Trippster Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 This was a discussion topic on sports talk radio here in Detroit yesterday. The question was raised because one of the guys on the show learned from his friend that he sits down to pee 100% of the time. He also said that it is his belief that 50% of the guys out there do this. Now I admit, I do it from time to time when I'm tired, but 90% of the time I stand up to pee. What do you think about this? Should a guy have to turn in his man card when he sits like a lady 100% of the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 it its 4AM and i gotta go there is a 50/50 chance Ill sit down..any other time and thats just not gonna happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 how about this. A guy should only have to "turn in his man card" when he questions someone elses man card carrying abilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterx Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I definitely don't do this. That's odd. But I guess for those who have problems peeing, why not? I find it a bit more odd when guys go into the stalls and pee standing up when there are urinals free. It's unpleasant to hear, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 The only time i sit without :toilet: is when i really WANT to :toilet: but cant due to circumstances beyond my control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Kaos Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 at home I sit 100% of the time, public restrooms I stand 100% of the time..... kinda evens itself out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhouse Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 huh? Why would you ever need/want to sit down to just take a leak. Doesn't that just make it inconvenient? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 it its 4AM and i gotta go there is a 50/50 chance Ill sit down..any other time and thats just not gonna happen. Exactly, I'll take a seat when I barely manage to stumble my way into the bathroom in the first place, better not risk peeing and not realizing you're missing the bowl or stumbling a little. If I'm awake and alert, unless I'm taking a crap I'm standing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I always stand.. sober, drunk, day, night, sunny, rain.. always. Of course that's when it's only #1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titaw Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I only sit if I am on the phone and I don't want the person on the other end to hear the piss going into the pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Do sitting down on urinals count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel25 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 lol just when i think every topic has been discussed, somebody comes up wit somethin else. one time i was real drunk and it looked like the toilet was movin, and i didn't wanna miss. other than that one time, i stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterx Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Girls are made to sit (unless they want to get sprayed), guys can stand, so do it ! Utilize your Manhood appropriately! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Larry David does it so I see absolutely no problem with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterx Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Larry David does it so I see absolutely no problem with it. Dang, maybe I will change my ways now. Larry David is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney26 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Im really suprized by the responses in this thread. I never knew so many guys sat down to take a leak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Only times I've sat to pee was when I thought I had to **** and nothing came out that end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor4Life Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 When I was out in the field during Army training exercises I had to crap standing up. Toilet paper was kind of the Army equivalent of smokes in prison flicks, a currency of some sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 im really suprized by the responses in this thread. I never knew so many guys sat down to take a leak. +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I pee sitting down, and **** standing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Girls are made to sit (unless they want to get sprayed), That can be solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 You should add a poll to this thread. "If you are a male, how often do you intentionally sit down to pee?" Never Once in awhile, but not usually 10-50% 50-90% Almost all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I remember when my boy was 3 he freaked me out one night when I took him into the restruant to go pee and he jumped up on the bowl and went #1. Mom was at work here I thought. The next day I had him pointing his junk at the bathtub so he could get used to standing up and peeing. Alot of the bathrooms he goes into the toliets are too big for him to stand up and pee so he has no choice but to sit down and pee but on the smaller ones I taught him to rip off a piece of toliet paper first and toss it into the bowl and pee all over it like a game. He prefers to stand up and pee but he's only 4 so he can't yet. Dad only sits down to go #2, can't understand wanting to pee sitting down. That's weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSB 21 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I knew this guy whose bathroom was carpeted and his wife made him sit to pee so he wouldn't splash/dribble on the floor. Why he disclosed this I don't remember but I always thought it was a bit strange.Firstly to have carpeting in the bathroom and secondly for letting his wife tell him how to pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Dang, maybe I will change my ways now. Larry David is hilarious. LOL, you've never seen the episode where he falls into the toilet because Cheryl left the toilet seat up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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