skinsfan07 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 rate the line that the person above you posted and then post your own I'll start: "Do you have overdue books? Cause you have FINE written all over you." Let's see what you got! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'd give yours a good 7.3/10 Mine: "I like to hit women during sex and not during sex" thats a joke please don't take it seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted September 28, 2007 Author Share Posted September 28, 2007 Don't forget to rate my line and THEN put yours in. Rate in on a scale of 1-10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'd give yours a good 7.3/10Mine: "I like to hit women during sex and not during sex" thats a joke please don't take it seriously 4/10 "When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVAbrendan Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 4/10"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons." 8.5/10 "Nice shoes, wanna ****?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 4/10"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons." 7/10 "Did you just fart? No. Why? Because you just blew me away" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 8.5/10"Nice shoes, wanna ****?" 9/10. That one works. Try it! :laugh: "Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 7/10"Did you just fart? No. Why? Because you just blew me away" :laugh: 7/10 "Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!" :laugh: I gotta try that one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 9/10. That one works. Try it! :laugh:"Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way." eh 5/10*JOKE* I like my men like i like my coffe: tall, dark, and strong, and you qualify *JOKE* *SERIOUS* do you have a miror in your pocket? why? becuase i can see myself in your pants *SERIOUS* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 :laugh:7/10 "Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!" :laugh: I gotta try that one day. 9/10 :laugh: :laugh: That actually does work if you do it convincingly :laugh: "If you were a McDonalds hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted September 28, 2007 Author Share Posted September 28, 2007 4/10"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons." I GOTTA try this one! 9.5/10 "Girl, Is your name Visa? No. Why? Because you're EVERYWHERE I wanna be!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachingWinsChampionships Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I GOTTA try this one! 9.5/10 "Girl, Is your name Visa? No. Why? Because you're EVERYWHERE I wanna be!" 5/10 "Hey girl, your daddy let you date?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 5/10"Hey girl, your daddy let you date?" You get a zero. "Hey. I'm interested in having a physical and mental relationship with you. That's going to take some work as we've just met. But to get the ball rolling how about I take you out to a nice mexican restaurant that won't cost me much. On this date I'll ask you about your life, education, your parents, what type of shoes you like and hopefully can get a feel for who YOU really are. Afterwards maybe we can have sex. I don't know. I'm just throwing it out there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 6/10 "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" I like it. 8/10 "Thats a nice outfit you're wearing. It's very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I'd be coming too....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DariusCyrus Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I like it. 8/10"Thats a nice outfit you're wearing. It's very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I'd be coming too....." 4/10 "Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?... enough to break the ice... Hey I'm <YOUR NAME HERE>..." haha... this works bro, so if you wanna use it... just know that it works :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinsfan1311 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 4/10"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?... enough to break the ice... Hey I'm <YOUR NAME HERE>..." haha... this works bro, so if you wanna use it... just know that it works :applause: 7/10 "Hi....I'm Ron Mexico" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 7/10"Hi....I'm Ron Mexico" ?/10--Since I don't get it, I don't think it would be fair for me to score it. "Baby, you may be a corpse, but I'm the one with rigor mortis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 "Baby, you may be a corpse, but I'm the one with rigor mortis." 5/10 Back in my single days, almost THREE DECADES ago, the one that always worked for me was.... "Hi, I'm David, and this here, is Goliath." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillbillydeluxe44 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 not bad.....maybe a 6 out of 10 how bout "Baby, I'd like to rearrange the alphabet, would you mind?" she says "say what?" "I'd like to put U and I together" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaleighSkinsMann Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 5/10Back in my single days, almost THREE DECADES ago, the one that always worked for me was.... "Hi, I'm David, and this here, is Goliath." 4/10 male: "did you know that 75% of women masturbate in the shower? female: "no i didn't" Male: "the other 25% sing, do you know what song they sing?" female: "no" Male: "well you must be part of the 75%" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins4Life28 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? 5/10 Every St. Patrick's day I use this line on a woman. Are you Irish? Because my penis is Dublin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 5/10Every St. Patrick's day I use this line on a woman. Are you Irish? Because my penis is Dublin. 5/10 "Did you know, that 93% of women masterbate in the shower. The other 7% sing songs. Do you know what song they sing? No? You must be of the 93% who masterbate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted September 28, 2007 Author Share Posted September 28, 2007 5/10"Did you know, that 93% of women masterbate in the shower. The other 7% sing songs. Do you know what song they sing? No? You must be of the 93% who masterbate." LOL You stole that line RIGHT off of the pick up artist on VH1! I'd give it a 8/10 b/c it could go either way. They could laugh or be like WTF?!?!? and leave you. So you have to be careful when you use it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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