stoshuaj Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Fraternity?, girl?, sex act?, call police?, throw out the couch!! times are a changin' http://media.www.michigandaily.com/media/storage/paper851/news/2007/03/26/Crime/Masturbating.Trespasser.Booted.From.Frat-2791352.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 They asked her to leave? Was she fugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Man, college has really changed since I was in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 They asked her to leave? Was she fugly? She better have been if they asked her to leave. I can't think of any other good reason..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 She better have been if they asked her to leave. I can't think of any other good reason..... Either that or they were the nerd fraternity... Tri Lams... :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chump Bailey Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 They asked her to leave? Was she fugly? Quite possibly:) , but I can sympathize with those guys after what the Duke players have gone through. You have to cover your @** at all costs these days - no telling where it could land you. They did the right thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Fugliness is no match for the powers of alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said. :laugh: Yeah, they asked her to leave, but they took their sweet time about it! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 According to a police report, the woman was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs. :obvious: :obvious: :obvious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chump Bailey Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 :laugh: Yeah, they asked her to leave, but they took their sweet time about it! :laugh: No kidding rockster - geez, failed to note the time lapse. I'm actually quite envious - a half an hour??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said." Is that why those couches are always getting torched at U. of Md? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said."Is that why those couches are always getting torched at U. of Md? Right answer, wrong school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 She must've been seriously fugly!!! But guys will even watch a butt-ugly chick as long as they can stand it, just to see if they can learn a few pointers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 one of the comments from the articles site "Something tells me this would not play out in a similar manner with a guy at a Sorority." :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 one of the comments from the articles site"Something tells me this would not play out in a similar manner with a guy at a Sorority." :laugh: Like the half hour thing. Neither the performer or spectators would last that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 :laugh: Like the half hour thing. Neither the performer or spectators would last that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Something like that only falls out of the sky once in a lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Something like that only falls out of the sky once in a lifetime. And less times into a frat house... and they kicked her out. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 keep in mind they didnt define her physically other than hair color, she could have been a hideous coke whore and absolutely repulsive to look at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 keep in mind they didnt define her physically other than hair color, she could have been a hideous coke wh0re and absolutely repulsive to look at. Please don't rain on the image in my head. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 keep in mind they didnt define her physically other than hair color, she could have been a hideous coke whore and absolutely repulsive to look at. She may well have been. And yet it still took 'em a half hour to report. If she was hot, she'd still be on the couch and the frat would be selling tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Masturbating for over a half-hour? She must not be very good at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Masturbating for over a half-hour? She must not be very good at it. The article didn't say how many orgasms she had...could've been lots. Women are like that, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Maybe she lost her keys and after taking off all of her clothes to look in the pockets she was trying to find other places they could be... Turns out they were still in her keyhole in her car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Maybe she lost her keys and after taking off all of her clothes to look in the pockets she was trying to find other places they could be... Turns out they were still in her keyhole in her car :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: "They were in my keyhole, not in my peehole." (Yes, my standards are getting lower and lower.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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