Spaceman Spiff

They should just throw him out in the streets of NY and let the coronavirus take care of him. What a piece of ****.

MLB suspending operations.

Agreed. It's a shame cause he's a really good player but that's how he'll be remembered. And getting his all-star teammate sick, too.

He's a dumbass.

Donovan Mitchell of the Jazz has it.

Not a lot of noise from the anti-vaxxer crowd.

Season isn't cancelled, right? Just suspended. Gives Giannis time to heal a little bit. And any other players that are dinged up. Sucks that people are going to be staying home with no games to watch.

https://deadline.com/2020/03/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-test-positive-coronavirus-elvis-presley-movie-1202880431/

Tom Hanks has it.

Happy to see the NCAA made this move without waiting for input from our inept government.

Is it white collar, country club prison with cable tv? Or is it federal pound me in the ass prison? Either way he'll die there, which is a good thing.

This is going to be a ****ty season but there are some things to look forward to and Mancini is one of them. Here's hoping he's ok.

I Am Not Okay With This on Netflix. Stranger Things meets Goonies meets Breakfast Club. It's a high school coming of age comedy/drama. This girl Sydney is coming to grips with the fact that she's into girls and also has a superpower that she doesn't understand. The characters are great, there are a lot of genuine laugh out loud moments. And you can watch all 7 episodes in an afternoon, they're ~30 minutes each.

Whenever I've been in a restaurant bathroom and been washing my hands and have seen someone leave WITHOUT WASHING THEIR HANDS....I've always had this fantasy of going over to their table and letting everyone at that table know that the dirty **** didn't wash his hands before sitting back down.

The Pharmacist on Netflix. One man's fight against Purdue Pharma and OxyContin. He's kind of obnoxious but when you understand he lost a kid to drugs (kinda), you understand why he's hell bent on his mission.

Yeah, I'm gonna go with...I don't really like Duke either but this is getting a little carried away.

Hoping you can talk some sense into her. Told my lady friend that I wanted to take a vacation somewhere out of the country in the first week of November (I'm sure you can figure out the timing here). Preferably somewhere remote, no access to cell phones or anything. We were going to book it in the next month or so but that's not going to happen now.

https://www.jpost.com/HEALTH-SCIENCE/Israeli-scientists-In-three-weeks-we-will-have-coronavirus-vaccine-619101 Israeli scientists: 'In a few weeks, we will have coronavirus vaccine' Once the vaccine is developed, it will take at least 90 days to complete the regulatory process and potentially more to enter the marketplace. But, Israel. Amirite?

I understand where you're coming from (and agree) but I do believe TTB was more hinting at grumpy old white people who are foaming at the mouth to vote for Trump in November. I don't believe this. Certainly not an expert here but seems to be a simple solution to a quickly growing problem. Just saw someone from the NIH saying it's going to take awhile before a vaccine is created.

I'm not watching a ton of the games but they're historically bad on defense. I'm not sure what else different you want him to do in order to overcome that.

Suddenly, the Plague Inc game on my phone isn't so amusing.

Pretty sure that's the entire Tailgate.

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I know you like to portray yourself as a high falutin' lawyer these days but you just showed your true colors by admitting what a Shmuffin is.

Manfred has really done ****ed up. No way the players aren't going to take this into their hands now, they're going to take it upon themselves to police the game since it's obvious he won't do it. Justin Turner came out today with more scathing comments. So did Trout. It's not gonna end here, when you see the best player in the game like Trout speaking up about it, it's going to embolden other guys to say stuff, too. The Astros are going to play dodgeball all summer and it'll be great. And the MLBPA is going to have a mess on it's hands...on one hand they've got the Astros players who are getting off scot free for a pretty heinous crime against the game, which the MLBPA is probably fine with considering they don't want anyone to get suspended, fined, etc...and then they have the rest of the players who are absolutely pissed with the Astros players and will take matters into their own hands since the commissioner didn't do anything. You look at a guy like Cody Bellinger and how irate he was, he doesn't give a **** about the MLBPA and that the Astros players are part of a union with him.