michiskin Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical:Best one yet. You inspired me to post the entire monologue. ... "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21Knock_U_Out Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Run forrest, run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "Our situation has not improved." (Said by Sean Connery, Scottish style, in Indiana Jones and the last crusade.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 We're gonna need a bigger boat. Jaws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aszumilo Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Vinny (to the media, introducing Danny) - "Say hello to my little friend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michiskin Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 From Clerks: Dan: What time d'you get to work today? Vinny: Like... ten, or ten after. Dan: You were over a half an hour late! And then all you do is come in here! Vinny: Yeah, to talk to you. Dan: Which means the video store is ostensibly closed. Vinny: Oh, it's not like I'm miles away! Dan: Unless you're out renting video at other video stores! Vinny: Hermaphrodites! I rented it so we could watch it together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 That's why I love those high price free agents, I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do. Dazed and Confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPSean Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "Oh, No! We suck again!" Rob schneider's character in The Waterboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyvern Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 ...What if this is as good as it gets? Jack Nicholson (Melvin Udall, in the 1997 film, "As Good As It Gets.") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "I’m mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!" - Network :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monrovia_Redskin Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "DONT CRY! HOLD IT BACK!!!" - R.I.P. Patrick Swayze(Red Dawn) Swayze was trying to hold the wolverines together after the Soviets took over the country. I think this quote should be the rally cry for the Redskins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike21 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Vinny: "He chose.......poorly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurf85 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 DON'T WASTE MY MOTHER F-ING TIME. Al Pacino in "Heat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Doctor's say that Zorn only has 50/50 chance, though there is only a 10% chance of that. Naked Gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey17 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Linemen? We don't need no stinkin' linemen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Dan Snyder: A LB from Penn State once tried to test me; I ate his career with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Silence of the Lambs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Doctor's say that Zorn only has 50/50 chance, though there is only a 10% chance of that.Naked Gun On a related note, there are many possibilities with "Airplane". --- Captain Snyder: "Vinny, do you like movies about gladiators?" --- Vinny: "You got a letter from Redskins Park this morning." Jim Zorn: "What is it?" Vinny: "It's a big building where the players meet, but that's not important." --- Joey the fan: "Wait a minute. I know you. You're Jason Campbell. You play football for the Washington Redskins." JC: "I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot." Joey: "You are Jason!. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets." JC: "I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clinton?" Clinton Portis: "Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here." JC: "But just remember, my name is [shows nametag] ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot." Joey: "I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you can't read defenses quickly enough." [Jason gets agitated] Joey: "And he says that lots of times, you don't even check off to your second receiving option! And that you're kind of dim-witted...and that you fumble the ball too often and have no pocket awareness." JC: "The hell I don't! LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at Auburn. I'm out there busting my buns every Sunday. Tell your old man to play like Tom Brady in Madden with Osi and Demarcus trying to decapitate you for 60 minutes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestrictedView4Ever Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 SNYDER: What'd I try to tell you? In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you buy the Redskins. Then when you get the Redskins, then you get to pick the players. - Scarface ************************ ZORN: Uh, Mr. Snyder, we need depth on the offensive line. We need to draft some lineman. SNYDER: Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full. - Top Gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopmakingsense Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvd3kaupZ60 DARK HELMET (= you know who): What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the game? COL SANDURZ (Vinny): Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now. or that one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K4CSuKaePY&feature=related DARK HELMET: Who made that man a Quaterback? . . . DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s. (pulls down mask) Keep firing, *******s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gortiz Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "Forget it, Zorny, you're out of your element!" -Walter Sobchak STFU UP DANNY! - Walter Sobchak :hysterical: nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarresc Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "Danny...You want the truth......You can't handle the truth!!" A Few Good Men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boofMcboof Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Danny, You're out of your element. -more Big Lebowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngestson Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "They were forced to eat Danny and Vinny. ...and there was much rejoicing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestrictedView4Ever Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 The Tom Cruise body of work is a goldmine!!!! **************************** Mission Impossible: voice of SNYDER on computer: Jim, this isn't Mission Difficult, it's Mission Impossible. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to coach a team full of the very best players whom I have hand-selected and generously paid. As always, should you fail, I will disavow all knowledge of your actions. This disc will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim. **************************** The Last Samurai: SNYDER: So you won a Super Bowl? HOLMGREN-GRUDEN-COWHER-SHANAHAN: Yes SNYDER: Tell me of your part in the success. HOLMGREN-GRUDEN-COWHER-SHANAHAN: Why? SNYDER: I wish to learn. HOLMGREN-GRUDEN-COWHER-SHANAHAN: Read a book. SNYDER: I would rather have a good conversation. ******************************** http://thelaymansperch.com/blog/category/redskins/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinking Skins Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Me to Danny Snyder; "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my team. Prepare to DIE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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