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He is effectively in between stadiums and now he is selling the house. Relocate the team dan!  Relocate the team!!

30 minutes ago, Voice_of_Reason said:

When I saw this, my first thought was that he's prepping to move the team because he can't get the deal he wants on the stadium due to poor on-field performance leading to "meh" attendance.

 

 

This is what I fantasize about. 

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5 hours ago, Mr. Sinister said:

Patiently waiting to hear where his fan gulags are, where he keeps disloyal season season ticket holders, force feeding them rocky road ice cream... a symbolic representation of their now tense relationship.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if Snyder has an ice cream fetish. I mean his vanilla escapade with Mike Nolan is legendary, I just think there's got to be some hidden kinky stuff too. 

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9 minutes ago, Monk4thaHALL said:

 

I wouldn't be surprised if Snyder has an ice cream fetish. I mean his vanilla escapade with Mike Nolan is legendary, I just think there's got to be some hidden kinky stuff too. 

 

Especially when said ice cream is sent to another man in a threatening manner, like I'm supposed to do anything but say "Oh wow, that Dan guy is alright" and get a few scoops, if it was me.

 

Not sure I wanna go down that rabbit hole in search of the truth :unsure:

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Just now, Mr. Sinister said:

Not sure I wanna go down that rabbit hole in search of the truth :unsure:

 

The tell would be if Snyder is a Japanese anime fan. Then dollars to donuts he's got some ice cream enema porn somewhere in his collection. 

(Did I say that out loud?) 

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Please please please let this be a sign that Dan is gonna sell the team

 

3 hours ago, Voice_of_Reason said:

When I saw this, my first thought was that he's prepping to move the team because he can't get the deal he wants on the stadium due to poor on-field performance leading to "meh" attendance.

 

 

Oh damn, if there is no more Washington Redskins then that means since my boyhood they took my two favorite teams from me. The Bullets being gone is why I root for the Dallas Mavericks now because the Wizards and I have no history. If they took the Redskins I will die before becoming a Cowboys fan. I guess I would have to be a Texans fan? Puke!!

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8 hours ago, HOF44 said:

I've suspected he's been cash poor for awhile.  Would make some decisions make a lot more sense.  

 

From a random deadspin article:

 

Maese claims that he spoke with 19 various former employees, most of them anonymous, from the Skins and Snyder Communications, Snyder's lucrative marketing business. The Washington Post report had a couple of Dan Snyder stories for the ages, like his substitute for holiday bonuses one year (emphasis mine):

 

While the Redskins have never been shy to pay millions to football players, former employees who've also worked elsewhere in the NFL say salaries for the rest of the operation lag behind many teams. Ex-staffers reported cutbacks during the recent recession — multiple employees reported receiving bags of apples one year in lieu of holiday bonuses — but Tony Wyllie, the Redskins' senior vice president of communications, noted that a lot of companies tightened their belts during the recession.

 
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3 hours ago, JoeJacobyHOForRIOT said:

So he is going to turn a 40 million dollar profit on this home, He was the the youngest ever CEO of a New York Stock Exchange listed company at the age of 32, at 20 he made his first Million selling plane tickets for spring break to college kids, How is this guy so bad at running a football team ?

 

I'd say most large companies care much more about their bottom line than the product they are putting out.

 

Do you think the owners of Preparation H give a damn if there's a better formula for asshole itch? No! They just want you to keep eating less and less fiber, keep getting them 'roids, and keep buying their products.

 

Snyder is a hemorrhoid on the anus of Washington sports, but he doesn't care about the efficacy of his product. He just wants to put asses in seats.

 

This post had a lot of ass references. More than I anticipated when I began writing it.

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3 hours ago, JoeJacobyHOForRIOT said:

So he is going to turn a 40 million dollar profit on this home, He was the the youngest ever CEO of a New York Stock Exchange listed company at the age of 32, at 20 he made his first Million selling plane tickets for spring break to college kids, How is this guy so bad at running a football team ?

 

Because in all his stints he's never had to work with people, manage people, inspire people, or create a culture of success. He doesn't know how to create a culture of success using carefully cultivated human capital, instead he throws money and gimmicks at the problem. The Redskins organization as it stands now is a reflection of his brand of leadership. None of the coaches or GMs who've worked here would list Daniel Synder as the best owner they've had the pleasure of working for, except for Vinny (maybe).

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