Mr. Sinister Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 What's the difference if you're keeping a bunch of used tissues in your pocket anyway? Equally gross in my opinion. Well as far as keeping them in your pocket is concerned, ACW is alone on that one. I normally dispose of mine as quickly as possible. I'm not the type that keeps souvenirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus87 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 What's the difference if you're keeping a bunch of used tissues in your pocket anyway? Equally gross in my opinion. Who said ACW keeps used tissues in his pocket? I think handkerchiefs used that way are gross, for the exact reason Mr. Sinister gave. Tissues, you can stuff a few of those in your pocket if you're going out somewhere, use one or two, toss them in the trash, and keep going. I've done that a few times when I've had really bad colds and a runny nose. Probably the worst thing I ever left in my pocket by accident before doing the laundry was crayons, from when I bussed tables at TGIFridays. They melted in the dryer and I had purple, orange, red, and green wax residue all over my clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Ever notice a lot of NFL teams are creating "drum lines?" If you're gonna have live music, go the whole way ya cheapskates. Get a whole bloody band! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Watch Monday night football or go to gym??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Watch Monday night football or go to gym??? Go to the gym and watch MNF while working out? The gym I go to has flatscreens all over the place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus87 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Watch Monday night football or go to gym??? I'm going to the gym myself. Then I'll watching the end of MNF when I get back. Or find the hottest girl with an open cardio machine next to her by the TVs and use that. You could really impress her by telling her how Greg McElroy is the next Tom Brady according to your secret QB projection model. There are approximately 3 hot girls that go to my gym here in Orlando and I doubt any of them will be there this late, so it's not a strategy I could try myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I was looking for an excuse not to go the gym to be honest. Only 3 hot girls in your gym? Is it a small gym? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Knowing the good Dr., he'd probably be straightforward about it and ask them if they would like to do the nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Knowing the good Dr., he'd probably be straightfoward about it and ask them if they would like to do the nasty Honesty truly is the best policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I was looking for an excuse not to go the gym to be honest. Only 3 hot girls in your gym? Is it a small gym? At my gym, which is a nice size, there are only a few hot women there during the week when I go ( 6 am). That place is crawling with hotties on Saturdays though, it's unreal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus87 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I was looking for an excuse not to go the gym to be honest. Only 3 hot girls in your gym? Is it a small gym? Well I was exaggerating a little bit but it typically doesn't have that many hot women, maybe 5 or 6 truly good looking chicks at any time (it is kind of small), but tonight was the first time I've been there since August and there was a bunch of hot girls attending some kind of 30 minute express workout class, which didn't exist the last time I was at this place. It doesn't help that I usually go to the gym late, like 8 or 9 pm, so a lot of times at this place there's barely anyone there, period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Or find the hottest girl with an open cardio machine next to her by the TVs and use that. You could really impress her by telling her how Greg McElroy is the next Tom Brady according to your secret QB projection model.:rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I don't wanna go to work today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanboyOf91 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Wow, Obama had Kutner whacked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 You know, I really hate walking into the bathroom when someone has just been in there. God that just hits you like a wall. I wish I could avoid bathrooms entirely in my life. I wonder, if you eat just the right amount of calories to sustain your body, would you never have to poop? That would be glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 You know, I really hate walking into the bathroom when someone has just been in there. God that just hits you like a wall. I wish I could avoid bathrooms entirely in my life. I wonder, if you eat just the right amount of calories to sustain your body, would you never have to poop? That would be glorious. One of my worst fears is to have to park at some random hole in the wall rest stop to do a numero dos, right after someone just blew it up. It would scar me for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Squat or sit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Squat or sit? What ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 What ? Apparently some people squat when taking a **** instead of sitting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 The best part about flying business class? Chillin in the lounge before the flight. Free food, liquor/beer/wine/sodas. Can't beat it. All I need to do is change this here television to NBC and I'll be golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Squat or sit? There no way in hell any part of my body would touch that seat, toilet paper or not. I don't care how sick I am, I'm squating and holding on for dear life. Call me a ***** if you want, but theres no way that I'm going to man up and sit down for 15 minutes in a place like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 There no way in hell any part of my body would touch that seat, toilet paper or not. I don't care how sick I am, I'm squating and holding on for dear life. Call me a ***** if you want, but theres no way that I'm going to man up and sit down for 15 minutes in a place like that. Most bathrooms have those sanitizers now. Just rub some of that on the seat with some TP, then wipe it off. Bombs away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAIL Freezes Ova Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Today a bit of my dog's kibble fell into my breakfast ceral . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . On purpose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boysetsfire Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 That girl from those Kia commercials singing the Christmas songs is cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticksboi05 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Will someone stop Crosby's point streak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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