JN: Woman demands sexual favors from husband and his friend at knife point.

[sly]

Separated at birth, or merely the artist's inspiration?

Wow. That.... is..... AWESOME!

[jnhay]

That's hot.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

The husband apparently knew better when she requested it....Watson didnt.

[sean_e_b]

"So there was this blind man right........."

points for anyone who knows the rest. lol

and he walks into a fish market right, and goes "wooo good morning ladies!"?

[Gracelander]

[No_Pressure]

Look at that picture, and then contemplate this fact: a guy was willing to do her UNTIL he smelled her. Smell. Not looks alone. Based on her looks he said to himself "I want to go near this woman's vag".

What the **** is wrong with people.

[bishtw]

That chic musta smelled something horrible cause its obvious that that dude Watson has a pretty low bar and only after the stench of her ****** did he decline.:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Mr. Sinister]

"Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn."

^ The thread title and this sentence told me all I needed to know about this article.

[HighOnHendrix]

:ols:The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further.:ols:

They don't call it West Vagina for nothing!

[aREDSKIN]

"live four doors down"

Oh what could have been. If she lived 3 doors down we could have cued-

z_3t33-NMM4

[thebluefood]

Look at that picture, and then contemplate this fact: a guy was willing to do her UNTIL he smelled her. Smell. Not looks alone. Based on her looks he said to himself "I want to go near this woman's vag".

What the **** is wrong with people.

That place seems to do strange things to people.

[HighOnHendrix]

China finds the best stuff.

[Rocky21]

Insert West Virginia joke here.

[polywog999]

That's hot.

No. It isn't "hot."

It's worse than.....kissing grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

[brandymac27]

No. It isn't "hot."

It's worse than.....kissing grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Gross. Thanks for that visual.

[thebluefood]

No. It isn't "hot."

It's worse than.....kissing grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Please tell me you don't know this from personal experience.

[Heidenreich]

This would be an amazing read if I wasn't eating lunch right now.

OK, it's still an amazing read, but the timing is awful......

[polywog999]

Please tell me you don't know this from personal experience.

Don't knock it till you try it!