapo, that might be enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McSkin30 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Snyder: Jiiimmmmyy, I don't want to wear any more hand-me-downs. I'm a big boy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Yeah, i watched the game, but what the hell am i supposed to do with 10,000 Colt Brennan Jerseys?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corn_beef_n_rice Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 this is how you install the hebrew channel on the WII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titaw Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 this is how you install the hebrew channel on the WII But FUNNY as HELL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Danny: I need to pick out my free agents for 2010, Zorn: Let's wait for a min... Cerrato: Off to Gamestop! Danny: Madden 2010! Great idea brown nose! Cerrato: I suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HA1LV1CT0RY Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Yeah, i watched the game, but what the hell am i supposed to do with 10,000 Colt Brennan Jerseys?! WINNER. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzzah Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Snyder: "Dude.. Jim... your the biggest of us all. You have to go talk to him for me and say I didn't mean it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGREENHULK Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Vinny..."you wanna tell him Dan" Dan....."Look Vinny I thought we agreed ...we are giving him 1 more season" Zorn...."I'm standing right here Morons!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rd421 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Danny: Jim I know that ESPN is reporting that I was having dinner With Shannahan at Mortons, then Cower at Ruths Chris, and with Gruden at the Nats game but trust me everything is ok You just go get me a Superbowl everything will be good... Jim: (Scratches head)I don't know Dan something doesn't sound quite right..... Vinny: (Thinks to himself) Whew at least they didnt hear that Holmgren is staying at Dans house next weekend that would have been a mess (Turns to JIm Zorn and Says) "Jim come on this is us we wouldn't not give you a fair shot.....by the way how familiar are you with Marty Schottenheimer?" Jim: Why? Vinnyand Danny at the same time: Oh no reason.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sens11 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Danny: Now Jim, we heard about some lady who almost hit you in the parking lot... What in the HELL were you doing riding you bike around here? http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=295505&highlight=mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Not a caption, but just wondering. Couldn't Snyder have waited till AFTER practice was completely finished, before trying to talk to Zorn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Snyder: "Where's Vinny?" Vinny: "Over here boss!" Zorn: "Now do you understand why obstructed view seats are bad?" Snyder: "I don't like this game anymore!!!" Zorn: "Stand up when you say that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellow41 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Snyder: Hello, Jimmy. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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