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Doomsday: How BP Gulf disaster may have triggered a 'world-killing' event

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Good news,

Due to pending doom from Earth Farts all debt is considered null and void.

Mortgage loans at an all time low but buyers are scarce.

Lexus cars now free, however gas is non-existent.

Free Beer tommorow actually good today, one day only.

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I actually had an insanely weird dream the other night and I can't make heads or tails of it. I am getting into the shower and I turn on the water. And instead of water' date=' hundreds of thumb tacks start falling on me.

I don't think the thumb tacks represent small penises as Freud has been largely discredited.[/quote']

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MUaaahhhhaha:evilg:,,,The End is near

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Why BP is Readying a 'Super Weapon' to Avert Escalating Gulf Nightmare

http://www.salem-news.com/articles/july122010/gulf-nighmare-ta.php

The giant oil company is now quietly preparing to test a small nuclear device in a frenzied rush against time to quell a cascading catastrophe. If successful they will have the capability to detonate a controlled fusion generated pulse.

While the world watches BP's attempt to contain the oil gusher at the former Deepwater Horizon site, company officials have given the green light on an astounding plan to use what is known as a nuclear EPFCG charge if all else fails.

Sea floor compromised

Reports still indicate that methane is flooding the Gulf waters at a rate one million times more than normal, and the NOAA research vessel, Thomas Jefferson has reported spotting new fissures. [1]:2drunks:

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MUaaahhhhaha:evilg:,,,The End is near

Why BP is Readying a 'Super Weapon' to Avert Escalating Gulf Nightmare

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:2drunks:

Didn't someone suggest pulling a Russia and nuking this thing almost two months ago?

EDIT: Yep. Here's a post from China in the original deepwater thread from May 5th:

http://www.extremeskins.com/showpost.php?p=7512497&postcount=345

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Didn't someone suggest pulling a Russia and nuking this thing almost two months ago?

EDIT: Yep. Here's a post from China in the original deepwater thread from May 5th:

http://www.extremeskins.com/showpost.php?p=7512497&postcount=345

Many people did but seeing as how BPs been left mostly in charge of the containment operation, why would they do that? If they do that they'll never be able to retap it and start collecting oil from that site again. What's it to them, long term, if the spill is worse when they're really deciding between giving up on the well or trying to salvage it for later drilling?

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Didn't someone suggest pulling a Russia and nuking this thing almost two months ago?

Pfft...But this is a EPFCG—a Star Wars super weapon:beavisnbutthead:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosively_pumped_flux_compression_generator

A device that can only be used once, the EPFCG generates a high power electromagnetic pulse. It achieves this by using a powerful explosive, preferably nuclear. Advanced, nuclear driven EPFCGs can instantaneously create up to billions of amperes and hundreds of terawatts. Such raw power exceeds lighting bolts by huge orders of magnitude.

The pulse can be shaped and directed and used to knock out electronics-or more importantly in this case—to fuse virtually any material—including crumbling rock strata deep under the sea. The fantastically energized pulse can also compress objects to very high pressures and densities. [3]

According to engineers familiar with the technology, the devices can generate plasma arcs hotter than the surface of the sun that will melt and fuse materials in nanoseconds.:groupwave:

A special security force manned by members of AEGIS, a UK based paramilitary security corporation similar to the old US Blackwater Security company, is reported to have cordoned off the base. The security lid has clamped down hard while the engineers and scientists work with the nuclear materials.

http://www.salem-news.com/articles/july122010/gulf-nighmare-ta.php

some geo-chemists have expressed concerns that detonating an EPFCG in the Gulf might ignite the methane.:point2sky

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