Rhodus333 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "I am Jack (Kent Cooke's) utter sense of disbelief . ." - Fight Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFK Lives Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Cooley: What the **** happened to the Redskins I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest season of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Cooley, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Chiefs, their a dead team! Cowboys, dead! Eagles... :applause: The Best! Nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFK Lives Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 "Mrs. Cerrato, your boy..is...well different. His IQ is 75" "Well, we are all different" There must be something can be done." "Well, there is an opening for a lapdog GM type position in Washington. Is there a Mr. Cerrato, Mrs. Cerrato?" "He's on vacation." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinthePRF Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 The world according to Snyder: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Godfather Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Snyder: We didn't win?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter_R Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said no more tight ends! Vinny: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a GM? Snyder: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *******, Major *******! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too sir. Executive Vice President of Football Operations Vinny *******! Dark Helmet: How many *******s do we have on this team, anyway? [Entire front office stands up and raises a hand] Entire Front Office: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep scouting, *******s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderMustGo Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 If you can't agree to let a GM run your team, then you, my friend, don't know much about how to run a football team! And why the **** are you taking up my precious years with your losing teams? I don't have any use for it! I don't have any bloody use for it! Adapted from "Adaptation". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odafus Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Im sure somebody can do something with this. I dont have what it takes Bertier: Listen, I'm Geery, you're Julius. Let's just get some particulars and get this over with. Big Ju: Particulars? Man, no matter what I tell you, you ain't never gonna know nothing about me. Bertier: Listen, I ain't running any more of these three-a-days Big Ju: Well, what I've got to say, you really don't wanna hear 'cuz honesty ain't too high upon your people's priorities. Bertier: Honesty? You want honesty? Honestly, I think you're nothing. Nothing but a pure waste of God-given talent. You don't listen to nobody, man! Not even Doc or Boone! Shiver push on the line everytime and you blow right past 'em! Push 'em, pull 'em, do something! You run over everyone in this league, and everytime you do you leave one of your teammates hanging out to dry, me in particular! Big Ju: Why should I give a hoot about you, huh? Or anyone else out there? You wanna talk about the ways you're the captain? Bertier: Right. Big Ju: You got a job? Bertier: I've got a job. Big Ju: You been doing your job? Bertier: I've been doing my job. Big Ju: Then why don't you tell your white buddies to block for Rev better? Because they have not blocked for him worth a blood nickel, and you know it! Nobody plays. Yourself included. I'm supposed to wear myself out for the team? What team? Nah, nah what I'm gonna do is look out for myself and I'ma get mine. Bertier: See man, that's the worst attitude I ever heard. Big Ju: Attitude reflects leadership, captain. Remember the Titans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinInExile Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Strange memories on this nervous night in DC. Has it been seventeen years? Eighteen? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. Washington during the Gibbs Era was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant. There was celebration in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Dallas. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than eighteen years later, you can go up on Capitol Hill and look north, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back. --Fear and Loathing in Washington, D.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichmondRedskin88 Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Turn to Snyder and Vinny holding a T shirt cannon. "Do you feel lucky? Well do ya punks?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Every Redskins Player In the Dan Snyder Era: Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place. Dazed And Confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Me for every game since week 8 of last year: **** you, **** you, **** you, you're cool, and **** you, I'm out! Half Baked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Madden Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Dan: Hi, Vinny. Whaaat's happening? Vinny: I was...I-I, I didn't receive my revenue share this week. Dan: Uhhh, you're going to have to talk to Roger Goodell about that. Vinny: I did and they said that- Dan: Vin, we're going to need you to go ahead and move you downstairs into the equipment room. Vinny: No, I-I was told I could not- Dan: We have some new personnel coming in... Vinny: No. There's- Dan: ...and we need all the real talent we can get. Vinny: But there's no space- Dan: So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and get the hell out... Vinny: But, n- Dan: ...that would be terrific. Vinny: I-I was told... Dan: mmmkay? Vinny: ...I could stay. Excuse me. I believe you have my draft picks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Ian Malcolm:" It can't be your fault you know what they say talent skips a generation so your kids should be sharp as tacks. But having Vinny Cerrato as part of this organization is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas, and I'm gonna be there when you learn that. --The Lost World: Jurrasic Park. (Original Line: Ian Malcolm: It can't be your fault you know what they say talent skips a generation so your kids should be sharp as tacks. But taking dinosaurs off of this island is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas, and I'm gonna be there when you learn that). _________________________________________________________________ David Letterman: Gentlemen we are going from one bizzare set of circumstances to another. --The Late Shift (The 1996 HBO movie about Jay Vs. Dave for the Tonight Show job)...what David Letterman "allegedly" said as he and 2 producers literally walked across the street NBC to CBS to sign his contract with CBS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngestson Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Me to Danny Snyder; "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my team. Prepare to DIE" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheusmeyers Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 No need to paraphrase when you've got movie gold like this... http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/03/another_exciting_ninja_scene.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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