The Official "I don't want RG3's career to be shortened so I'm willing to donate some of my own knee cartilage if it is deemed neccesary"

[MadMonkey]

I don't think he wants or needs any of my slow white boy body parts.

LOL....I wouldn't think race would have anything to do with it but I can see the news headline now

"RG3 now runs a 5.3 due to the doctors mistakenly donated the knee cartilage of a slow white boy"

[KCasady]

add me to the list.

[DogofWar1]

"RG3 now runs a 5.3 due to the doctors mistakenly donated the knee cartilage of a slow white boy"

I promised myself I would comment in this thread, but I had to come in here to commend this, I just lost it.

[Vrikk]

I'd give some of mine! I have two knees, why can't he?

[max21]

My FB status right after the Baltimore game was , '' I will give Robert my knee '' .

[Mania]

Griffin doesn't want your mere mortal parts

Lol, I will donate as well, but my Jewish parts may not be up to snuff.

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[brandymac27]

LOL....I wouldn't think race would have anything to do with it but I can see the news headline now

"RG3 now runs a 5.3 due to the doctors mistakenly donated the knee cartilage of a slow white boy"

Ok, that's funny!

[spjunkies]

I'm in, anything to see RG at the top of his game.

[Gracelander]

I'd rather we put our money into repairing Robert, not our knee cartilage.

I'm thinking that if we can get about 6 or 7 billion Redskin fans to each pitch in a dollar we can make RG3 better than he was before.

Better

Stronger

Faster!

The NFL's first bionic quarterback

[HeluCopter29]

My FB status right after the Baltimore game was , '' I will give Robert my knee '' .

Should I put you on the list?

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

I love the Redskins.

I love Robert.

I love my knees more and I'm old enough and more pertinently have been through more than enough tragedy following soccer to know it's just a game and there's FAR more important things in life.

Hail.

[brandymac27]

Should I put you on the list?

Hell, you can put me on the list too. I'm a 36 year old white chica, so his 40 time might be considerably reduced (we could be talking like a 15.8 40 time), but my knees are 100% healthy w/ no prior injuries.

ETA: And GHH, don't you DARE make any comments

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

Saying NADA Dave .....

Although if Robert has your knees, may I suggest we put a liquor store in both end zones to give said knees a direction .....

Hail.

[2cents]

Robert can have any of my body parts he needs. 47 year old retired Army guy. Don't know what he could use but it's all his.

[brandymac27]

Saying NADA Dave .....

Although if Robert has your knees, may I suggest we put a liquor store in both end zones to give said knees a direction .....

Hail.

:rotflmao:

Bertha, you're an *******!

[SWFLSkins]

If the DMV refused my organ donor status, do I still qualify for knee donor?

[Wyvern]

Hmmm ....so when does Rex find out about that really small print in the middle of his contract? :evilg:

[HeluCopter29]

If the DMV refused my organ donor status, do I still qualify for knee donor?

I'm gonna say yes.

[SWFLSkins]

I'm gonna say yes.

Okay count me out then.

[HeluCopter29]

Okay count me out then.

Somebodies not a team player

[SWFLSkins]

Somebodies not a team player

No. I am playing for the team, and not on it. hahahhaaa.

[Qdeathstar]

Is nostril cartilage good for the knee. I just farted and right now i don't want to smell no more.

[VeroViper]

Haha. This thread made me laugh. After the injury my boss knowing what a diehard fan I am, declared that I would give up my own knee parts if needed to help RG3. So count me in!

[brandymac27]

Is nostril cartilage good for the knee. I just farted and right now i don't want to smell no more.

Even if it were, I really doubt he'd want your fart odor remnant nostril cartilage. His knee would forever have a foul smell. Plus, the thought is just gross knowing something is in your knee that used to have people boogers really close by. It's the equivalent of a butt hole transplant.

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

Even if it were, I really doubt he'd want your fart odor remnant nostril cartilage. His knee would forever have a foul smell. Plus, the thought is just gross knowing something is in your knee that used to have people boogers really close by. It's the equivalent of a butt hole transplant.

Sounds like the thing to give Orakpo Dave to ram up Romo sits to pee's lame .......

Hail.