AJC: Sex with animals? It’s not uncommon (merged w/other animal sex topics--if you can believe that's even necessary---jeeez MET)

[Sacks 'n' Stuff]

1 hour ago, China said:

What a rabid donkey may look like

That's a hot donkey. I'd donkey punch that donkey.

[mcsluggo]

 

 

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/z4jaa5/dolphin-sex-abuse-whistleblower-calls-out-aquarium-for-jerking-off-sea-mammals

 

Dolphin Sex Abuse Whistleblower Calls out Aquarium for Jerking Off Sea Mammals

Gabby Bess

MAR 18 2016, 3:20PM

The release of an investigation into Aspro Park Dolfinarium Harderwijk—an aquatic park in the Netherlands that's similar to SeaWorld—by a Dutch TV show called RamBam has sparked ire amongst animal activists. Footage from the show's undercover documentary, which aimed to expose the living conditions for dolphins at Europe's largest marine mammal park, shows a male trainer using his hand to masturbate a male dolphin and rewarding him with fish afterwards. The clip that shows the dolphin masturbation has over 200,000 views.

 

<more at link>

 

<including pics... >

 

Edited August 29, 2017 by mcsluggo

[Llevron]

Seriously? Giving a hand job to a dolphin? I cant think of anything else to say other than Free Willy has a whole new meaning to me now. 

[mcsluggo]

jealous much?

[Llevron]

Are you insinuating this is the appropriate application of a hand job? 

[LD0506]

So a happy ending..........

 

[China]

Ohio 17-year-old caught having sex with family’s pet wiener dog — again

 

Meanwhile, in Warren, Ohio, where sex with dogs has apparently been an issue for some time, a 17-year-old unidentified teen has been busted on bestiality charges for the second time, and police say he admitted it all.

 

WKBN reported that a family member actually walked in on the situation, finding the teen naked and in bed with a dog named Pee Wee almost a year to the day after he was charged for sexual contact with the dog.

 

Click on the link for the full article

 

[China]

JUST FOWL Boy, 14, arrested after a neighbour accused him of raping his pet CHICKEN to death

 

A TEENAGER has been arrested by cops after a neighbour accused him of raping his pet chicken to death.

Mansab Ali said the 14-year-old boy stole the hen from his shop, in Jalalpur Bhattian, Pakistan, before carrying out the bizarre sex attack.

 

...

 

“The hen died while being sexually assaulted,” said a policeman. “Two persons witnessed this act.”
 

Click on the link for the full article

[Predicto]

Why is this the only subject China posts about anymore?

 

 hmmm???

[Sacks 'n' Stuff]

Are these all real or can I post some of the short stories I work on in my spare time?

[Predicto]

1 hour ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said:

Are these all real or can I post some of the short stories I work on in my spare time?

 

 

Short stories?  I write entire award winning books, you hosers.

 

[Sacks 'n' Stuff]

47 minutes ago, Predicto said:

Short stories?  I write entire award winning books, you hosers.

Well when I compile a collection of my bestiality fan fiction short stories, it's sort of a book.

 

This is Volume I

[Malapropismic Depository]

4 hours ago, China said:

 

 

A TEENAGER has been arrested by cops after a neighbour accused him of raping his pet chicken to death.

 

 

 

I guess this is what happens when a 14 year old hears from friends that it's fun to "choke the chicken"

[China]

Perverted pensioner, 80, who was caught molesting a cow is banned from every farm in Britain

 

A disturbed pensioner was caught red handed as he molested a cow while pleasuring himself.

 

John Curno, 80, has been banned from every farm in Britain after he was found guilty of two counts of outraging public decency after he molested several cows on at least two occasions.

 

Curno was spotted stroking and talking to a herd of 150 cows while touching himself several times last summer.

 

Farmer's wife Susan Howie said she caught Curno twice with his pants and trousers round his ankles and courting her cattle, which she describes as part of her family.

 

Click on the link for the full article

[skinsmarydu]

2 hours ago, China said:

trousers round his ankles and courting her cattle

I absolutely lost it. 

[Renegade7]

On 11/17/2017 at 12:15 AM, Predicto said:

 

 

Short stories?  I write entire award winning books, you hosers.

 

Bear

"Most Controversial Book in Canadian History"?  Learn something new everyday, I guess.  Thanks for coming back to post again.

[China]

On 11/17/2017 at 12:15 AM, Predicto said:

 

 

Short stories?  I write entire award winning books, you hosers.

 

 

 

We'll be sure to call you Marian from now on. 

[Sacks 'n' Stuff]

7 hours ago, China said:

A disturbed pensioner was caught red handed as he molested a cow while pleasuring himself.

Is that one of those double entendres?

 

I remember when this used to be the "Let's Talk About Pets" thread. Sad we have so many sickos on this board.

[thinwhiteduke]

seems more like a thread on Chiefs planet then here. I thought this place was too highbrow for that

[Llevron]

5 hours ago, thinwhiteduke said:

seems more like a thread on Chiefs planet then here. I thought this place was too highbrow for that

 

Hey now we are not too highbrow for anything sir. 

[China]

Apparently until now it has been legal to have sex with animals in Louisiana...

 

Louisiana law to ban sex with animals wins Senate vote 25 - 10

 

The state Senate has approved a bill designed to make it clear that bestiality is illegal in Louisiana. 

 

A law on the books prohibits "crimes against nature," but it also outlaws so-called sodomy and was ruled unconstitutional in 2003. 

 

New Orleans Senator JP Morrell says it's important that the state has a way to arrest someone for having sex with animals.

 

He told fellow lawmakers, "God forbid you vote against this bill, good luck explaining it."

 

Ten senators did vote against it.

 

Click here for a list of state senators who voted for and against the bill which "creates the crime of sexual abuse of an animal."

 

Click on the link for the full article

[Sacks 'n' Stuff]

What if it was consensual? I think we’re getting into a slippery slope here. The kind of slippery slope that penguins slide on... belly down... ass up...

 

 

Oh my God

 

 

Edited April 11, 2018 by Sacks 'n' Stuff

[Cooked Crack]

Quote

"This bill was written because the far left wants to undermine our other laws that protect family and traditional values that the people of Louisiana hold dear," said state Sen. Ryan Gatti (R), who opposed the bill.

 

[China]

Man admits he had sexual contact with a horse near Hillsboro

 

HILLSBORO, Ore. – Washington County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested a man Tuesday who they believe sexually assaulted a horse.

 

What a horse****er may look like

 

Kenneth Duyck, a 20-year-old transient man, was arrested on charges of sexual assault of an animal, second-degree burglary and probation violation.

 

Click on the link for the full article

 

[Cooked Crack]

Would be funnier if he tried having sex with a giraffe.