TheGoodBits Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I remember when my boy was 3 he freaked me out one night when I took him into the restruant to go pee and he jumped up on the bowl and went #1. Mom was at work here I thought. The next day I had him pointing his junk at the bathtub so he could get used to standing up and peeing. Alot of the bathrooms he goes into the toliets are too big for him to stand up and pee so he has no choice but to sit down and pee but on the smaller ones I taught him to rip off a piece of toliet paper first and toss it into the bowl and pee all over it like a game. He prefers to stand up and pee but he's only 4 so he can't yet. Dad only sits down to go #2, can't understand wanting to pee sitting down. That's weird That's just gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artmonkforHOF Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 the only times it is acceptable for a man to pee sitting down is as follows: 1- while sitting on the toilet to take a dump. 2-severe injury to BOTH legs (use a crutch if only 1 leg injured) 3-lower body paralysis 4-you passed out drunk sitting down and didn't even know you where peeing. and if you are closer to a outside door than a bathroom, you have to pee outside. why waste the water? and as an added bonus, your urine can help keep unwanted wildlife out of your yard. if you sit to pee any other time, forget turning in your man card, just cut off your johnson, since you obviously don't need it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinking Skins Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 the only time i sit without :toilet: Is when i really want to :toilet: But cant due to circumstances beyond my control. qft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor4Life Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 if you sit to pee any other time, forget turning in your man card, just cut off your johnson, since you obviously don't need it anymore. Nihilist: We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 one time I was at a business associates house (actually a friend of a business associate) that I had only met once. I asked him to use his restroom and he, right in front of his wife, asked me to make sure that I was seated while using the toilet as they were hyper sensitive about urine splatter contaminating the bathroom. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 wait, no one here has ever had sex pee? yknow, right after you do it, your pee stream is ****ed up and shoots a bunch of different directions? or what about when you have morning wood? that **** is hard to control too. Like 95% of the time I go standing up...that .05% applies to the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I always stand up. I never knew guys sat down to take a leak. :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhouse Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 wait, no one here has ever had sex pee? yknow, right after you do it, your pee stream is ****ed up and shoots a bunch of different directions?or what about when you have morning wood? that **** is hard to control too. Like 95% of the time I go standing up...that .05% applies to the above. What happens the other 4.95% of the time? Never mind I don't wanna know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 The only time i sit without :toilet: is when i really WANT to :toilet: but cant due to circumstances beyond my control. This. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFromYellowstone Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I don't see what the big problem is? Sometimes it's comfortable. I don't see the need to stand up 100% of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKurp Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 wait, no one here has ever had sex pee? yknow, right after you do it, your pee stream is ****ed up and shoots a bunch of different directions?or what about when you have morning wood? that **** is hard to control too. Like 95% of the time I go standing up...that .05% applies to the above. Unless this is what PB was referring to on page 1, I'm surprised it took until page three before someone mentioned this. Not a night goes by when I don't get some wicked NTE's, and when I have to get up in the middle of the night to hit the bathroom the only way I can go without hitting myself in the face is to sit down and wrestle the boy into a downward position - or least a degree or two below horizontal. Otherwise, yes, standing is normal protocol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 That's just gross. Well it was that or trying to teach him how to aim and how to stand up and pee at the same time. I had to get over the damage my wife put on him first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 wait, no one here has ever had sex pee? yknow, right after you do it, your pee stream is ****ed up and shoots a bunch of different directions?or what about when you have morning wood? that **** is hard to control too. Like 95% of the time I go standing up...that .05% applies to the above. Of course we all have, only real men wouldn't admit to that. Same thing happens after you have some "me time" too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhouse Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 wait, no one here has ever had sex pee? yknow, right after you do it, your pee stream is ****ed up and shoots a bunch of different directions?or what about when you have morning wood? that **** is hard to control too. Like 95% of the time I go standing up...that .05% applies to the above. But you can spread your legs and lean over the toilet with one hand on the wall..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 wait, no one here has ever had sex pee? yknow, right after you do it, your pee stream is ****ed up and shoots a bunch of different directions?or what about when you have morning wood? that **** is hard to control too. Like 95% of the time I go standing up...that .05% applies to the above. How the hell do you pee the other 4.95%? Upside down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenlipper Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I have a bad lower back and my Dr said not to lift anything heavy so I sit down when i piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 But you can spread your legs and lean over the toilet with one hand on the wall..... dude, I'm 6'6. its pretty much impossible. I've found myself trying to squat as low as I can to try and counteract the forked pee stream...that doesnt work either. Oh well, I guess its the price you pay for being well endowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKurp Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I have a bad lower back and my Dr said not to lift anything heavy so I sit down when i piss. Why, do you normally pee in the tank instead of the bowl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 How the hell do you pee the other 4.95%? Upside down? I like to be adventurous....sometimes I play pop a shot and pee from different areas. Some other times I try standing in the bathtub while pissing in the toilet. Other times I close my eyes to test my aim. Who says pissing cant be fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 When I am at home is the only time, and even at home i have to be shattered drunk, or or have just had sex and my dong hasnt deflated yet. Other then that, stand up at home and especially in public as long as its #1. Im hoping everyone here sits down for #2 I actually have a hard time dropping deuce in a public bathroom though. Id rather sweat it out and wait until i get home for all that. Besides the obvious germ issues, i dont stinking up the joint and having the other guys "sitting in my pew" so to speak. It aint church. AAlso, every once in a while some douch will come in and peak through the crack in the stall door... i dont know why... to see if ther eis really anyone in the stall? Why else? What do they think is going on in here? Did I slide out the bottom after I was done and leave the door locked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I only sit down to pee when I am in the Fedex bathrooms during halftime. No, but I will use a stall as a urinal to save time and get out of there fast during halftime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Zornography Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I always stand.. sober, drunk, day, night, sunny, rain.. always. Of course that's when it's only #1. I always stand.. sober, drunk, day, night, sunny, rain.. always. Of course that's when it's only #2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 The Germans have a custom-made insult for men who sit to pee. Being called a sitzpinkler is a direct question of one's fundamental manhood. For all my various life experiences, I have never once found ample reason to sit when there was no #2 on the bill. Hammered, asleep, post-coital, at full attention, whatever -- it's all just a challenge to be conquered while standing. Never walk away from a worthy challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spec138 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 wait, no one here has ever had sex pee? yknow, right after you do it, your pee stream is ****ed up and shoots a bunch of different directions?or what about when you have morning wood? that **** is hard to control too. Like 95% of the time I go standing up...that .05% applies to the above. Unfortunately for the tile around my toilet, I generally can't stop the flow in time in these cases :\ Morning wood, the whole lean over/arm on wall thing, this position also applies to when I'm ****faced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spec138 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 The Germans have a custom-made insult for men who sit to pee. Being called a sitzpinkler is a direct question of one's fundamental manhood.For all my various life experiences, I have never once found ample reason to sit when there was no #2 on the bill. Hammered, asleep, post-coital, at full attention, whatever -- it's all just a challenge to be conquered while standing. Never walk away from a worthy challenge. Don't forget, when you're standing at attention you can go for some serious distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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