The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[Fan since a Fetus]

29 minutes ago, China said:

 

Why is Jesus wearing gloves?

he’s afraid of COVID

[Dan T.]

 

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16 hours ago, Larry said:

 

Long ago, when rest rooms had blow dryers, where every one had instructions that read:  
 

1)  Press button.  

2)  Rub hands under warm air

3)  Shuts off automatically

 

Somebody had scratched in:  

 

4)  Wipe hands on pants.  

 

 

Also people would scratch off letters so it read:

1)  Press butt  

2)  Rub hands under arm 

3)  Shuts off automatically

 

 

4)  Wipe hands on pants.  

Edited February 28, 2023 by Dan T.

[China]

16 hours ago, Larry said:

 

Long ago, when rest rooms had blow dryers, where every one had instructions that read:  
 

1)  Press button.  

2)  Rub hands under warm air

3)  Shuts off automatically

 

Somebody had scratched in:  

 

4)  Wipe hands on pants.  

 

 

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[skinsmarydu]

3 hours ago, China said:

 

Why is Jesus wearing gloves?

Kidding aside (and that was damn funny, btw )...I think the real answer is weather erosion...isn't that the "what I can't remember the exact name of" statue in Brazil? 

[Fan since a Fetus]

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[Momma There Goes That Man]

 

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[zCommander]

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[Metalhead]

 

[The Evil Genius]

2 hours ago, zCommander said:

 

He now sells Miatas so its all good. 

[zCommander]

[Simmsy]

 

Should I have put this in the "animal sex" thread?

[gbear]

I can't figure out why anyone would want to touch a screen on the way out of a bathroom given the number of people who don't wash their hands. Now figure most people taking the time to touch it are probably trying to register a complaint about how bad the bathroom is and ask yourself if you want to touch a screen where the last thing somebody touched if they washed their hands was s dirty faucet. The picture is from bwi, but the airport in Jamaica had these too, only it was buttons not a screen. 

[skinsmarydu]

[Bang]

1 hour ago, gbear said:

I can't figure out why anyone would want to touch a screen on the way out of a bathroom given the number of people who don't wash their hands. Now figure most people taking the time to touch it are probably trying to register a complaint about how bad the bathroom is and ask yourself if you want to touch a screen where the last thing somebody touched if they washed their hands was s dirty faucet. The picture is from bwi, but the airport in Jamaica had these too, only it was buttons not a screen. 

 

True fact..   in my job I create a quarterly internal news magazine. It used to be a printed one-sheet, and they had acrylic slip-frames attached to the inside of all the stall doors in the restrooms.
After 2 months of that, I brought up the idea of moving to a digital publication, and the 2nd in command suggested we have touch-screen tablets attached to the stall doors for convenient reading.
I shot that idea down pretty quick. (we now have a nice magazine in digital format, and you can read it in there on your own phone if you want.)

 

~Bang

[zCommander]

2 hours ago, gbear said:

I can't figure out why anyone would want to touch a screen on the way out of a bathroom given the number of people who don't wash their hands. Now figure most people taking the time to touch it are probably trying to register a complaint about how bad the bathroom is and ask yourself if you want to touch a screen where the last thing somebody touched if they washed their hands was s dirty faucet. The picture is from bwi, but the airport in Jamaica had these too, only it was buttons not a screen. 

 

 

It does say anti-bacterial screen. Too bad it doesn't say anti-I-touched-my-junk screen lol