China Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 "Help me find my Mack truck keys and we'll drive out of here." Police: Woman Hid 54 Bags of Heroin, Money in Her Vagina Authorities in Pennsylvania arrested a 27-year-old woman who they say hid more than 100 items -- including 54 bags of heroin and loose change -- in her vagina. Investigators took Karin Mackaliunas into custody last weekend after she was involved in a motor vehicle crash, according to police in Scranton. Officers in nearby Dunmore heard about the accident and, suspecting that she had been involved in the recent burglary of a local inn, asked Scranton police to detain Mackaliunas for questioning. During a routine search, Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann found three bags of heroin inside Mackaliunas' coat, records show. Baumann placed Mackaliunas in the back of the patrol car and was taking her to police headquarters when she noticed Mackaliunas fidgeting. The two women then got into a struggle, after which Mackaliunas asked to speak with another officer, whom she told she had "hidden more heroin in her vagina," according to the criminal complaint. Investigators took Mackaliunas to Community Medical Center for further examination, police said. Doctors there retrieved "up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22" during a cavity search, according to the criminal complaint. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanboyOf91 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Big ***** is big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolio47 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 ^^EPIC. And this is just a funny story, in a disturbing kind of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Seeing the last four words of the thread title and still suffering with my affliction of posting lyrics in discussions... My father told me, lyin' on his bed of death "Boy," he says, "Woman, she's gonna make it, don't fool yourself 'Cause she's got somethin' to make a man Lay that money, uh, right in her hand And the very thing that makes her rich will make you poor The very thing that makes her rich will make you poor", that's right Well, I put you behind the wheel of a deuce and a quarter, yes I did Had you livin' like a rich man's daughter, yes I did, I sure did While you were livin' high on the hog You had me down here scuffling like a dog Well, the very thing that made you rich made me poor Very thing that made you rich made me poor Don't you never, ever make such a bad mistake You know I'd rather climb into bed with a rattlesnake, that's right Then to work hard every day bringin' that woman all my pay The very thing that makes her rich makes me poor Makes me so damn poor The thing that makes her rich makes me poor Very thing that makes you rich makes me poor Very thing that makes you rich makes me poor Makes me so damn poor Money won't change it, no no Money won't change it, no no Money won't change it, no no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_Edwards_Fan Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 what gets me is the dollar amount...$51.22. I can see the paper money, but a pile of bills, two dimes and a couple pennies is funnier to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10fttall Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 ...like throwing a hot dog across a gymnasium! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 what gets me is the dollar amount...$51.22. I can see the paper money, but a pile of bills, two dimes and a couple pennies is funnier to me. Naw, it was all pennies. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 what gets me is the dollar amount...$51.22. I can see the paper money, but a pile of bills, two dimes and a couple pennies is funnier to me. Which also brings to mind an old joke (we'll see who gets the reference) "Who gave you the 22 cents?" "All of them." :pfft: I am a turrible turrible human bean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 what gets me is the dollar amount...$51.22. I can see the paper money, but a pile of bills, two dimes and a couple pennies is funnier to me. I was thinking the same thing... i read it all and was like "22 cents?!? WTF?" I picture the doctor pulling stuff out of ther like clowns exiting a clown car, just and endless line of things coming out of there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolio47 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I was thinking the same thing... i read it all and was like "22 cents?!? WTF?"I picture the doctor pulling stuff out of ther like clowns exiting a clown car, just and endless line of things coming out of there. Kind of like this: oqolwZoj8RA Different "area" but you get the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Naw, it was all pennies. :paranoid: And rolled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Glad they could snatch this criminal up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grhqofb5 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Was her name Sarah Jessica Parker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goingforburgundy Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Glad they could snatch this criminal up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spec138 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 wMctMhMOtrY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 ...like throwing a hot dog across a gymnasium! I was just thinking that. She's probably seen more **** in a year than most women have in a lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grego Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 i saw 'woman caught with a bunch of crap in her vag', and 'pennsylvania' and put 2 and 2 together. had to be scranton. :facepalm: ---------- Post added March-23rd-2011 at 10:15 PM ---------- And rolled. ewwww..... ---------- Post added March-23rd-2011 at 10:22 PM ---------- During a routine search, Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann found three bags of heroin inside Mackaliunas' coat, couldnt stash those last 3 in there? guess it was the proverbial 'straw that broke the camels back'.....or 'bag of heroin that could have broken the womans vajay-jay', as it were. we all have our limits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMS Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 what gets me is the dollar amount...$51.22. I can see the paper money, but a pile of bills, two dimes and a couple pennies is funnier to me. what struck my as kind of funny was.the 31 empty plastic bags....? Why would you feel the need to hide empty bags? I'm guessing she didn't, it was just a convient place to put them? She was using it like a ruck sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Whatever you do, don't ask her if she's got change for a ten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sir Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 Maybe she's a marsupial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Have you not seen the commercials on the costs of carryone and stored baggage? She's thinking outside the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_Edwards_Fan Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Have you not seen the commercials on the costs of carryone and stored baggage?She's thinking outside the box. Or inside the box as the case may be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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