Zazzaro703 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 buttered floor if possible.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Saran wrap under the toilet seat, pulled tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 another one (I pissed my wife off with this one in college). We snuck into their apartment and took all the labels off all the canned goods :laugh: that would suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 If anyone has any other ideas for locking them in, let me know. You could penny their door. Probably same principle as SO's prank, but if you stick pennies just right under the door, it won't open. And unless they know its pennied, they'll be clueless as to why it won't open. :laugh: buttered floor if possible.... :laugh: Reminds me of the internet prank war that was going back and forth between roommates for awhile. If possible, set up a hidden video camera and record it. Nothing funnier than some random dude busting his ass on a buttered floor. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Not dorm, but military barracks, and same premise. When I was in Germany I had some really rude neighbors who would wake me up with obnoxious bass on Saturday and Sunday mornings. I enjoy sleeping off a good hangover, so this was seriously ****ing annoying. I found the circuit breaker box and through trial and error mapped out the entire thing. I would just shut off breakers at 3 am after getting home from drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad89 Posted March 21, 2008 Author Share Posted March 21, 2008 Tying two of th suites shut. We're leaving two open so noone is permanently stuck in there. I want these *******s to know that we mean business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drockvb Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Have a subscription of a Ghey magazine sent to them monthly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Try this. You'll win-hands down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEArmchairQB Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Take a cookie sheet and put wax paper on it. Piss all over the wax paper. Put it in your freezer. While they are at class or asleep slide it under their door. Let it thaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 You could penny their door. Probably same principle as SO's prank, but if you stick pennies just right under the door, it won't open. And unless they know its pennied, they'll be clueless as to why it won't open. :laugh: UNDER the door? We jammed the penny's between the door and the door frame. :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Why don't you just give them an Abe Lincoln or a Hot Carl. That'll teach em .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Take off the grill to the air vent, put a dead fish inside and put the grill back on. Or you could go to an outdoor store and get some deer or fox urine in a spray bottle from the hunting department. Just start spraying the stuff around their dorm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 http://youtube.com/watch?v=a9SKFyzoNV0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 If anyone has any other ideas for locking them in, let me know. Duct tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 My freshman year my dorm had 1 bathroom for the whole floor. About 1 out of 10 times someone would take a shower after 6 pm, they would get covered in red Kool Aid powder. :laugh: Penny lockings were common. We changed the vacuum from suck to blow and shot a huge pile of Gold Bond under one guys door. It coated 1/4 of his room in talc. :laugh: We went through a LOT of syrup of ipecac. :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Back when I was an RA, we had keys that opened all the doors (and combos). When we got in a prank war, my friend and I broke in to a few RA's rooms and taped porn pictures all over thier rooms. That may not sound too bad, but we got them from magazines with only 60 year old plus stars. We got both male and femal mags...and after we had put many out in the open, we hid some so they would find them as time goes on. I remember one guy getting really annoyed with us almost a month later. Hiis gf at the time called him over to his dresser where she was going for the protection they favored. He went to his stash of condums only to find a fairly unsexy picture awaiting him. We told him we were just setting the mood, and we were surprised it took him so long to find that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMS Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 You've come to the right place.. I am a master of the art of juvinile pranks with a specialization in Dorm warfair. Here are the broad titles with descriptions be low.. (1) Penny Lock (2) Penny Lock, the siege (3) Penny Lock, defense (4) Penny Lock, no defense (5) The perfect crime. (6) Prank for dirty mouths (7) Prank for dirty ears (8) You can never go home again (9) What's that noise? (10) Thanks for the gift. (11) Bombs away... (1) Penny Lock. if you take eight to twelve pennies and tape them together it forms a hard medel block. If you insert this block by pressing in at the top of a wooden substantial door and wedge this block into the door frame between the door and the frame; and then force it down as close as you can to the door knob and bolt it will put so much pressure on the bolt that the knob will no longer work. For best results use two blocks of pennies one from the top and one from the botton of the door. It's quiet, it's not destructive, and it's a blast if used over a three day weekend or for folks who are trying to make a hote date or a 8am class. (2) Penny Lock, the siege..... If you can do a little prep work and actually get their phone coard before you pennylock them in, and if folks on your hall aren't sympathetic you can trap folks in their room for days. We used this trick on our RA in Pritchard and had him in his room for 48 hours. Every time he tried to yell for help everybody on the pit started yelling and drowned him out. Dude finally used his speaker wires and speakers to rig up a phone ear peace and mic and called for help. Pete Hilton 1982 true story. It's also fun to fill an album cover with shaving cream and put the open end under the door and stamp on it. You can shoot cream across a 12 foot room in this mannor. It destroys the LP cover but manilla envolopes and other substitues for an LP cover are not nearly as good. Once you've creamed them it's time for the baby powder. pour the baby powder at the base of teh door and use your hair drier to blow it into their room. The fine powder will cover everything in their room and especially adhear to the afore mentioned shaving cream. (3) Penny Lock, defense..... If you are penny locked in a room yourself, It is possible to use a dinning hall knife and push the pennies out of the door frame. Takes some doing and a little bit of talent, but if you're penny locked in you've got the time. (4) Penny lock no defense.... If you use super glue instead of tape it's nearly imposible to self defend with the dining room knife ( which one should always keep in ones room just in case) . If you further use super glue on the ends of the penny blocks they will need a hammer and chissle