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2018 Washington Nationals - Weak Cheese


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Trea Turner strikes out way too often. It’s like nails on a chalkboard watching that big loopy swing with two strikes. Swallow your pride,  set aside your power trip, choke up and shorten up with two strikes. Please.

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And now: ADVENTURES IN COMMERCE: All-Star Game Edition
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[Me, earlier this morning]
"Alright! All-Star Game's gonna be in D.C.! First time in 49 years! Let's see about tickets."
[Tickets *starting at* about $280 a seat - before taxes and fees]
Are you serious?! I gotta get some context."
[Do a quick Google Search]
[Find a ticket stub to the 1969 All-Star Game at RFK Stadium - roughly the same seating capacity as Nationals Park]
["Lower Deck Seat: $8.00"]
"Already starting to get mad but okay, let's run this through the ol' Inflation Calculator and..."
[$8.00 July 1969 = $54.69 May 2018]
[$54.69 got you closer to the action in 1969 than $280 does today]
[Profanity laced internal tirade commences]

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Bryce. My ****ing God. 

 

If Kevin Long makes the trip back with the team I might just quit. One through nine, batting averages are 70-80 pts down from where they should be.

 

****ing umpires.... Where the **** was that. Just throw a fast ball at his head and tell Severino to miss on purpose

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