Whiskeypeet Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Ass Dialing: The proper term for sitting on your cell and calling someone. How often does this happen to the members of ES? You ass dial your wife, grilfriend, buddies, boss, parents, etc. And you feel like a dumbass. Today, a friend ass dialed me twice. So I called him back and he ass answered his phone.....then ass hung up. I was impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofizz Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I don't put my phone in my back pocket. Thats a good way to damage it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Never, I keep my phone on a belt holster or in my front pocket. Therefore it is out of reach of my ass and my ass cannot dial the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Never, I keep my phone on a belt holster or in my front pocket. Therefore it is out of reach of my ass and my ass cannot dial the phone. So you're saying some good came out of Canton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 And here I was thinking that this was a thread about what Mondizzle calls me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 So you're saying some good came out of Canton? Yeah, I had my phone in my front pocket then too. And I still managed to break it. Not sure if it was from me falling down drunk or from an errant BigMike butt kick. Whatever, Verizon replaced the phone so no biggie at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUSkinsFan Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I have the iPhone so sitting on it won't do anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 And here I was thinking that this was a thread about what Mondizzle calls me. :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedlightG20 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Is this in some way akin to talking out of your ass? Because I do that ALOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I'd never put my phone in my back pocket. I don't understand why anyone would. Don't you think you might crush the thing? Is this what people do when they are walking around? Is the front pocket not good enough for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mondizzle Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 And here I was thinking that this was a thread about what Mondizzle calls me. Ha (I don't get it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Ha (I don't get it) Hehehe. Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Never again will I put my phone in my pocket. At a Nats game, I put it in my back pocket and after sitting down on it for 5 long innings the screen had tapped put, call uncle, and every other way to give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I generally have my crackberry in it's holster. However, there are times that, for whatever reason, my phone winds up falling out of its holster and on my truck seat.. I, luckily, only ass dialed once before. I dialed a chick that I was seeing.. She was so happy that I called but, was quite pissed when it turned out that she was talking to my ass and not to me personally lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 My friend would keep her iPhone in her back pocket. That is until she sat on it one day and cracked the screen. I laughed at her for a good hour for that one cause I always told her she was gonna break it one day, and sure enough she cracked the thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 My friend would keep her iPhone in her back pocket. That is until she sat on it one day and cracked the screen. I laughed at her for a good hour for that one cause I always told her she was gonna break it one day, and sure enough she cracked the thing. Exactly. I'm only interested in paying for the iPhone once in the next two years or so. The front pocket makes so much more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mondizzle Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I've "purse dialed" before. My BlackBerry will still call 911 when the keypad is locked and I'm worried I'm gonna make an unintentional emergency call someday - and I'll just be standing in a bar or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 My old phone was so bad that I didn't need to ass dial, it would randomly decide to call people. and it was a clam-shell design so its not like any buttons were being pressed. I once called my brother while I was in the middle of shooting some hoops with him. It also called people when I had it in my hand (but closed and what-not). I would see the front LCD turn on with a message that says its calling someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNGwithOUTaCrwN Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 its always in the font pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mondizzle Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Happy Valentine's Day to all you ass dialers! Thanks for all of the 5-minute-long messages consisting solely of the sounds of your car and/or your muffled voice talking to someone else :flowers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I've "purse dialed" before. My BlackBerry will still call 911 when the keypad is locked and I'm worried I'm gonna make an unintentional emergency call someday - and I'll just be standing in a bar or something... Happy Valentine's Day to all you ass dialers! Thanks for all of the 5-minute-long messages consisting solely of the sounds of your car and/or your muffled voice talking to someone else :flowers: My boss at my last job used to purse dial me from his briefcase. Annoying as ****. I rock the flip phones so I don't do it to other people; I leave the unintentional calls to my 2-year old son. As for 911, I had to call it a few years ago when I saw a horrific accident on the Interstate - at which point my phone went into some kind of emergency mode and locked up EXCEPT for 911. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I've got a slider phone... in theory I COULD "pocket dial" (front pocketer) but I'd have to hit 4 buttons in sequential order for it to happen... (Unlock, confirm, green call button, green call button) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Ass Dialing: The proper term for sitting on your cell and calling someone.How often does this happen to the members of ES? You ass dial your wife, grilfriend, buddies, boss, parents, etc. And you feel like a dumbass. Today, a friend ass dialed me twice. So I called him back and he ass answered his phone.....then ass hung up. I was impressed. i thought it was called pants dialing??? i guess i was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mondizzle Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Methinks that this thread was inspired by the new BlackBerry commercial in which the dude sits down on the couch with his little half-cantaloupe+spoon, and then his b****y-yet-adorable-and-witty girlfriend comes in and says that she just got a call from his butt... then she tells him to get the BB that flips closed (I love the way she says it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Thought this thread would be about calling ex-girlfriends for some ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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