China Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens It was Friday night in the village of 2,000 souls when two teenage siblings wandered out with their smartphones to play Pokémon Go. But instead of finding Pikachu or Squirtle they soon came face to face in the park with a couple who must have seemed scarcely more real. ... “They wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser.” A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed. The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Gotta be crystal meth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I saw sex pigs and immediately thought of KBs post in The Stadium today about getting drunk and sleeping with pigs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I had to click the thread just to decipher what the title was even trying to say. It's like when you play that game where everyone adds another word to the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Is this going to be a new Olympic sport? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Well, that is the strangest thing I've read in weeks. That's like a really weird Madlibs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 You sex pig! New insult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Thread delivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Shouldn't this be in the random thought thread? It may not qualify as thought, but it is random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 I'm at work and think it might be a bad idea to click on a thread with sex pigs in the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 The link is defaulting back to this thread. Is it saying something about us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, Forehead said: The link is defaulting back to this thread. Is it saying something about us? Are we supposed to blame Obama for this, or was this one of Hillary's deleted emails (obviously classified since it was clearly written in code). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExoDus84 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Winner for strangest thread title in history? Never thought I'd read something like that today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Sounds like they did find Squirtle, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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