Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 1 hour ago, China said: What a rabid donkey may look like That's a hot donkey. I'd donkey punch that donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 (edited) https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/z4jaa5/dolphin-sex-abuse-whistleblower-calls-out-aquarium-for-jerking-off-sea-mammals Dolphin Sex Abuse Whistleblower Calls out Aquarium for Jerking Off Sea Mammals Gabby Bess MAR 18 2016, 3:20PM The release of an investigation into Aspro Park Dolfinarium Harderwijk—an aquatic park in the Netherlands that's similar to SeaWorld—by a Dutch TV show called RamBam has sparked ire amongst animal activists. Footage from the show's undercover documentary, which aimed to expose the living conditions for dolphins at Europe's largest marine mammal park, shows a male trainer using his hand to masturbate a male dolphin and rewarding him with fish afterwards. The clip that shows the dolphin masturbation has over 200,000 views. <more at link> <including pics... > Edited August 29, 2017 by mcsluggo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Seriously? Giving a hand job to a dolphin? I cant think of anything else to say other than Free Willy has a whole new meaning to me now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 jealous much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Are you insinuating this is the appropriate application of a hand job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LD0506 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 So a happy ending.......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 1, 2017 Author Share Posted October 1, 2017 Ohio 17-year-old caught having sex with family’s pet wiener dog — again Meanwhile, in Warren, Ohio, where sex with dogs has apparently been an issue for some time, a 17-year-old unidentified teen has been busted on bestiality charges for the second time, and police say he admitted it all. WKBN reported that a family member actually walked in on the situation, finding the teen naked and in bed with a dog named Pee Wee almost a year to the day after he was charged for sexual contact with the dog. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 JUST FOWL Boy, 14, arrested after a neighbour accused him of raping his pet CHICKEN to death A TEENAGER has been arrested by cops after a neighbour accused him of raping his pet chicken to death. Mansab Ali said the 14-year-old boy stole the hen from his shop, in Jalalpur Bhattian, Pakistan, before carrying out the bizarre sex attack. ... “The hen died while being sexually assaulted,” said a policeman. “Two persons witnessed this act.” Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Why is this the only subject China posts about anymore? hmmm??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Are these all real or can I post some of the short stories I work on in my spare time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Are these all real or can I post some of the short stories I work on in my spare time? Short stories? I write entire award winning books, you hosers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 47 minutes ago, Predicto said: Short stories? I write entire award winning books, you hosers. Well when I compile a collection of my bestiality fan fiction short stories, it's sort of a book. This is Volume I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 4 hours ago, China said: A TEENAGER has been arrested by cops after a neighbour accused him of raping his pet chicken to death. I guess this is what happens when a 14 year old hears from friends that it's fun to "choke the chicken" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 1, 2018 Author Share Posted February 1, 2018 Perverted pensioner, 80, who was caught molesting a cow is banned from every farm in Britain A disturbed pensioner was caught red handed as he molested a cow while pleasuring himself. John Curno, 80, has been banned from every farm in Britain after he was found guilty of two counts of outraging public decency after he molested several cows on at least two occasions. Curno was spotted stroking and talking to a herd of 150 cows while touching himself several times last summer. Farmer's wife Susan Howie said she caught Curno twice with his pants and trousers round his ankles and courting her cattle, which she describes as part of her family. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 2 hours ago, China said: trousers round his ankles and courting her cattle I absolutely lost it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 On 11/17/2017 at 12:15 AM, Predicto said: Short stories? I write entire award winning books, you hosers. Bear "Most Controversial Book in Canadian History"? Learn something new everyday, I guess. Thanks for coming back to post again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 2, 2018 Author Share Posted February 2, 2018 On 11/17/2017 at 12:15 AM, Predicto said: Short stories? I write entire award winning books, you hosers. We'll be sure to call you Marian from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 7 hours ago, China said: A disturbed pensioner was caught red handed as he molested a cow while pleasuring himself. Is that one of those double entendres? I remember when this used to be the "Let's Talk About Pets" thread. Sad we have so many sickos on this board. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinwhiteduke Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 seems more like a thread on Chiefs planet then here. I thought this place was too highbrow for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 5 hours ago, thinwhiteduke said: seems more like a thread on Chiefs planet then here. I thought this place was too highbrow for that Hey now we are not too highbrow for anything sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 11, 2018 Author Share Posted April 11, 2018 Apparently until now it has been legal to have sex with animals in Louisiana... Louisiana law to ban sex with animals wins Senate vote 25 - 10 The state Senate has approved a bill designed to make it clear that bestiality is illegal in Louisiana. A law on the books prohibits "crimes against nature," but it also outlaws so-called sodomy and was ruled unconstitutional in 2003. New Orleans Senator JP Morrell says it's important that the state has a way to arrest someone for having sex with animals. He told fellow lawmakers, "God forbid you vote against this bill, good luck explaining it." Ten senators did vote against it. Click here for a list of state senators who voted for and against the bill which "creates the crime of sexual abuse of an animal." Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) What if it was consensual? I think we’re getting into a slippery slope here. The kind of slippery slope that penguins slide on... belly down... ass up... Oh my God Edited April 11, 2018 by Sacks 'n' Stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Quote "This bill was written because the far left wants to undermine our other laws that protect family and traditional values that the people of Louisiana hold dear," said state Sen. Ryan Gatti (R), who opposed the bill. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 Man admits he had sexual contact with a horse near Hillsboro HILLSBORO, Ore. – Washington County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested a man Tuesday who they believe sexually assaulted a horse. What a horse****er may look like Kenneth Duyck, a 20-year-old transient man, was arrested on charges of sexual assault of an animal, second-degree burglary and probation violation. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Would be funnier if he tried having sex with a giraffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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