onnie007 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Plus some notes on the guy who people think is going to save us at RT, weighing it at 410 pounds. Lol. Great pickup. At 410 lbs, he must be a run blocking machine! :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROSCOUT Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 450 lbs!Holy cow. I'd be surprised if this guy even makes it to training camp. But the good thing is that he can play guard and tackle at the exact same time so we can use a 6 receiver set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 good goobly goop!!! HAHAHAHHAHA I can't stop laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 He is the short yardage back that we have been waiting for. Fall forward, 3 opposing D-linemen on IR, TD/move the chains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger187126 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 jerry jones loves those giant olinemen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesecondquarter Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Andre Smith has a little baby fat compared to this guy keep the shirt on please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregpeck99 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Jabba the Hut-Hut Williams Is ther an orithpaedic surgeon in the house? Need a medical opinion om my guy MK ... its a medical emergency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCliche21 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 ugh, kelly. get on the GD field you clown.im about 1 more "missed ____ due to knee problems" from completely giving up on this guy. hes just taking up a roster spot at this point. Exactly how I feel, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasjhughes Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 450 lbs!Holy cow. I'd be surprised if this guy even makes it to training camp. At least it'll take a few seconds for defenders to run around him. We should call him the wedge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tris Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 410 lbs, that seems like it could pose a problem during summer practices. What exactly has he been doing for the past four years...I don't want a Corey Stringer episode out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirtyfive2seven Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I hope that the skins actually do place Kelly on IR this season if he can't get into any games. Last year they probably should have done the same thing. If the guy can't play, then move him off so someone else has the chance to step up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rd421 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 What! Kelly is missing time due to an injury NO WAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 450 pounds? Am I the only one who thinks that the last place Williams needs to be is on a football field, and might possibly need to be a licensed medical facility? The process of reaching 450 pounds has to put incredible stress on your hear, liver, and kidneys. He needs to get under 250 for his health. If he is playing at 370, we might as well have a hearse on the sidelines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 :rotflmao: @ the original thread title. I can't even comprehend how someone can weigh 400lbs, let alone 450... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROSCOUT Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I hope that the skins actually do place Kelly on IR this season if he can't get into any games. Last year they probably should have done the same thing. If the guy can't play, then move him off so someone else has the chance to step up. This is the "WHY" they drafted a receiver, who is 6'4 with good speed. If Kelly cannot play, then another tall receiver will be available to take those throws in the endzone. At least the Skins have a contingency plan. Here is a PLEASANT problem. What if both of them turn out to be spectacular in camp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 We've got a morbidly obese tackle. We have a wide receiver who walks with a limp. We have a coach with a crew cut. This is not a football team; this is the lates relief from Walt Disney Pictures about a scrappy bunch of over-achievers. Josh Harnett as the QB sounds about right.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eljeasel Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 We have a coach with a crew cut. Its not a crew cut' date=' its a high top fade [img']http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/3144/jimzornflattopdisco.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilsonian Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Imagine Haynesworth AND Mike Williams as our defensive tackles! Two words immediately come to mind: Meat shield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 As long as both are 100% for the opener it doesn't really matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 When is minicamp? Anyone got that info for an out of towner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Its not a crew cut, its a high top fade Oh la oh la day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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