WizSkinsO's Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 My apologies if you've seen this before. These just crack me up everytime though. http://www.scribd.com/doc/5107/They-didnt-study My favorite is the elephant. What's yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I liked the "find x" one. He found it. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 those never get old I'm partial to the elephant myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-repost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I like the "Find X" I also like the expand one. :laughs: Wish there were more of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Use calculus to determine the identity of Batman kills me everytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Use calculus to determine the identity of Batman kills me everytime yea that was a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 On a similar note about kids schoolwork, there's these classics, too: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule and http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-repost. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmopolitianbloodloss Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 :rotflmao: "Like all things spanish, it is dangerous" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmopolitianbloodloss Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 On a similar note about kids schoolwork, there's these classics, too:http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule and http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2 "This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your **** and find a foster home." :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: I. Can't. Breathe. That was too hilarious. Thanks SS. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Where's the paper the dude wrote about some greek myth? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I went to high school with the kid who wrote the paper about El Nino. He wrote a similar, equally hilarious paper on another topic, but I can't remember what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 "This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your **** and find a foster home.":laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: I. Can't. Breathe. That was too hilarious. Thanks SS. :applause: I'm dying here. "Ding Ding! Here comes the ****-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy ?piece of ****." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 My favorite: http://ubersite.com/m/56674p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I helped a friend of mine write an essay about "A Streetcar named Desire", a book he hadn't read and a paper that was due the next day. Needless to say Blanche DuBois was involved in an international conspiracy with Winston Churchill to make the Germans start WW2, and the third Reich was defeated by Stephen Hawking who in 2008 discovers the secret to time travel and goes back in a super cyborg computer-suit and strangles Hitler to death on the steps of the Capital building before declaring prima nocte and sleeping with every woman in Germany. After all of this is done, he sends a super powerful radio transmission into space that he is the greatest being to ever exist, which is picked up by an advanced race of aliens who promptly fly to earth, invade, and battle Dr. Hawking to the death. With the help of his canine sidekick spots mcgee, Stephen successfully defeats the alien overlords- but at what cost??? He got 70% because it ended up being a good story and the teacher wasn't very strict about grades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmopolitianbloodloss Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 My favorite:http://ubersite.com/m/56674p OMG. "riding in the benzo, poppin my colla see some fine wenches, i hafta holla diamonds, gold, and the all mighty dolla i'm opedipus *****, the originial balla i bust out my 9, to light up your impala **** the police" that is the best thing i've ever read in my entire life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasCowboyFan156 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 My favorite:http://ubersite.com/m/56674p The funny thing about this is that he still managed to get a D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 The funny thing about this is that he still managed to get a D. I think its because he actually did write something. They cant fail you for doing that. Just think if he didn't have all the cussing, he may have gotten a higher score :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 best part: this is page 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the krabber Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Not as funny as some of those, but on a test I took last week, we were given some celestial coordinates for a star. Using that information, we had to figure out where we were latitude-wise on Earth to be viewing the star at those coordinate. I had no idea how to figure that out, so I wrote "I am at 39 degrees North (which is the approx. latitude for Baltimore) observing the star inside of the Towson University planetarium." Didnt get any credit for it, though I ended up getting the highest grade in the class with an 85. And thanks to the curve, the 85 ended up being the equivalent of an A. So it all works out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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