WARPATH85 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I usually ask them why, and they say that they got rid of Doug Williams, or the logo and name is Racist, or that they haven't been back to the Superbowl since 1991. I ask them to explain further, and they can't. Sometimes, I get it from Browns, Jets, and Raider fans. Now these teams really do SUCK!:eaglesuck:logo::gaintsuck After I go off on them like Gunny Erme from Full Metal Jacket, they usually will shrink down to the lowdown dirty worms they are. When I fly my COLORS, they know well enough not to go there because I'll tear them a new one. How do you handle this issue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Brasi Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I usually ask them why, and they say that they got rid of Doug Williams, or the logo and name is Racist, or that they haven't been back to the Superbowl since 1991. I ask them to explain further, and they can't. Sometimes, I get it from Browns, Jets, and Raider fans. Now these teams really do SUCK!:eaglesuck:logo::gaintsuckAfter I go off on them like Gunny Erme from Full Metal Jacket, they usually will shrink down to the lowdown dirty worms they are. When I fly my COLORS, they know well enough not to go there because I'll tear them a new one. How do you handle this issue? I say "Learn how to speak English correctly". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I think a simple, "No, you suck!" in response is intelligent, sophisticated, and dignified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I force feed them horse manure while their family watches... too harsh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayunco Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I smile and say they are my hometown team. I dont talk trash. They're usually bandwagoners to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sens11 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I always follow up with a... "and you like who??"... and drop knowledge on them from there pending who they follow.. Guess that beats saying... "So does your mother!".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderMustGo Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'm like Bayunco. My response usually is something like, "We'll see. I think this year we have a shot. But there my team, and I'm going to cheer for them." That, or I quote a great philosopher: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I start waterboarding them, that usually changes their mind quickly :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I say: "let me help you up" after I deck him :box: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Godfather Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 They're usually bandwagoners too This is so true! After they trash talk, I ask them who their team is. They usually name the most recent superbowl team. :doh: Those kinds of people just aren't worth the trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderMustGo Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Dude, I like totally shoot them with a bazooka in their face for saying that. /HARDCORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodus333 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I say "so does your mom, but at least the redskins don't do it for free" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Guess that beats saying... "So does your mother!".. No, that works just fine. That or I'll start mocking them with a Special Ed voice from Crank Yankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNumberOne Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I force feed them horse manure while their family watches...too harsh? Better than feeding them the ground up remains of their parents in chili form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Not a thing. Not that it happens really,but on the rare occasion that it has happened,I simply smile and walk on. Been know to say "Everyone has one." to go along with the smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 To avoid a fight/jail time, I simply say "why yes; you are completely correct." If they pursue in that venue, I respond by asking "did you want an argument? I'm afraid you won't get one. I agree with you completely." Their is no known articulate rebuttal to the statement that something 'sucks'. Also, if your really bored, you can just not say anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoRUSupposed2Be Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I tell them to look down at their tennis shoes (and gleefully tell them that my zipper fly is down) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I usually say: "Let me guess. Cowboys fan?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Custer Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Well... last October, I said Bullchit. Last December, I said, well...right now, yes. Since the draft, I say...we'll see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrifNick21 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I say "so does your mom, but at least the redskins don't do it for free" Or, "so does your girl..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWill Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I was coaching my under 9 baseball team the other day, and the ump saw my Skins cap and said, 'you a fan of the chokeskins?'. I said, 'Are you a Patriots fan actually using the work 'choke'? Did you get your hands on any of that 19-0 gear?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrifNick21 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I was coaching my under 9 baseball team the other day, and the ump saw my Skins cap and said, 'you a fan of the chokeskins?'. I said, 'Are you a Patriots fan actually using the work 'choke'? Did you get your hands on any of that 19-0 gear?' :rotflmao: Was he a Patriot fan, or were you just guessing he was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexxskins Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I live in south jersey and work in philly...I never hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrifNick21 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I live in south jersey and work in philly...I never hear that. I can only imagine what you have to deal with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWill Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 :rotflmao: Was he a Patriot fan, or were you just guessing he was? I live up here in MA, so it is hard to find a non-bandwagonner when it comes to football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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