Ned Flanders Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Man, I am EXTREMELY pissed off right now. I have a Koi pond in my back yard, where Art and Darrell lived. I say lived, because some freakin ******* STOLE MY DAMN FISH! They were 2 years old, and about 16 inches long - we raised/trained them since they were babies. The net which hangs on my shed was taken down and found next to the pond. They also stole my damn cooler, I guess to put the fish in. I am in denial right now, but DAMN IT, why the hell take my fish??? I really cannot believe some ******* did this. If I find you, I am going to :saber: and that's putting it nicely. Art and Darrell: Daddy and Mommy miss you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Steal someones pets. Wow. Thats a new low. Sorry for your loss. I hope you find some answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinFeathers Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Dude that's ****ed up. I'm the type of person who doesn't lock my doors or my truck cause I like to believe people are actually good. Then I hear **** like this and my faith dwindles. Sorry for ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Damn that's ****ed up. I know big koi can probably get a pretty penny. But wtf? Thieves suck. You should check local nurseries or places that might sell pond stuff. Who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 that's aw-diddly-awful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 How do you know a raccoon didnt eat them? That's a common occurence EDIT: didnt see the part about the stolen cooler. unless...the raccoons were smart and stole the koi and put them in the cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Damn that's ****ed up. I know big koi can probably get a pretty penny. But wtf? Thieves suck. You should check local nurseries or places that might sell pond stuff. Who knows. Definitely report this. And check with local pet stores and nurseries. See if anyone was trying to sell koi. Probably worth a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillUnknown Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 i can't remember Flanders ever cursing so much on the simpsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 who the hell steals someones fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 who the hell steals someones fish? A cat ? :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 who the hell steals someones fish? Mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 I called the cops, and they basically laughed about it. I pay a ****load in taxes, and when I ask for the services which I contribute to (which is once in a blue moon), I get laughed at? WTF! *******s Art and Darrell were probably, monetarily, worth about $600 - not the point, but still. That's at least worth a police report. I think I am going to talk to their supervisor, and see how funny he thinks this is - the blatant neglect of duties to a law abiding tax payer. The messed up thing about it all, is our house is listed for sale, and in the past week there's been 4 Asian families look at the place, and they all really liked the pond. Not to stereotype, but it really makes me wonder. They've been fine for 2 years, house hits the market, and BAMM - they're gone. Son of a .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I would call the supervisor and raise hell. Tell their donut eatin asses to do their ****ing job. Sorry to hear about your fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I recommend getting some alligators or an electric eel next time. All joking aside, I'm really sorry that your fish got stolen. Whomever stole them is really a bag of you know what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 The messed up thing about it all, is our house is listed for sale, and in the past week there's been 4 Asian families look at the place, and they all really liked the pond. Not to stereotype, but it really makes me wonder. They've been fine for 2 years, house hits the market, and BAMM - they're gone. Son of a .... God damn asian people! :mad: Are there any Chinese, etc. restaurants in the area? I suggest you go vandalize the outside with things like: "STOP STEALING MY KOI, DAMNIT!" or: "NED FLANDERS WAS HERE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deejaydana Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 That is really poor behavior in a human being. My only thought can be they did it for the money. I hope you get them back my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 who the hell steals someones fish? An asshat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 If they hadn't stolen your cooler as well, I might have suspected a four footed thief. I know I've had raccoons take some of the fish out of my pond before I redesigned it to provide hiding places/shelter for the fish to take refuge in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 That's messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Could have been some punk kids just causing destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Well unfortunately, there are *******s everywhere. I hope for the best, Mr. Flanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz4Life12 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 It does sound suspect that your house goes on the market and they disappear shortly after. Sorry to hear about your Koi. I hope you can find the ****s that took Art and Darrell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Does anyone have any good Koi recipes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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