Bruce Allen in the coaches box: What do you think he wanted to say up there?

[SkinsHokieFan]

ESPN kept showing shots of an unhappy Bruce Allen in the coaches box

Any thoughts/ideas as to what he must have wanted to say

"Why are you trying that fake twice"

"Do you think it would help Jason to put him in the shotgun?"

"This is a top 10 defense?"

[terrifNick21]

"Dear God what did I get myself into?"

[pez]

Dan... pass the Tylenol and Jack Daniels please...

[CRobi21]

"Alright. Who the **** keeps farting in here?!?!"

[Hubbs]

"Do they know that passing on first down is legal?"

[bird_1972]

"Dear God what did I get myself into?"

Ha ha ... you beat me to it.

I was thinking that every time the cameras panned to him in the box.

[@DCGoldPants]

If Mr. Snyder asked his honest opinion. I hope he said "This is the worst OL I've ever seen in the NFL.....and the D coaching is pathetic"

[forbeskin]

"You can't be serious, who, what, why........SCOTCH!"

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

"Why are you sending in the plays by Morse Code?"

"Didn't Sherm Lewis coach with my dad?"

"Seriously, shouldn't you guys be trying to impress me?"

"Mmmmm...Scotch...yummy yummmy yummmy."

[Chanhillbilly]

"What the f---- are you guys doing" - Bruce Allen 12/21/09 21:21

"Your cut, your cut, your cut, your really cut, pink slip" - Bruce Allen 12/21/09 21:24

[Bat~man]

I would relay a message to the team

Something like....you guys are playing for a job, and if you don't want to be here that is fine. You're still playing for a job somewhere else then.

If you don't give 2 ****s about these next 2 games or your job then speak up and you will not have to play, same goes for coaches, if you coaches are hanging it up this season...then speak up and we can part ways now...no hard feelings.

This season is a joke, but for anyone to put on the kind of performance that was put on last night, from coaches to players...is disgraceful and unacceptable, no matter what the record is.

The players and coaches basicly had a 3 game season to show off your skills/talents and abilities to play competitive football and so far you are 0-1..with an embarrassing performance. So either step up or step aside.

[Duckus]

"Dear God what did I get myself into?"

I have read that a lot on this board, but wouldn't it actually be the opposite? If I was a GM in his situation I would secretly be enjoying what happened last night. He has no hand in this disaster, but he gets to be the hero that cleans it up.

We hit rock bottom. You can't get any worse. We were destroyed on national television against a rival and had our stadium taken over by Giants fans. The expectations of this team are nothing right now. Most of us just want to be run professioanlly and be competitive as we completely rebuild.

That is a DREAM for a GM. Zero expectations. Owner willing to spend. And a completely broken fan base. He has a chance to be Joe Gibbs status in Redskins history if he can turn around this team.

He can rip everything apart and the fans will be supportive. There are very few players (2 or 3) that he probably could not cut without a negative backlash from the fans, but everyone else is vulnurable.

Imagine if we won out the rest of the season. Or even finished with 8 wins (winning one of those disasters early in the season). We end with so much hope for the future that this team, as built, can be successful. That my friends, it a nightmare for a new GM. The expectations would have been right back to where they were last off-season. We would have been expected to build on what was already here.

This blowout was perfect for Bruce Allen - now the fans will support any move he makes to rip apart this team as it is built.

[authentic]

I have read that a lot on this board, but wouldn't it actually be the opposite? If I was a GM in his situation I would secretly be enjoying what happened last night. He has no hand in this disaster, but he gets to be the hero that cleans it up.

We hit rock bottom. You can't get any worse. We were destroyed on national television against a rival and had our stadium taken over by Giants fans. The expectations of this team are nothing right now. Most of us just want to be run professioanlly and be competitive as we completely rebuild.

That is a DREAM for a GM. Zero expectations. Owner willing to spend. And a completely broken fan base.

He can rip everything apart and the fans will be supportive. There are very few players (2 or 3) that he probably could not cut without a negative backlash from the fans, but everyone else is vulnurable.

Imagine if we won out the rest of the season. Or even finish with 8 wins. We end with so much hope for the future that this team, as built, can be successful. That my friends, it a nightmare for a new GM. The expectations would have been right back to where they were last off-season. We would have been expected to build on what was already here.

This blowout was perfect for Bruce Allen - now the fans will support any move he makes to rip apart this team as it is built.

very good points. I agree with this 100%

[Digger]

"This is a lot like that time I woke up in Tijuana not knowing how the hell I got there"

[asnpcwiz]

"Ok guys...very funny...joke over, get some real NFL players in here"

[asnpcwiz]

I have read that a lot on this board, but wouldn't it actually be the opposite? If I was a GM in his situation I would secretly be enjoying what happened last night. He has no hand in this disaster, but he gets to be the hero that cleans it up.

We hit rock bottom. You can't get any worse. We were destroyed on national television against a rival and had our stadium taken over by Giants fans. The expectations of this team are nothing right now. Most of us just want to be run professioanlly and be competitive as we completely rebuild.

That is a DREAM for a GM. Zero expectations. Owner willing to spend. And a completely broken fan base. He has a chance to be Joe Gibbs status in Redskins history if he can turn around this team.

He can rip everything apart and the fans will be supportive. There are very few players (2 or 3) that he probably could not cut without a negative backlash from the fans, but everyone else is vulnurable.

Imagine if we won out the rest of the season. Or even finished with 8 wins (winning one of those disasters early in the season). We end with so much hope for the future that this team, as built, can be successful. That my friends, it a nightmare for a new GM. The expectations would have been right back to where they were last off-season. We would have been expected to build on what was already here.

This blowout was perfect for Bruce Allen - now the fans will support any move he makes to rip apart this team as it is built.

While I agree with some points I would like you to consider this...do you give ***** to a chef and expect him to be excited about making an 8 course dinner?

[Boss_Hogg]

Bruce Allen:

Look around, sneak out the door, run, drive away.

[Bang]

"If i can fix this, I will be hailed as a genius for all eternity"

[Skinsinparadise]

I can see him saying to himself, people are telling me that the players are fighting hard for Jim Zorn, and I should consider bring him back -- are they serious?

[BlackBush]

"Wait, perchance my eyes doth decieveth me, thou hast requested the play of damnation and shame, And repetith this sin gainst all humanity post respite by our competition. By what witchcraft haft thou been entranced? By what visage of success doth strengthen thine hearts and embolden thou to call this GIMMICKY @@@@?" - Bruce Allen 12/21/09

[dadirtbags]

I wonder how that maroon curtain looks? (covers box glass window)

[21 always]

I hope Bruce had vision of Nukes going off in his mind .. Because I'm pretty sure he was mouthing "Im going to blow this team up and erase them from the binds of history"

[Isifhan]

I'm just glad the guy was in the coaching box instead of the owners box. What a step in the right direction.

[c4man5282]

I don't remember seeing that. Anybody have a pic?

[CallMeGreen]

Hmmm. If Dan Snyder had only brought me in here a week sooner, I could be watching Terry Robinskie coach these last three games instead of Zorn.

By the way, what happened to all those "Are you feeling Zorny?" t-shirts I used to see around here?