China Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "I'm here to kick butt and chew bubblegum." You got the order backwards and forgot the rest of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Unfortunately I don't have the attribution for these, but here they are nonetheless: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deejaydana Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." Jeff Spicoli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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