to get out. (5) The perfect crime, If your dorm room is several floors high it's always fun to build a funilator. Not a beer bong which userped this piece of weaponry's name. Go down to the chem department and grab yourself some surgical tubing. They usually use it to connect the bunson burners to the gas supply. Make sure it's new and make sure it's long enough. Two tubes About 3 to four feet each should do it. then get your self a funnel. make two holes in the funnel near the top. Run each tube through one hole and tie it's ends together. Two buddies on each tupe. One buddy on the funnel. One guy with binoculars at an ajoining room with a speaker phone as a sighter. IT's possible to shoot a water bolloon 100 yards from a sixth floor window. Accurate as hell with a little practice. Hit someone in the head, he'll look around but will never hear you laughing your ass off much less see you. (6) Prank for dirty mouths.... If you take someones' toothpaste and blow into the tube it's possible to create an air bubble large enough to hold shaving cream. Next time the dude brushes his teeth he will be washing them too. (7) Prank for dirty ears.... If you put shavnig cream on the ear piece of aphone, and then call the number. Whoever answers it will goo himself with the shaving cream. Something that's fun if your just bored and sitting around the dorm. (8) You can never go home again.. This is a little destructive, but if you take a toothpick and dab it with crazy glue and break it off in somebodies lock. The door will not open again without the help of a locksmith. Wire is also good here but you have to make sure you don't leave any end hanging out of the lock. (9) An oldie but a goodie. Tie a bolt or Nut onto a string. Secure one end of the string above the victoms window. Run the other end of the string to your ajoining room. When they start to go to bed, or want to studdy tap their window with the bolt, then pull the string tight so the bolt is out of sight when they open the window. This one's good for hours of fun. But it's only good once. 10 ) Thanks for the gift.... dude is going home for spring break.. rap a cinder block in brown wrapping paper and send it to him COD. Be sure to use UPS cause if you use the US postal service I'm pretty sure it's a federal offense. UPS oddly enough it's not prosecutable and it's just a prank. 11) Get some lithium from the Chem department... Lithium explodes when it comes into contact with water. coat the lithium with soap flush it down the toilet, about 2 seconds after you flush it it will explode the pipe and sewage goes everywhere. This one you don't use in your dorm.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 (6) Prank for dirty mouths.... If you take someones' toothpaste and blow into the tube it's possible to create an air bubble large enough to hold shaving cream. Next time the dude brushes his teeth he will be washing them too. I've heard Preparation H works well in toothpaste too, but I've never tried it nor have I seen it done. By the way JMS, that is a great list of pranks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMS Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 I've heard Preparation H works well in toothpaste too, but I've never tried it nor have I seen it done.By the way JMS, that is a great list of pranks. Yeah, Just remember, there is a fine line between prank and federal crime. Best advice, once you approach that line, never admit anything, never return to the scene of the crime, and don't even discuss it decades after the fact unless you're confident in your knowledge of the statute of limitations... Spring Breakers Arrested After Dynamite Explodes On Hotel Sundeck http://www.wftv.com/news/15662889/detail.html DAYTONA BEACH SHORES, Fla. -- Three spring breakers were arrested after an explosion rocked two hotel guests from their bed and shattered the windows of their Daytona Beach Shores hotel room around 2:30am Friday. SLIDESHOW: Images Of Three Suspects In Police Custody ARREST DETAILS: Police Release On Explosion, Arrests (PDF) CRIME SECTION: Local Reports, Mug Shots, Neighborhood Watch Info Officers patrolling the Oceanside Inn on South Atlantic Avenue in Daytona Beach Shores (see satellite map of location) heard a loud explosion early Friday morning. Several witnesses said the explosion came from the sundeck, located on the second floor of the hotel. When officers first arrived, they found three safety windows had been shattered, along with a metal light pole that had been destroyed. They also noticed metal and glass debris scattered across a 100-foot area. STRANGE PHOTOS VIEW 99 PICS capturing a variety of strange news. Police said surveillance video from the hotel showed three hotel guests running from the scene. The guests, three college students, were identified as 21-year-old Timothy Bechtel of La Grange, Illinois, 21-year-old Christopher Romano of Dayton, Ohio, and 21-year-old Michael Bolt, also from La Grange. When officers contacted Bechtel, he was found to have a cut on his arm and he admitted to being involved in the incident. Bechtel told police Romano had detonated a partial stick of dynamite while he and Bolt acted as lookouts. A search of the room the three were staying in found no other explosives. "They're really nice guys, they were just really drunk yesterday," said spring breaker Dan McDonough. "We saw 'em before dark and they were so wasted that I don't think they remember doing that." The three were charged with discharging a destructive device causing injury and property damage, a first-degree felony. Bond was set at $20,000. Damages to the hotel were estimated at $2,000 and guests from two hotel rooms had to be relocated as a result. Oceanside Inn told police it would not be able to rent the rooms for a month, resulting in a loss of $8,000 to $10,000 in revenue. The surveillance video has not been released by police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeb Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 go to walmart or any hunting store and buy deer piss. stuff will make there floor smelll for days. i did it at school once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 It's very simple to do, but it has to be snowing outside. Go out and gather up armloads of snow and throw it over the shower curtain while your roomate is taking a shower. They will scream like a girl, it is awesome :laugh: But they probably won't talk to you for a day or two :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 UNDER the door? We jammed the penny's between the door and the door frame. :whoknows: :doh: I fail at prank war threads. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Why is it that I've never heard of pennies in the door? :dunce: I still have no idea wtf you guys are talking about. JMS's description left me even more confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 zoony, tape 4-5 pennies together, stick them between door and frame on the hingeside, now door won't open You do have doors in Tennessee right???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 You do have doors in Tennessee right???? yes of course, you've got to have a way to keep the hogs in the kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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