dcnativenerd Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Wanna see my human ear collection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 Ever been donkey punched? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Hi, I'm Mr.Sanchez....Dirty Sanchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 Aren't you TLC's wife?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Not my fault the filter doesn't work on the word ****edited it myself this time If it makes you feel any better, it happened to me once too. http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4143500&highlight=nono#post4143500 post 4. Jumpwn3d! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 "I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. " "Sorry I'm so late, but that Chris Hanson sure asks a lot of questions." :whew: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamshatterer Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I bet my thing is bigger than your last boyfriend's. And I don't need to trim nor shave to make it look "bigger". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I named my penis Steve. He's very excited to meet you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Brown #43 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Perform this rap: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus'skins Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Ever worn a strap on? Wanna try it? ooohhh the memories on that line.... First date with a girl, she brings a friend along. Somehow the conversation gets a little risque... So I pop out the line verbatim... 3 hours of fun later :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskool Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I have the body of an 18 year old athlete. Wanna see it? it's kept in the shed behind my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 'I actually forgot my wallet.." hahaha classic. Always works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins2victory Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 The saying goes drink till shes cute, so cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS@THEGOALLINE Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 The saying goes drink till shes cute, so cheers (Flip) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 2, 2008 Author Share Posted August 2, 2008 I think I lost my penis can you reach in and double check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 10. Baby that sammich :hump: cost 8 bucks when you gonna start suckin :bfd: I fixed that for ya! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnativenerd Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 If you don't sleep with me, I'll kill your family and gut your dog. Want some more butter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Hey do you know a good way to get blood stains out of trunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 1) look *****, im talking here. and when i talk you shut up and listen. and would it hurt you to look pretty too? 2) this meat isnt going to cut itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I usually date mexican girls, do you speak any spanish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 My other vehicle is a van stocked with candy, do u like candy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Its a long story but I am not allowed back in that place again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 (Flip) :laugh: I actually turned my laptop upside down to see that. "Hey baby, sometimes I go by "Ron Mexico"". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted November 1, 2008 Author Share Posted November 1, 2008 Excuse me for a minute, I need to go the bathroom and yank one out so I can go longer later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Excuse me for a minute, I need to go the bathroom and yank one out so I can go longer later. Too bad I have actually done this. She never cares, tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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