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NESN: Sapp Calls Haynesworth a Turd (Fletcher comments included)


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I think this deserves it's own thread so people see it. I hope the mods agree. It's just to good to not read. I gott this link off Twitter.

http://www.nesn.com/2011/11/warren-sapp-slams-albert-haynesworth-calls-him-a-turd-who-was-only-motivated-by-money.html

"London Fletcher was sitting [in the Redskins' locker room] one day, and the media was there," Sapp said. "Their lockers were side by side. And the media was talking to [Haynesworth] about this $100 million contract. I was like, 'Wow.' It's one thing to get a $100 million contract. It's another thing to try to collect it. That's the key to any contract is collecting it, not getting it. You've got to collect it in the NFL. They'll come to you after two years in the NFL and tell you they're renegotiating and those things. After the media left, he tapped London and said, 'Man, I just wish it was six years (to get more money per season).' That should show you what the man is. I never saw it in his play, so when I saw the money, I was like, you have an unmotivated guy who stepped on Andre Gurode's head. Stepped on his head in a football game. But now he's the first $100 million man? I was dumbfounded by it. I'm like, who was he in his first five years in Tennessee?

Sapp pretty much tees off on Haynesworth in the article. I have never been much of Sapp fan, but his rep points just went up with me.

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NESN asked Sapp if anyone would pick up Haynesworth now that he's been cut by Belichick. I liked his response:

"When [belicheck] says you're no good, the league always says, 'I agree with you.' A hundred million dollars couldn't motivate you, and neither could Bill Belichick. Who wants this challenge?"

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I'm secretly hoping the Eagles pick him up. It wouldn't make their team better in the long run, and they'd still probably miss the playoffs this year. 3-5 at the halfway point does not equal playoffs, unless they went on some unbelievable tear, and it probably still wouldn't be enough.

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I'm secretly hoping the Eagles pick him up. It wouldn't make their team better in the long run, and they'd still probably miss the playoffs this year. 3-5 at the halfway point does not equal playoffs, unless they went on some unbelievable tear, and it probably still wouldn't be enough.

Fatso would fit in perfectly with that city.

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I think Sapp is a lot of fun, knows his ball, says exactly what he thinks, and he's not stupid. Those are premium qualities for my preferred talking heads.

Normally I would move a thread like this to ATN, but given how thoroughly Fat ******* Al screwed us in truly self-indulgent low-character fashion, I like leaving it here for every Redskins fan so inclined to pile on and wish him ill (but not injury) or simply insult his worthless hide. :)

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Sapp backed up that belief by pointing toward Haynesworth's historic courting in free agency. Sapp said the Buccaneers -- his team for nine seasons -- offered Haynesworth more money than the Redskins, but Haynesworth turned them down because Tampa wasn't a big enough market for him. Then, Sapp relayed a story from one of his friends, linebacker London Fletcher.

How come the media never reports this? The Bucs DID offer more money than Snyderrato.

When you're sitting there beside London Fletcher who has more tackles than God and has Pro Bowls, and you've got just two? And you start talking about $100 million in six years instead of seven? Are you kidding me?"

I'm glad Fletch is getting the respect he deserves. Well said kind sir!

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Say what you want about Sapp but he always gave everything he had on the field. He earned the right to speak on this and pretty much anything he wants to speak on. To me, he is one of the best guys on TV.
I think Sapp is a lot of fun, knows his ball, says exactly what he thinks, and he's not stupid. Those are premium qualities for my preferred talking heads.

Sapp is the right combination of entertaining, blunt, and insightful.

Totally agree on Sapp.. he's a lot of fun to watch and very interesting to listen to.

And as a player he's a Hall of Famer, in my opinion.

Sorry,, I'm just sick of Haynesworth, I'd rather talk about Warren Sapp.

~Bang

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If the skins didn't have to assume the contract, I'd be all for signing him again. Just to cut his ass.

It's amusing as all the "experts" loved this move. Belicheck can turn around anyone and keep them on a leash. He's awesome, godlike even. Paraphrasing PFT of course.

Finally there is only one way to resolve the Sapp/Worthless dispute. UFC pay-per-view. It can be hyped for months as the worlds biggest beasts do battle, with special guest ref Brock Lesner...

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There is no dispute.

One is a selfish useless tub of lard, and the other one is Warren Sapp.

Warren Sapp will be in the Hall of Fame.

~Bang

Hey now don't rain on my Fantasy of watching Warren Sapp beat Big Al senseless in the octagon...

:D

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Normally I would move a thread like this to ATN, but given how thoroughly Fat ******* Al screwed us in truly self-indulgent low-character fashion, I like leaving it here for every Redskins fan so inclined to pile on and wish him ill (but not injury) or simply insult his worthless hide. :)

Pile it on you say?

What can be said about this guy that hasn't already been said?

What hasn't been said you say? I have some things I'd like to say about Haynesworth before I'm ready to move on.

You Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!

You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!

Mung tongue. Math tutor. Pinhead. Prison barber. Mother lover. Nearsighted gynecologist.

In your face, camel cake!

In your rear, cow derrière.

Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.

You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.

You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose.

If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and tell him to walk backwards.

Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Fat Al in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious ****, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung...

You have bad breath caused by gingivitis.

You couldn't get a porn star off.

Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate!

You're an emotional ****ing cripple. Your soul is dog ****. Every single ****ing thing about you is ugly.

You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Moron! Scab eater! Butt sniffer! Pus licker! Fart smeller!

You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!

You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!

You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!

You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

....I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

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Pile it on you say?

What hasn't been said you say? I have some things I'd like to say about Haynesworth before I'm ready to move on.

You Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!

You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!

Mung tongue. Math tutor. Pinhead. Prison barber. Mother lover. Nearsighted gynecologist.

In your face, camel cake!

In your rear, cow derrière.

Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.

You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.

You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose.

i enjoyed the first part immensely... poor Rufio had no chance against a lawyer

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Pile it on you say?

What hasn't been said you say? I have some things I'd like to say about Haynesworth before I'm ready to move on.

You Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!

You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!

Mung tongue. Math tutor. Pinhead. Prison barber. Mother lover. Nearsighted gynecologist.

In your face, camel cake!

In your rear, cow derrière.

Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.

You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.

You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose.

If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and tell him to walk backwards.

Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Fat Al in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious ****, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung...

You have bad breath caused by gingivitis.

You couldn't get a porn star off.

Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate!

You're an emotional ****ing cripple. Your soul is dog ****. Every single ****ing thing about you is ugly.

You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Moron! Scab eater! Butt sniffer! Pus licker! Fart smeller!

You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!

You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!

You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!

You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

....I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

LMFAO!!! Christmas vacation!

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