Wildbunny Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Pile it on you say?What hasn't been said you say? I have some things I'd like to say about Haynesworth before I'm ready to move on. You Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt! You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side! Mung tongue. Math tutor. Pinhead. Prison barber. Mother lover. Nearsighted gynecologist. In your face, camel cake! In your rear, cow derrière. Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig. You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude. You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose. If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and tell him to walk backwards. Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Fat Al in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear? Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son. He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious ****, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung... You have bad breath caused by gingivitis. You couldn't get a porn star off. Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate! You're an emotional ****ing cripple. Your soul is dog ****. Every single ****ing thing about you is ugly. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on? It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. Moron! Scab eater! Butt sniffer! Pus licker! Fart smeller! You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek! You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam! You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it! You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! ....I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol? Well, I would say that now you're being unfair with all those women with small brains, math tutor and any other you just offended by comparing them to Fat Al. You may have some grudge against any of them, but really, do they deserve this? You're being unfair with them Other than that, well put Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarantula Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Guys like Haynesworth, T.O seriously leave me scratching my head. Both had the ability to be the best ever at their position, but because of their attitudes, it's too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConcordNCSkinsFan Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Guys like Haynesworth, T.O seriously leave me scratching my head. Both had the ability to be the best ever at their position, but because of their attitudes, it's too late. You can't even put T.O in the same category as Haynesworth. T.O. never half assed on the field and was always in great condition. He also never got into any kind of off field mess and has Hall of Fame level production that Fat Al doesn't even come close to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Guys like Haynesworth, T.O seriously leave me scratching my head. Both had the ability to be the best ever at their position, but because of their attitudes, it's too late. Albert is in a different realm than T.O. imo. TO actually worked hard, and played at a very high level for a long time. He was a cancer, but Albert was like full-blown AIDS, there's no chance of getting rid of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarantula Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 You can't even put T.O in the same category as Haynesworth. T.O. never half assed on the field and was always in great condition. He also never got into any kind of off field mess and has Hall of Fame level production that Fat Al doesn't even come close to. Yeah T.O definitely worked a lot harder than most, I guess I'm more or less referring to them both screwing up their chances by being *******s. To be real about it, if Al had T.O's work ethic, he would've gone down as the best DT ever. ---------- Post added November-9th-2011 at 02:48 PM ---------- Albert is in a different realm than T.O. imo. TO actually worked hard, and played at a very high level for a long time. He was a cancer, but Albert was like full-blown AIDS, there's no cure for him. It's funny though, I sit and watch that T.O Show sometimes with my gf, and you actually begin to see another side of the guy. I'd almost consider signing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirClintonPortis Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Guys like Haynesworth, T.O seriously leave me scratching my head. Both had the ability to be the best ever at their position, but because of their attitudes, it's too late. T.O has well established himself as one of the best ever. The man dominated games and kept himself in amazing shape. Haynesworth only had two good years and crickets for the rest of his career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChampSkinsFanatic Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I'm not a Warren Sapp fan but one thing is for sure, he loves to rip DeAngelo Hall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
authentic Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Sapp's the man. I'm a big fan of NFLN's Gameday morning, and he tells it like it is.I'm also enjoying this roundtable show they do on Wednesdays, and he sits in on that. ~Bang I thought i was the only one... .. Sapp has certainly grown on me as an analyst. And yeah, I do enjoy the roundtable discussions. And he's probably the only reason i watch Inside the NFL on Wednesday nights. ---------- Post added November-9th-2011 at 03:22 PM ---------- I'm not a Warren Sapp fan but one thing is for sure, he loves to rip DeAngelo Hall. Well, he certainly has a right too. I like Deangelo, but he has a habit of allowing his mouth to out play his performance. ---------- Post added November-9th-2011 at 03:30 PM ---------- Totally agree on Sapp.. he's a lot of fun to watch and very interesting to listen to.And as a player he's a Hall of Famer, in my opinion. Sorry,, I'm just sick of Haynesworth, I'd rather talk about Warren Sapp. ~Bang Well, I held a grudge against Sapp when he and Lavar got into a beef over the media a few years back when he was with TB, calling L.A. "Can't-Get-Right" .... (If you saw the movie LIFE) you would know what i'm talking about.. .. well it turns out he knew exactly what he was saying..lol and yeah, Sapp should be a candidate for the H.O.F. Wasn't the biggest guy in the world, but was strong as an ox with quick feet and a big heart. He was dominant in his day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedskinDaddy Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Wait - Warren Sapp weighed in controversially on another player? In other news, the sun will rise tomorrow in the East... I kid, I kid. Actually, I'll say this for the Sappster: he's always called 'em like he sees 'em. That's keeping it real IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 FYI, I just got a text from ESPN. Adam Schefter reports the Buccaneers have claimed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFKFedEx Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 So glad he's still being a turd and not winning. Imagine how much worse it would be if he were suddenly playing at an all pro level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Est.1974 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 That's not fair on turds. ---------- Post added November-9th-2011 at 09:56 PM ---------- Sapp said the Buccaneers -- his team for nine seasons -- offered Haynesworth more money than the Redskins, but Haynesworth turned them down because Tampa wasn't a big enough market for him. and look where he ends up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 As usual, Sapp nails it. I remember when he was still playing and he called Lavar Arrington Mr. Can't Get Right and it stirred up alot of Redskins fans. But he was right about that too. So glad Fat Albert is gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
issapunk Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I would love to hear a response to this from the genius that is Vinny Cerrato. P.S. I hope Haynesworthless gets picked up by no team in the league and his career is done for good. I hope he only comes up in conversations of busts like Jemacus Russel and such. I want him to retain no pride whatsoever and be left in the dust where he belongs. /rant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins2victory Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Haha..... What I love most about this is..... -To the rest of the world and the NFL (not redskins fans), but most people thought it was our organization that couldn’t get fat Al motivated to play. And when he went to New England, most people thought that Bill was a "genius again" for this move, and that he would be able to get fat Al to play at a high level. WRONG..... It was not the redskins fault that the man couldn’t get motivated to play anymore, and Shanny made the right move in letting him go. We even got a 5th for it......... So props to Shanny, and our team doesn’t look as stupid for the whole situation anymore!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyeG Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 :ols:I wonder what Sapp is going to say now, that his former team has picked-up "his lardness"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 T.O has well established himself as one of the best ever. The man dominated games and kept himself in amazing shape. Haynesworth only had two good years and crickets for the rest of his career. Crickets everywhere were offended by this remark, they work all night trying to get some and they like black crickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Easy to say now... I created www.firevinnycerrato.blogspot.com on the day that they signed Haynesworth. It was a predictable disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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