Mickalino Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 I've also learned that even the smartest criminals, who go to great effort to commit the perfect crime, can be tricked into confessing. They will never think ahead to reasonable doubt in court, they will just spill their guts and confess."We found a fiber from your pants beside your girlfriend's body!" "****! You caught me! That ***** had it coming. She was sleeping around, but she got hers - and good!....Oh, what?....yeah, I take that back....SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND, MAN! I'm over at her house wearing my pants on a regular basis. Unless you've got a time and date stamp on that thread you've got nothing! It's amazing more of them don't just say, " I'm not talkin till I have a lawyer, because that's my right " (as well as, their advantage) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10fttall Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 I noticed it and I'm surprised how often they conclude on evidence that is far from a slam dunk. Sometimes it's pretty ironclad for a conviction, but not always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted December 27, 2008 Author Share Posted December 27, 2008 It you stab someone with a knife, you will always cut yourself and leave blood inside the handle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 It you stab someone with a knife, you will always cut yourself and leave blood inside the handle That's only if they put up a good struggle. So either stab them when they're sleeping, or sedated, so you don't cut yourself. Again, I'm not recommending that you commit murder - so ONLY stab a sleeping person in Self Defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Semen samples can be found on any body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Semen samples can be found on any body. ? could you be more specific ? that was a bit vague, and leaves too much for interpretation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 ?could you be more specific ? that was a bit vague, and leaves too much for interpretation. I was being sarcastic. There always seems to be semen around a crime scene in the show and I find it hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 I was being sarcastic.There always seems to be semen around a crime scene in the show and I find it hilarious. oh, well you said "anybody" like there's semen on the live people, the investigators, etc, and splattered everywhere....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 if you speak in brief...........controllled.........bursts and take off your shades it will add for dramatic effect. Mike, not sure if you're talking about William Shatner as Kirk or Robert Stack as Rex Kramer in Airplane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 I haven't watched these shows much, but the most far-fetched thing I ever saw on one was when they got some dude's DNA from a speck of skin that came off on a guitar string that he touched (BARELY and only once) in a pawn shop. Suuuuurrrre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Mac Taylor knows all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 - All police drive Hummers and Escalades, especially the CSI peeps - THere is always someone still at a crime scene, even after it has been cleared by the real police - You can find a perp by analyzing the tread marks from any crime scene - All cops are best buds with the forensic team and csi people - If you interview a witness who lies repeatedly, eventually they will tell the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted January 2, 2009 Author Share Posted January 2, 2009 No point in ever trying to leave the country after a crime. No matter what airport or what time there will be a CSI there(not the police) as you try to board the plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuraitengai Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I love CSI.Similarly, from NCIS (which I also love) There is no traffic around the D.C. areas, as it is possible to drive from Quantico to Norfolk to some NOVA town and still have daylight. dont watch CSI, but watch NCIS. that parts gets me too. plus all the times they show mountains in the background when they are in DC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morning Wood Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I love the shows, but being a musician who does a lot of computer based recording, this one rips my butt apart every time... If you happen to record a telephone call, that takes place in the middle of downtown Miami, during rush hour... you can just drop the .wav file into the figureitoutinator and easily separate the sound of the dog barking at the intruder three blocks away at Pagni's Fish Market... from the rest of the mess in the recording. .. Despite the fact that this is akin to removing the egg from cake batter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bch89 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 watch the wire [Was] greatest show on tv, finished first season now watching the second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 A couple times, I've seen that the police have photo processing software so powerful, that they can zoom in on some regular joe's digital photo and ID a suspect reflected in sunglasses; or in one case, reflected off somebody's iris. So they zoom in, and instead of 4 huge pixels filling the screen, they can get a recognizable face. Cool, huh? This drives me nuts. I'm waiting for them to zoom in on the thumb of a man hitchhiking across the street from an ATM camera and lift the finger print one of these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted January 2, 2009 Author Share Posted January 2, 2009 if you speak in brief...........controllled.........bursts and take off your shades it will add for dramatic effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I could not concentrate if I worked with Emily Procter and Eva LaRue. Seriously, I'd forget everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 If you commit a crime in the woods, you better not have cuffed your pant legs. Because something always falls into that cuff that links you to those woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted January 2, 2009 Author Share Posted January 2, 2009 If you commit a crime in the woods, you better not have cuffed your pant legs. Because something always falls into that cuff that links you to those woods. LOL, actually, never commit a crime anywhere with cuffed pant legs. If you pop a couple in someones chest in a back alley, one drop of blood will float through space and land on that cuff without touching any other place on the pants. Also, if you are unfortunate enough to kill someone while wearing cuffed pants, you most assuredly will be wearing those pants when they bring you in for questioning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Make sure you always wear a $2,000 suit and $600 sunglasses to the crime scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 That people who watch truely believe you can send crime samples to a lab and get results in the matter of hours :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 What's with the lighting on those shows? They keep everything dark and they back light with colored lights in their offices and labs. I'm sure there are lots of government offices and labs using lavender, yellow and blue lighting. WTF. Must be the same set designers that did that stupid USA Network series Silk Stalkings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus87 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I could not concentrate if I worked with Emily Procter and Eva LaRue. Seriously, I'd forget everything. Amen to this.I love how over the top CSI Miami is. The women are crazy hot, even the CSI's, and the guys dress in pink linen shirts and white pants with designer sunglasses, real professional police attire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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