praise_gibbs Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 LOL You stole that line RIGHT off of the pick up artist on VH1! I'd give it a 8/10 b/c it could go either way. They could laugh or be like WTF?!?!? and leave you. So you have to be careful when you use it... Funny enough, I did see that off VH1 but, I knew that one for a long while. I used to use that line on the girls at HS. Never worked with them but, they did laugh and think I was nuts. Course, I never used it on the girls whom I actually cared to pick up. Just the ones who needed to feel special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedExFielder Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 *Signal woman over with one finger* I made you come with one finger...imagine what I can do with the whole hand. Giggidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedExFielder Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Did you live on a chicken farm...cuz you sure know how to raise a **** Ight I'm done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 *Signal woman over with one finger* I made you come with one finger...imagine what I can do with the whole hand. Giggidy 8 Did you live on a chicken farm...cuz you sure know how to raise a ****Ight I'm done 8.25 Is there a keg in your pants? Cuz I wanna tap that ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drockvb Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Is there a keg in your pants?Cuz I wanna tap that ass. 7. Hey girl!! You work for Fed-Ex or something? "NO!" Oh really? Because i thought for sure you were checking out my package. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 6/10 Holy ****! I just won the lottery. I just won the lottery. (Hey, it worked for me a couple of times) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 "Let's not turn this rape into a homicide." (jus jokes people, don't get bent outta shape) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted September 29, 2007 Author Share Posted September 29, 2007 "Let's not turn this rape into a homicide."(jus jokes people, don't get bent outta shape) :laugh: wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Some of you guys are messed up!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Some? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Some of you guys are messed up!!!! Candace, "Good news! My test results are negative!" :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Some of you guys are messed up!!!! Let's hear one that worked on you then. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 bump any new ones????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Hey, you wanna try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, down under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 "Hey, someone farted, let's get outta here." Note: I used this once on a girl. However, I was really drunk so it came out as, "Hey, I farted, let's get outta here." I got a good laugh, and then passed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 "Hey, someone farted, let's get outta here."Note: I used this once on a girl. However, I was really drunk so it came out as, "Hey, I farted, let's get outta here." I got a good laugh, and then passed out. No sex that night! 4/10 Here is mine. Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 5/10 I'm new in town and can't find my way around. Can I get directions to your place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outbaksean Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 5/10I'm new in town and can't find my way around. Can I get directions to your place? 6/10 Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott333 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Nice Legs, What time do they open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Nice Legs, What time do they open? 6 "Hey, want to get pregnant?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speardog1 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 6"Hey, want to get pregnant?" 5.5 I would think that would be a turn off for women, unless you were at a trailer park. I just point at my crotch and give 'em the wink and a nod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Bait Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 5.5 I would think that would be a turn off for women, unless you were at a trailer park. I just point at my crotch and give 'em the wink and a nod. 1....you get a one out of 10 because this is how many times out of 10 I think it would work! walk up to a woman in the bar who is smoking... me: "you know what they say about women who smoke?" woman: "what's that" me: "they f*ck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bostic Hog Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 1....you get a one out of 10 because this is how many times out of 10 I think it would work! walk up to a woman in the bar who is smoking... me: "you know what they say about women who smoke?" woman: "what's that" me: "they f*ck!" 6/10 for being blunt. "Is that a mirror in your pocket?" What? "Everytime I look, I see myself in your pants" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 are you from Memphis because you are the only Ten I see here tonight.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 are you from Memphis because you are the only Ten I see here tonight.. 7/10 bump into the girl, wait for her to say sorry, then say: "Don't apologize for being attracted to me, baby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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