skinsfan4221977 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 So we're sitting in the marriage counselor's office (no joke) last night and my 2-year-old son is playing happily on the floor. All of a sudden, he starts calling out to me and trying to take off his fleece. I'm thinking, "OK, he's too hot," so I unzip his fleece and I cannot believe my eyes. He was wearing a blue New York Giants T-shirt. Now, mind you, we live in the NYC suburbs. Nevertheless, I have made it abundantly clear that this is a Redskins household (my wife doesn't watch football) and that any promotion of the Giants and/or Cowboys are STRICTLY forbidden. I immediately stop discussing "how to better communicate with your spouse" mid-sentence and exclaim, "WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING WEARING THAT GODDAMN SHIRT??!!" My wife looks over and says "Oh my God, I didn't even notice. I bought it today and thought it just said 'New York'" The marriage counselor starts laughing hysterically. I do my best to keep serious. I said, "If it didn't leave him half naked, I would take that shirt off of him right now. NO GIANTS ALLOWED!! I NEVER want to see that filthy goddamn shirt in our household again. Do you have the receipt? Good, I want it returned tomorrow!!" My wife is really laughing hard at this point. She's says to the marriage counselor, "You see how unreasonable he is?" DAMN RIGHT! There is nothing rational about my devotion to the Skins. It's SUPPOSED to be irrational -- how the hell do you think I've handled such disappointment in the last 17 years!! Controlling? Perhaps. But I'll be damned if my kid is going to grow up to be a pathetic classless Giants fan. HTTR! :gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodus333 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Diviorce her. You may spare the child............ this time.:yikes::whip: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gortiz Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 you are a good man charlie brown ... a little sick, but nonetheless a good good man. 2 funny ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 man I hope you didnt really yell at her. she said it was a mistake. just explain to her that you dont want your son growing up to be a pinko commie and that he needs to stay within family regs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonArtest15 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Iit's not that serious...it's a t-shirt on a 2 year old. He's not going to remember. I was about to ask why you were in counseling, but I drew my own conclusions from your rant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWinzit Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 You're a great father!!! And the most imortant issue has now been addressed. I wish you and your family luck in working things out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllBusiness Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Well, it may keep him from getting sacked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mammajamma Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Iit's not that serious...it's a t-shirt on a 2 year old. He's not going to remember. I was about to ask why you were in counseling, but I drew my own conclusions from your rant. wow, you have no sense of humor whatsoever... and this story is why women shouldn't be able to make decisions by themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan4221977 Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 You're a great father!!! And the most imortant issue has now been addressed. I wish you and your family luck in working things out. Thank you very much. And Ron, I'm usually pretty reasonable -- but not when it comes to the Redskins. Hence the word "fan" -- short for "fanatic." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan4221977 Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 wow, you have no sense of humor whatsoever...and this story is why women shouldn't be able to make decisions by themselves Too funny! (as was the sack comment) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljs Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Good job...great dad. funny story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClemsSC7Skinfan Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Iit's not that serious...it's a t-shirt on a 2 year old. He's not going to remember. I was about to ask why you were in counseling, but I drew my own conclusions from your rant. No kidding, if you really acted that way then man I feel bad for your marriage because that is a bit over the top. I would of been upset also, but not to the extent of yelling, especially not in a place of counsel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyZeb Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I think she did it on purpose just to prove something to the counselor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I would have given her a black eye..."one of these days..."!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan44 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Cancel the marriage counseling. That is grounds for divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins2Win33 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 No offense, but I think you gave the true meaning to fanatic. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Classic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cphil006 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Well, at least your wife laughed about it and understands your concern. I hope your marriage works out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurgundyBlood_85 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 lol, funny ****... my ex girlfriend was a niners fan but i don't have to worry about that b*tch no more. my current girl loves the skins as much as i do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz4Life12 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 what a hilarious story! your initial reaction was priceless lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Putting a Giant's T-Shirt on a year old? You could have her arrested. Child Labor laws are quite clear about the age of food industry workers, besides,Farm Fresh, Safeway, Food Lion, and Shoppers are better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MumboSauce Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 That was toooo comical. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MossFan89 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 So we're sitting in the marriage counselor's office (no joke) last night and my 2-year-old son is playing happily on the floor. All of a sudden, he starts calling out to me and trying to take off his fleece. I'm thinking, "OK, he's too hot," so I unzip his fleece and I cannot believe my eyes. He was wearing a blue New York Giants T-shirt.Now, mind you, we live in the NYC suburbs. Nevertheless, I have made it abundantly clear that this is a Redskins household (my wife doesn't watch football) and that any promotion of the Giants and/or Cowboys are STRICTLY forbidden. I immediately stop discussing "how to better communicate with your spouse" mid-sentence and exclaim, "WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING WEARING THAT GODDAMN SHIRT??!!" My wife looks over and says "Oh my God, I didn't even notice. I bought it today and thought it just said 'New York'" The marriage counselor starts laughing hysterically. I do my best to keep serious. I said, "If it didn't leave him half naked, I would take that shirt off of him right now. NO GIANTS ALLOWED!! I NEVER want to see that filthy goddamn shirt in our household again. Do you have the receipt? Good, I want it returned tomorrow!!" My wife is really laughing hard at this point. She's says to the marriage counselor, "You see how unreasonable he is?" DAMN RIGHT! There is nothing rational about my devotion to the Skins. It's SUPPOSED to be irrational -- how the hell do you think I've handled such disappointment in the last 17 years!! Controlling? Perhaps. But I'll be damned if my kid is going to grow up to be a pathetic classless Giants fan. HTTR! :gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck:gaintsuck What about eagles gear? Man i would be damn pissed if my wife made my son wear a G'nads T-Shirt, i can't stand them tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meskeet21 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 no wonder you're in marriage counseling lololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natmagic Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 well done brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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