The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[Captain Wiggles]

[The Evil Genius]

Tell me more!

Edited April 12 by The Evil Genius

[Fan since a Fetus]

[Jabbyrwock]

15 minutes ago, Fan since a Fetus said:

 

Fetus' novel take on the porn star martini

[Fan since a Fetus]

1 hour ago, The Evil Genius said:

Tell me more!

 

 

[The Evil Genius]

 

[PokerPacker]

36 minutes ago, Fan since a Fetus said:

[Captain Wiggles]

[Skintime]

[Captain Wiggles]

[Larry]

Looking at how close that lineman is to the adjacent wire. 

 

Edit:  

 

It looks like the two inner wires are not yet attached to the insulators. Certainly implying that the lines are not energized. 

Edited April 13 by Larry

[Koolblue13]

[Koolblue13]

Spoiler

 

[The Evil Genius]

 

[zCommander]

[zCommander]

[Renegade7]

My Dad later admitted he wanted to break mine in half...

[Captain Wiggles]

[Captain Wiggles]

♨️🐈

 

Spoiler

 

[Destino]

2 hours ago, zCommander said:

No Timmy you won’t be in music class like your older siblings, you’re part of our new 3rd grade program on life skills. You’ll be learning how to use tampons to stop puncture wounds from bleeding. Then, assuming you survive, we’ll move on to mortgage loan applications. 

[dfitzo53]

29 minutes ago, Destino said:

No Timmy you won’t be in music class like your old siblings, you’re part of our new 3rd program on life skills. You’ll be learning how to use tampons to stop puncture wounds from bleeding. Then, assuming you survive, we’ll move on to mortgage loan applications. 

When I asked what you think we should change in the education system, you should've led with this.

[PokerPacker]

37 minutes ago, Destino said:

No Timmy you won’t be in music class like your old siblings, you’re part of our new 3rd program on life skills. You’ll be learning how to use tampons to stop puncture wounds from bleeding. Then, assuming you survive, we’ll move on to mortgage loan applications. 

If we're trying to give them skills they'll likely need, why are we teaching kids about mortgages?

[Destino]

14 minutes ago, PokerPacker said:

If we're trying to give them skills they'll likely need, why are we teaching kids about mortgages?

I could have gone with taxes or even how to farm bug protein to prevent the vegans from winning… but I’m trying to be a more positive person. 

[PokerPacker]

10 hours ago, Destino said:

I could have gone with taxes or even how to farm bug protein to prevent the vegans from winning… but I’m trying to be a more positive person. 

 

 

Edited April 13 by PokerPacker
Better image editing

[TheGreatBuzz]

7 hours ago, Destino said:

No Timmy you won’t be in music class like your older siblings, you’re part of our new 3rd grade program on life skills. You’ll be learning how to use tampons to stop puncture wounds from bleeding. Then, assuming you survive, we’ll move on to mortgage loan applications. 

 

Tampons really shouldn't be used for puncture wounds. That's a bit of an urban legend.