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Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

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Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

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Not me.

Oh god, when will the intolerance end?

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“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Am I wrong for not being able to contain a laugh at this?

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“they peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “they grabbed me, said i looked like i was french, started calling me ‘la trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“i…i was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘you can’t prove that.’ next thing i know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and i was almost a woman.”

am i wrong for not being able to contain a laugh at this?

lol

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“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Am I wrong for not being able to contain a laugh at this?

Not at all. That's effin HYSTERICAL!

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For anyone else unable to get the page to load:

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

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“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Am I wrong for not being able to contain a laugh at this?

Failing to find a clip from Blazing Saddles: Oh, you brute, you brute . . .

Remembering a Dennis Miller routine:

PETA decided to protest animal cruelty by throwing blood on people wearing fur, but not leather, because it's safer to publicly assault rich women than motorcycle gangs.

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I wonder what club that was. They are lucky they only did these types of hysterical things to them and didn't actually murder them, since a lot of clubs are filled with actual murderers.

Idiots. Don't they realize that they wear leather for a reason? It may look cool and all, but if you lay your bike down, leather could mean the difference between walking away and cripple.

"It's just our secret hand shake" was the best line.

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Funny that on the coldest day of this freaking century, the bikers would be in force ...... I'm not riding my bike for another 3 months! :silly:

32 degrees here this morning, 22 degree wind chill, and I was all geared up for a 45 minute ride to do a review for my cert. exams. I decided against it because the wind plays havoc with my bike out on interstate. :D

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Something tells me if tea baggers were found in dumpsters people wouldn't think it was funny. But ahahaha animal rights, kill them all. Sorry but I for one hope the murderers that think their views are so awesome that it justifies murder get caught and caged.

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Something tells me if tea baggers were found in dumpsters people wouldn't think it was funny. But ahahaha animal rights, kill them all. Sorry but I for one hope the murderers that think their views are so awesome that it justifies murder get caught and caged.

Did I miss something?

****head activists committing assault and bothering folk are comparable to Tea party folks and murder?

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Something tells me if tea baggers were found in dumpsters people wouldn't think it was funny. But ahahaha animal rights, kill them all. Sorry but I for one hope the murderers that think their views are so awesome that it justifies murder get caught and caged.

Well, I agree they should be punished. But, what exactly did these three guys think was gonna be the outcome by doing this?

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Something tells me if tea baggers were found in dumpsters people wouldn't think it was funny. But ahahaha animal rights, kill them all. Sorry but I for one hope the murderers that think their views are so awesome that it justifies murder get caught and caged.

1) Funny, I haven't seen any claim that murderhas even happened. Let alone any endorsements of it.

2) And frankly, I'll observe that at least in my case, the fact that I don't think that kidnapping people and urinating on them is acceptable behavior does not prevent me from also finding it funny, when presented in this way.

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