Momma There Goes That Man Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Llevron said: How is this bad news? Joke article.. Quote Unlike the vile, hateful scene described in the controversial Steele dossier, two anonymous FBI officials have now confirmed that the storied 2013 video of Trump ordering prostitutes to urinate on a bed in the Moscow Ritz-Carlton is actually a breathtaking visual feast of unparalleled erotic beauty, so captivating in its raw sensual power that it can arouse virtually anyone, regardless of sexual orientation. Sources familiar with the footage say that it begins with Trump—shirtless, in white briefs and black dress socks—sitting on the end of a luxurious king-size bed, beckoning forth two stunningly gorgeous blond women and asking them “You hookers got any piss in ya?” as they sidle up next to him, sensually stroking his broad, hairy shoulders. It’s then that things start getting really, really hot. “This is happening at The Ritz, mind you, and the lighting is very flattering, so when the women begin urinating, it’s like heavenly founts spouting from angels, with all this residual mist glittering in the wash of golden light—it aroused me in a way I’ve never been aroused before,” one source revealed, noting that the aesthetics are complimentary even to Trump, whose typically garish spray tan is muted into a healthy, exotic glow, and whose ample stretch-marked paunch redistributes flatteringly as he lies back to delight in the women’s emissions, revealing the hidden, youthful brawn that’s long been entombed in girth. “What they’re doing isn’t quite sex, but something more profound, where you see this old man becoming young again in real time, revitalized beneath the twin arches of holy water spraying out of these prostitutes’ urethras. And there’s this big room-service spread, so you’ve got all these picturesque wedges of cheese and roasted meats, and the women are feeding him grapes in a way that makes it feel like you’re watching a living Caravaggio painting.” “It transcends pornography, really,” he continued. “If this thing ever leaks, people aren’t gonna be able to stop watching it. It’s that hot. No matter where you align politically, you will come away from watching this believing Trump is the greatest president in U.S. history.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogofWar1 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 It is 3-the ****-:45 and still no info I can only assume it is an active hostage situation at this point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Llevron said: How is this bad news? Exactly. It moves the pee tape from a negative to a hot as hell positive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Oh I know it's a joke lol. I just was hoping for some hot Pee on Trump action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) The article isn't wrong tho in that a pee tape coming out wouldn't be bad for Trump. Media would make a big deal about it but the evangelicals and GOP/conservatives etc would like him more for degrading a bed where that POS black man once slept. Edited May 21, 2018 by Momma There Goes That Man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Llevron said: Oh I know it's a joke lol. I just was hoping for some hot Pee by Trump action. jk Edited May 21, 2018 by visionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, visionary said: jk Hey, we all get a little weird sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) Edited May 21, 2018 by visionary 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cooked Crack Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 A punt and giving in to Nunes and pals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 That's a failure in my eyes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozo the kKklown Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Trump and his team is what America really is. The sooner you all realize it. We have values and ideals but Trump is our truth. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoCalMike Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 It says a lot about how easily Trump is influenced by ideologues outside of his own hand picked administration. They problem just shower him with compliments to get in the oval office and then come up with these wacky plans to just label everything a conspiracy. They all view Trump as a dummy, probably more so than Democrats/Liberals/Progressives do, but at the moment he is the GOP's useful dummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Cooked Crack said: Exactly. It moves the pee tape from a negative to a hot as hell positive. It's what we refer to as "Dear Penthouse" in the God blessed RTT. ??? And Ari Melber rules...his segment is entitled "Flaw & Orders". ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) Edited May 21, 2018 by visionary 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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88Comrade2000 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 2 hours ago, NoCalMike said: It says a lot about how easily Trump is influenced by ideologues outside of his own hand picked administration. They problem just shower him with compliments to get in the oval office and then come up with these wacky plans to just label everything a conspiracy. They all view Trump as a dummy, probably more so than Democrats/Liberals/Progressives do, but at the moment he is the GOP's useful dummy. Trump is perfect for them. The focus is on Trump's ****storm and not on what Trump has actually got done. The things that are being done, would've gotten more focus under a different President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 (edited) Edited May 22, 2018 by visionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHOPSkins Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, LadySkinsFan said: I am going to post this link to Hillary Clinton's address ........ If she had been elected, we wouldn't have this current crisis to our Constitution, the rule of law, and level of corruption we are now experiencing. Yup it would have been worse for the country Comrade Hillary looks good in a Russian hat......Better in Prison Yellow Here is a good article for you Deep Staters to chew on. Did The Obama Administration Spy On Trump Using Flimsy Evidence? Let’s Find Out http://thefederalist.com/2018/05/21/obama-administration-spy-trump-using-flimsy-evidence-lets-find/ And here is the Money quote that will be my new Sig John Brennan spied on the legislative branch and lied about it to the American people. James Clapper spied on the American people through a domestic surveillance program and lied about it to Congress. Although the Obama administration never tweeted nasty attacks on journalists, it did spy on and prosecute them. ____________ What did Obama know.....and when did he know it? Itll be a Great Day when Brennan and the rest of the Swamp Monsters get what they deserve. Edited May 22, 2018 by IHOPSkins 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Glad to see you are swallowing those talking points whole. Careful not to choke to death! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Did somebody say “deep state”? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCB Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Comrade Hillary. Oh, I get it! Cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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