rebornempowered Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 VICTORYPukes go home crying Now let the real show begin T.O. Implosion :cry: That's one of the most beautiful things I have ever read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 BUMP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 This weekend we head to, the new FedEx South To bust the damn Cowboys, square in the mouth They think that last Sunday, was only a fluke With Skins over Broncos, and Pack over Pukes But somewhere deep, in the back of there minds They know that their asses, are all on the line They understand meltdown, will follow this loss They curl up in fear, of Santana Moss They've already started, to clear out that spot The closet they store all the team stuff they got For Sunday's the last time to see it this year Don't worry little Cowboy, you'll see it next year :dallasuck:dallasuck:dallasuck:dallasuck:dallasuck:dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Haha, these are good. Somehow I missed this thread in years past. HTTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr1 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 DECEMBER For some, it's Santa For others, "it's too cold!" For me, it's time to watch As the pukes predictably fold! I'll be here all week, ladies and gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 MOVEMENT Close lavatory door Take a Cowboy Wipe your Romo sits to pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Grab the calendar Orakpo's coming for you Romo sits to pee'll cry like a ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) It's that time again. This would actually be tthe 7th anniversary. BUMP! (And hi, bubba, mi amigo grande. Hope you're watching. ) Edited September 22, 2011 by Jumbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Sympathy Texas is burning My heart goes to its people football is second Life as a Cowboyfan The wind snaps a branch Its green leaves flutter and fall leaving a dry husk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Bright lights Monday night Walking wounded Pass the ribs It's what's for dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) Rib Bone Low steady heat Covered to contain and retain A flavor I love Slowmo A cowboy went down to the field and a touchdown he attempted to yield a sorry ass throw to a receiver too slow and it's clear to all he ain't healed Edited September 22, 2011 by KAOSkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Seeing this thread bump Reminded its not the same Without Bubba here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Jumbo, not sure how I missed this way back when, but those are HILARIOUS. Okay, here's mine for 2011. Tony Romo sits to pee hurts So they built him a jacket How is that legal? Their fans are crying Not because of what Hall said But because they suck Jerruh the owner Likes cosmetic surgery Can't polish a turd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) His bachelor party In the West VIrginia woods Sure he's not a schmoe Edited September 22, 2011 by TK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 one too many syllables there, TK. Drop the southwestern VA vernacular, bachelor does in fact have 3 syllables, not 2 Romo sits to pee's cool party Playing hide the salami With his butt-buddies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Tennesse Zoony Counting syllables in words Hands out F on test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Dallas Cowboy fans Think their team is the greatest. Let's see 1 and 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Zoony v. TK Mod on mod crime at its best Which one will get banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Never been to Texas Can't find it with Google Earth Stoopid bama fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Romo sits to pee or Grossman One's had success in playoffs Crickets in Dallas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 roses are red, violets are blue, I hate the Cowboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 roses are red,violets are blue, I hate the Cowboys Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCasady Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Romo sits to pee's ribs are hurt His lung is also punctured Skins will make him cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakThatPunk Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Monday Night Football Hurry to Monday Undefeated we will be The Cowboys suck balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Family Time to reproduce? To inbreed or not inbreed That is the question Intimacy Sweet sweat of passion Relative humidity Uncle gets his gun Home Pride of ownership A man's home is his trailer Pipes above the ground Family pt 2 Infants drinking Coke Mom's too fat to see her feet Dad' too drunk to drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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