Making a bet with a Rangers fan: What sign should he hold if Capitals win? G-rated, bet among kids

[Burgundy&Gold4Ever]

My child is finalizing the terms for a bet on the Capitals-Rangers series. The loser will have to take a photo holding a large sign, and that photo will be mass distributed.

If the Capitals win, what should the Ranger fan's sign say? If the Capitals lose, my son needs to hold a sign saying, "Henrik is Ovie's King."

Remember that this bet is between children, so all suggestions need to be Rated G!

[ffxdrummer]

"I'm as bad at betting as the Rangers are at hockey"

[Pick6]

"The Caps will always be better"

[Dan T.]

"My mommy looks like Bruce Boudreau."

[Teller]

"The Capitals made a 'messier' of the Rangers."

"The Rangers season is Ovie-r."

"The Rangers are Green with envy."

"Hit the road, Rangers. And don't come Back(strom.)"

"I admit it. I Laich the Caps."

[Burgold]

Washington just put a cap in my bottom.

[Springfield]

"I Liach Ovechkin Semin"

Too far??

[pjfootballer]

"Henrik can't contain the Ovech-trick"

[PokerPacker]

"I Liach Ovechkin Semin"

Too far??

too bad Varlamov's first name isn't still spelled "Semen"

---------- Post added April-13th-2011 at 01:30 PM ----------

OH! I know what sign he should hold.

[Pick6]

"Henrik is king. No moar!"

[Teller]

"Henrik is king. No moar!"

:applause:

[btfoom]

"I Made the Rangers Lose!!" (too mean???)

[Burgundy&Gold4Ever]

Thanks for the great suggestions! Here's what his sign will say.

I Suck At Betting

and

The Rangers Suck At Hockey!

Now I LAICH the Capitals!

[Predicto]

Here is what his sign should say:

"The Dallas Cowboys Suck"

That is what ALL signs should say, at every stadium, for every sport.

Heck, that is what the signs should say over the avocados at Safeway.

[Teller]

Here is what his sign should say:

"The Dallas Cowboys Suck"

That is what ALL signs should say, at every stadium, for every sport.

Heck, that is what the signs should say over the avocados at Safeway.

I LOL'd. For real.

And for the second time ever, let me just say, "Predicto, I completely agree with you."

[Burgundy&Gold4Ever]

Here is what his sign should say:

"The Dallas Cowboys Suck"

That is what ALL signs should say, at every stadium, for every sport.

Heck, that is what the signs should say over the avocados at Safeway.

I literally LOL'd at your last line. Yeah, I agree that it's important to point out everywhere and in every situation. :dallasuck

[RansomthePasserby]

Here is what his sign should say:

"The Dallas Cowboys Suck"

That is what ALL signs should say, at every stadium, for every sport.

Heck, that is what the signs should say over the avocados at Safeway.

I lol'd. So true.

[Capt. Kaos]

Here is what his sign should say:

"The Dallas Cowboys Suck"

That is what ALL signs should say, at every stadium, for every sport.

Heck, that is what the signs should say over the avocados at Safeway.

Anyone know how to get Diet Mt. Dew out of a key board?