wildbill1952 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 "But why can't I be in your Subway commercial? I like Subway..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brotherz Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 "So he runs the swinging gate again. . . . . and my phone rang 4 minutes later." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brasi Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 "...and Brunell retired. So we kept Rex around." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Shanny: Thots? What kind of abbreviation is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukes and Skins Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 "So he runs the swinging gate again. . . . . and my phone rang 4 minutes later." Okay I lol'd at this one besides the OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrepDC Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 "Oh, Mike, you probably say that to all the quarterbacks." "No really, kid. I think you could be 'the one.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 "And now it's time to lead the stadium in "Hail to the Redskins...you take the lead, dude..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Shanny: "So I'm all like look, if you're going to steal food off of my plate why not just order yourself a bigger meal? Why just order salad and then take my food? I'm hungry, I ordered the appropriate meal size for myself. It's not that hard to do." "Ughh, women, am I right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacoah Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 If he ever says "brah" I hope he gets fired. It's the idea that he would actually say something like "brah" that adds a great deal to the humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 " So when you hit Mara in the head, I'll play it off like you over threw the receiver...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzSkinsFan63 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I know, I know I said I was high on Beck..but it was college game film from a few years back, what can I say.? And then I benched Rex for 3 weeks and what does he do on the first drive back? throw an INT in the redzone...Thanks for coaching him up by the way..8 for 8..wow!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Shanahan: Now look Robert, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same dang ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 " So when you hit Mara in the head, I'll play it off like you over threw the receiver...." I like this one. ---------- Post added August-27th-2012 at 07:48 PM ---------- The OP could of just been the thread and left at that. That gem isn't getting bettered Hail. I wish I could claim that one, but my conscience won't let me do it. That was another guy's comment on Facebook, and I almost spit my soda on the computer screen when I read it. The picture itself is funny enough, but that caption just did me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbws Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 "Is that a gun in your pocket, or...?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I like hot butter on my breakfast toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Win4us Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Shanahan: "and then i was like, that's what she said". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphs56 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 "You know, by the looks of ya, you're a lot bigger than everyone thinks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlesnake88 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 "Ya know Robert, everyone compares you to Vick, and Newton. I personally think you play a lot like I did back in my quarterback days, just a tad slower" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxinFish29 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 They had this one fat ass who would actually lay on the ground during a play when he was tired...and he tells me I'm coming in to a playoff caliber roster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COWBOY-KILLA- Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 "So I'm serious, I think I'd look good with braids!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerryMason Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Shanny: "Good job out there" RG3: "Thanks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail26 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 On the real though.......Shanahan is a much different coach with a legit QB, seems happier, as we all are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 "So he runs the swinging gate again. . . . . and my phone rang 4 minutes later." Okay I lol'd at this one besides the OP Yeah, I did too. This was a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 " So when you hit Mara in the head, I'll play it off like you over threw the receiver...." :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5ohhh Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 "And then he said, Welp, 5-11 not very good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.