Califan007 The Constipated Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 What are some of yours? “If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.” - Tallulah Bankhead “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.” -Helen Keller "I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body. Then I realized, well, look what's telling me that." -Emo Phillips “Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.” -various people “One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.” -James Earl Jones “I would much rather have regrets about not doing what people said, than regretting not doing what my heart led me to and wondering what life would have been like if I'd just been myself.” - Brittany Renée Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 "The older I get, the better I was". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 how does helen keller have a quote? "I wish you were a beer" Cycle Sluts from Hell "Bury me face down so they can kiss my ass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 how does helen keller have a quote? "I wish you were a beer" Cycle Sluts from Hell "Bury me face down so they can kiss my ass" You didn't know Helen Keller could communicate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.” -Neil Gaiman I don't agree with his "I hate love" stance, but damn if that doesn't describe heartbreak to a mf "T" lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 "I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices. -Mark Twain "I always take (Scotch whiskey) at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.” -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 You didn't know Helen Keller could communicate? I did..I know she mumbled and made noises. It was a joke. a bad one obviously...lol "I wish you could find one molecule in my body that gives a **** about what you have to say" Ice-T "Im just a "n-word" who loves titties" Dave Chappelle "We can scream 'I just dont give a ****' and see who means it" Eminem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jthor99 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 The obstacle ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherick Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 "Hasta la Victoria, siempre!".("Until Victory, always!") - Ernesto "Che" Guevara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 I am not a member of any organized political party. I, sir, am a Democrat. - Will Rogers It takes a very special man to be an NFL Head Coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - John Madden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkipJackSkin Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Safe sex is great sex, so you better usea latex, cause u don't want that late text, that, i think i'm late text -weezy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 "To the German Commander, NUTS!, The American Commander" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 "Let off some steam , Bennett" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" Ghandi "Choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." Jerry Garcia “Don’t you ever listen to the sermons by that guy in church; you know Captain Whats-his-name.” Homer Simpson I've said I'm a humanist, but music is proof that there is a God. - - Kurt Vonnegut If by the last quarter of the twentith century godliness wasn't next to something a little more interesting than cleanliness, it might be time to reevaluate our notions of godliness. - Tom Robbins ‘Skinny Legs and All’ "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 "A nation thinking it can tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket thinking he can lift himself up by the handle." -Winston Churchill "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinned em' Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 "follow me" - Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mac Patty Wack Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 "A nation thinking it can tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket thinking he can lift himself up by the handle." -Winston Churchill"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson Those are great. "Pain is weakness leaving the body." US Marine Corps "The only easy day was yesterday." Navy SEALs "I prepared myself to do what I had to do; then i had faith" Vinny Testaverde or Joe Montana or Joe Namath "Game fish swim upstream" I don't know "BOB SAGET!!!" Tourrette's guy "Look what I can do" Stuart from MadTV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherick Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 He turned out to be quite a failure, or so they say. But there's a quote that, at the time it was originally said, it was just epic determination: ".....I hear you!........the rest of the world hears you!.........and the people who knocked these buildings down, will hear from all of us soon!" - George W. Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanboyOf91 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 "This is madness!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live" ~Professor Dumbledore "What we do in life echoes in eternity" ~Gladiator "It ain't where I been...but where I'm bout to go..." ~J.Hov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 "**** me. **** me now!" ~~Jumbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 "**** You! That's my name." ~ Alec Baldwin in Glengary Glenn Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 "The world is full of puke and ****, and now a horde of tin-masked *******s are puking in our faces, full of ****." ~~ Winni Holl-- "Violent **** 3 - Infantry of Doom" (1999) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0203185/quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Circumventing the curse filters - for shame. Ok... Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers. Or Bungee Cords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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