LApunkrocker72 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Phillip Raven: "I'm my own police." --"This Gun for Hire" (1942) Veronica Sawyer: "You have to #$#! with the eagles if you want to learn how to fly." -- "Heathers" (1989) Vanessa Lutz: "Look who got beat with the ugly stick!" -- "Freeway" (1996) Bart Tare: "We go together. I don't know how. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together" -- "Gun Crazy (1949) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 President Merkin Muffley: [to Kissoff] Hello?... Uh... Hello D- uh hello Dmitri? Listen uh uh I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour... I am... I am positive, Dmitri... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then... I'd say that, ah... well, ah... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri... I know they're our boys... All right, well listen now. Who should we call?... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters... Where is that, Dmitri?... In Omsk... Right... Yes... Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh-huh... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri?... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right. Sellers ad lib'd the whole thing - they had to reshoot a few times because he kept making everyone laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 No one is going to read that Rince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I did. Nice pull rince from one of the classics and part of the Kubrik legend. Also, yes it was Commando and that was the characters name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 President Merkin Muffley: [to Kissoff] Hello?... Uh... Hello D- uh hello Dmitri? Listen uh uh I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour... I am... I am positive, Dmitri... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then... I'd say that, ah... well, ah... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri... I know they're our boys... All right, well listen now. Who should we call?... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters... Where is that, Dmitri?... In Omsk... Right... Yes... Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh-huh... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri?... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right. Sellers ad lib'd the whole thing - they had to reshoot a few times because he kept making everyone laugh. EXCELLENT scene lol :applause:...When I saw it I was rolling :rotflmao:...I could see how the rest of the cast kept laughing as well lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I guess, I should have said, most. Not to mention, I did, and I didn't mention that either. I blame the booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthanThorn Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 "You're born, you take ****. You get out in the world, you take more ****. You climb a little higher, you take less ****. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what **** even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son." -Eddie Temple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 How could you guys forget this one? "I'm tired of these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Shut the **** up, Donny! That rug really tied the room together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frommd Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Office Space - Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life? Peter Gibbons: Yeah. Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. The Godfather: I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. Unforgiven - Little Bill: I'll see you in hell William Munney. Will Munney: Yeah. <shoots him> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like...victory." Apocalypse Now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 The quote machine: Full Metal Jacket, Jelly Doughnut Scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IayHnA0cGuc Sgt. Hartman: WELL NOW, let's just see if there's anything missing!.....Ho-ly Jesus.....what is that!? WHAT the **** is THAT!? WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?!!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Full Metal Jacket, Jelly Doughnut Scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IayHnA0cGuc Sgt. Hartman: Well now, let's just see if there's anything missing!.....Ho-ly Jesus, what is that!? WHAT the **** is THAT!? WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?!!?! Classic. For those who dig R. Lee Ermey's character in FMJ, check him out in a similar part in "The Boys in Company C" (1978). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 "Momma says that alligators are ornery because they got so many teeth and no toothbrush." The Waterboy "I am serious; and don't call me Shirley." Airplane! "We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!" The Blues Brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEREALTOR1 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 From O Brother:Everett: Well, ain't this a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere. Pappy O'Daniel: Its a good thing your mother died giving birth. If she could see you, she'd die from shame. Great movie. :applause: "And stay out of the Woolworths...". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redd Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Unforgiven- William Munny-I'll kill every one of you sons of ****es. Tombstone- Doc Holliday-I'm your Huckleberry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 To undertaker: "Get three coffins ready." To men: "See, now that's what I want to talk to you about. He's feelin' real bad. My mule. You see, he went and got all riled up when you went and fired those shots at his feet. See, I understand you men were just playin' around. But the mule, he just doesn't get it. Of course, if you were to all apologize... I don't think it's nice of you, laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughin'; he gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now, if you apologize (like I know you're goin' to), I might be able to convince him you really didn't mean it." To undertaker: "My mistake - four coffins." A Fistful of Dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 The quote machine: Full Metal Jacket, Jelly Doughnut Scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IayHnA0cGuc Sgt. Hartman: WELL NOW, let's just see if there's anything missing!.....Ho-ly Jesus.....what is that!? WHAT the **** is THAT!? WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?!!?! A masterpiece if cinematic work.:applause: How did I forget those lines?:doh: Do you maggots understand that? Sound off like you've got a pair! Just classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VASkins540 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho: [reading from teleprompter] "****! I know ****'s bad right now with all that starvin' bull****. And the duststorms. And we're running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution..." - Idiocracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo2365 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 From Airplane! "A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with doctors but that's not important right now." "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jroc96 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Aliens Hudson: Game over man! Game over! Full Metal Jacket Sgt. Hartman: You are dumb private pyle, but you mean to tell me you dont know your left from your right?(smacks Pyle) Sgt. Hartman: WHAT SIDE WAS THAT!!!!!!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Braveheart: "Well we didn't git all dressed up fer nuthin'." Sean Connery (Hunt for the Red October): "Ryan, be careful what you shoot at, some things in here don't react well to bullets." --more to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 "Open the pod-bay doors, Hal." "I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that." 2001: A Space Odyssey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Sean Connery (Hunt for the Red October): "Ryan, be careful what you shoot at, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Red October is full of good ones. "I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar; and when I'm not kissin' babies, I'm stealin' their lollypops." "Central Intelligence. Now there's a contradiction in terms." "Russkies don't take a dump without a plan, son." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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