CaptChaos86 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Talladega Nights - John C Reilly " I like to think of jesus with big angel wings and he's singing lead for Lynard Skynard and I'm in the front row. Hammered drunk!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuler74 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana: Yep. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. [cheesy grin] Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense. Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NawtyMagazine Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 mine are ben stillers in happy gilmore grandma: may i trouble you for a warm glass or milk stiller: you can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up, your in my world now grandma. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 "Sometimes, truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded. "- Batman, Dark Knight "Well suck me sideways!" -Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber "If you're good at something, never do it for free." -Joker, Dark Knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Chris Knight: "Have you ever seen a body like that before in your life?" David Decker: "She happens to be my daughter." Chris Knight: "Oh. Then I guess you have." ~Real Genius I never realized that Lazlo was Uncle Rico (Napoleon Dynamite). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostyj Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 "I'm pregnant." "**** you!!" Knocked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreen28reigns Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 "And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole." -Milton, Office Space "We are the Knights who say... NI." -Knight 1, Monty Python and the Holy Grail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreen28reigns Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 And 3 from from Ace Ventura, Pet Detective: Lois Einhorn: "How would you like me to make your life a living hell?" Ace Ventura: "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then." Ronald Camp: "I'm so sorry Mr. Ace, I'll have the plumbing checked immediately." Ace Ventura: "Well I hope so, had I been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed." Ace Ventura: "How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? Control de shouting?" Reporter: "Who's That?" Ace Ventura: "Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me." Reporter: "What happened to the other trainer?" Ace Ventura: "Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am wit Siegfried. Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone." Reporter: "Where is Snowflake?" Ace Ventura: "Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? Do you have a dorsal fin? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, 'Akay!... Akay Akay Akay?' und he is saying 'Akay Akay!' und he is up on ze tail 'Eeeeeeeeee!' und you can quote him!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither. That was great! Jumbo did you see the new Clint Eastwood movie yet? Might be the funniest movie I have seen in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggins77 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 The law is coming! You tell them I'm coming . . . and Hell's coming with me! You hear?! Hell's coming with me!Wyatt Earp Tombstone A woman after my heart! Me and the wife love that movie! To build on this: I'm your huckleberry Doc Tombstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VASkins540 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 From In Bruges: Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a ****. You're a **** now, and you've always been a ****. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger ****. Maybe have some more **** kids. Harry: Leave my kids ****ing out of it! What have they done? You ****ing retract that bit about my **** ****ing kids! Ken: I retract that bit about your **** ****ing kids. Harry: Insult my ****ing kids? That's going overboard, mate! Ken: I retracted it, didn't I? _______________ Ken: You from the States? Jimmy: Yeah, but don't hold it against me. Ken: I'll try not to...just try not to say anything too loud or crass. _______________ Ray: [beating up an American tourist] That's for John Lennon you Yankee ****in' ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggins77 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Step Brothers (the dinner scene in the beginning): Mom: So you know what, today when you were driving around. Dale was telling me that he's really into Kung Fu and I was telling him that you're really into Kung Fu as well. Brennan: I have a green belt. Read it and weep. Dale: I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggins77 Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 LOL, Step Brothers again. Dale: Alright, here's a scenario for ya dad. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. Got a luscious "V" of hair, going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro. And she takes one look at me and she goes, "Oh my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener. Dad: SHUT THE **** UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 "Happy look out! OUAHHGHHGHHG!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BORICUASKIN Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Exorcist "'Your mother sucks ****s in hell Karras" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCSaints_fan Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Some of mine:"You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ****. Good father? **** you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you **********? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave." ~Glengary Glen Ross I actually like Alec Baldwin's character's quotes before that "Put that coffee cup down!" "Coffee is for closers!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 "We're getting the band back together". "We're on a mission from God." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 "Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Alex : Dude I've been calling you for the past half hour Dante: Sorry bro, I was putting up my christmas tree Alex: It's July Dante: Get the **** outta here Alex: And why are you naked? Dante: Whoa I am naked Grandma's boy Grandmas's boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BORICUASKIN Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 ahh its feels good to be young and insane. the dream team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Alex : Dude I've been calling you for the past half hourDante: Sorry bro, I was putting up my christmas tree Alex: It's July Dante: Get the **** outta here Alex: And why are you naked? Dante: Whoa I am naked Grandma's boy Grandmas's boy and why is your ass more tan then my face?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuler74 Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Vassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing, so that's why I've come to the gayest part of America - Alabama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Setup: You just shot and unarmed man Clint: Well, he should have armed himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Setup: You just shot and unarmed manClint: Well, he should have armed himself. if hes going to decorate his saloon with my friend I would suggest he arm himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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