ST is my boy Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 http://www.nbcwashington.com/sports/baseball/nationals/Pre-Game-Party-at-the-Blue-Oyster-Anyone.html WASHINGTON -- Washington Nationals fans may not be able to outdraw Red Sox fans at their own stadium, but they can make little nicks in Red Sox Nation. In the best use of a Nats message board we've ever seen, a Red Sox fan looking for good sports bars around Nationals Park to check out during a visit to D.C. for the Sox-Nats series this week was directed to a gay bar. Ever since the Sox broke their curse by winning the World Series in 2004, Red Sox hats have been the trendiest article of clothing since North Face jackets. (C'mon Sox "fans," don't deny your bandwagoneering. The rise in Sox hats spotted on public transportation, in sports bars and on local sidewalks increased astronomically immediately after the team's historic come-from-behind American League Championship Series defeat of the Yankees that year, and the majority of them were shiny and new.) With D.C.'s outpost of the Red Sox army joined by the same legions of Bostonians that torture Orioles fans at Camden Yards every year, this series has become unbearable. One out-of-towner even had the gall to get on the Nats' message board Sunday and ask for sports bar recommendations. risoxfan74: Hi Everyone, I'm coming in this week for the Sox series. Are there any decent sportsbars near the ballpark? Thanks again! PowerBoater69 replied with a country and western nightclub that tends to draw a gay clientele. PowerBoater69: There's only a beer garden next to the park, you're better off up the street on Capitol Hill, Remingtons (639 Pennsylvania Ave SE) is a NE Patriots bar so they'll probably have a large Red Sox crowd this week. A fat, luscious worm on the hook. Brilliant. PowerBoater69 went a step further, trying to steer risoxfan74 away from the Bullpen -- while taking a shot at the way Bostonians talk. PowerBoater69: As a bonus this week the Bullpen will be filled with ugly women who can't dance and have grating accents. Another person almost blew the prank with a post for PowerBoater69. richmindc: you are evil LOL Another Sox fan took the bait. professorx: I am also coming to the 3 game series for the Sox. I think its great that other cities have bars for Sox/Pats fans. And another Sox hater cast a second line, recommending a lesbian bar. Angelossux: There is a bar on 8th street, on Barracks Row,not far from the stadium,which I think all Boston fans will feel very comfortable in. It's called Phase 1 and is very nice. Professorx extended an invite to all Red Sox and Nationals fans to meet for drinks before Tuesday's game and dutifully reported back this afternoon, also trying to take a shot at a couple of Nats stars, but his face was too thick with egg. professorx: You Nationals fans are pretty funny. I went to Remington's yesterday only to find out that it is a bar only for guys if you catch my drift. I pounded my drink and got out as fast as I could. On the way out I was fortunate enough to get Adam Dunn 's and Ryan Zimmermans autograph a they were there getting something to eat for the game. lol (last part is obviously false) Good luck in the next two games. oh and by the way Phases bar is no better Well played, PowerBoater69. We doff our Red Sox caps in your direction. LOL.....wonder if Powerboater69 is on extremeskins???? :hysterical: classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Guess Boston Fans dont know what is :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grhqofb5 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Wow, what a homophobe. It was very rude of him to leave so quickly.:hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 LOL.....wonder if Powerboater69 is on extremeskins???? :hysterical: classic :rotflmao: Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 That's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Bandwagoners....good, we don't need them anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Bandwagoners....good, we don't need them anyway. Interesting... As for the Sox fans who "Accidentally" went to the gay bar, I've always thought that "Big Papi" talk was pretty ghey. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVCChairman Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 thats hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanboyOf91 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Wow, what a homophobe. It was very rude of him to leave so quickly.:hysterical: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 That's hilarious. That picture almost made me spit out my drink! Epic story too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WARLORD1863 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 lol nice! I saw that conversation on the nats message board. Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasttimes Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I went to the game last night with Powerboater69. Some old red-sox grandpa threatened to rip our hearts out. I guess he was tired of hearing us yell "M*******" the whole game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Sure, he was "tricked" into going. He loved it. He loved every minute of it. He's just mad because he tried to get every guy in there to sign his bat and found no takers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Sure, he was "tricked" into going. He loved it. He loved every minute of it. He's just mad because he tried to get every guy in there to sign his bat and found no takers. Lipstick signatures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyConway Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Epic. Reminds me of the prank they play in Police Academy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Now that's what I call pwnage!!!!!!!!!!!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Wow, what a homophobe. It was very rude of him to leave so quickly.:hysterical: Hey he did buy a few drinks before jetting out of there helping the local economy This should work on out of town cowpoke fans later in the year since the article mentioned it was a country and western bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 This should work on out of town cowpoke fans later in the year since the article mentioned it was a country and western bar. I'll send a free 12-pack to the first person to do this and show proof of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCranon21 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 EPIC WIN :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: That's sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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