jthor99 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 'I actually forgot my wallet.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 Do you give head as good as your mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskool Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 You kind of look like my ex. I know you aint her though, she's got a restraining order on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jthor99 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 You kind of look like my ex. I know you aint her though, she's got a restraining order on me. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jthor99 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Do you give head as good as your mom? This one is hilarious as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 10. Baby that sandwich cost 8 bucks when you gonna start suckin sammich SO sammich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 "Ooohh, So thats what they mean by butterface." Or "You mind if I go sit at the bar and have a few drinks then come back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 Hey baby I got a footlong tongue and can breathe out my ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 "Ted Bundy wasn't a criminal, he was just misunderstood". "I have never felt better since taking Prozac." "Can I take a sip of your water? I need it to take my Viagra." "I got a cousin named "The Gimp" wanna meet him ? "I usually date girls with bigger breasts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Hey baby I got a footlong tongue and can breathe out my ears :laugh: you know damn well that would get ya a second date...or a one night stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paige3girl Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Are you too old to be cougar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 "You mind if I go sit at the bar and have a few drinks then come back?" i nominate this as the winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 These hemorrhoids and killing me, thats the last time I go to prison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Mind if I don't pull out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jthor99 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Mind if I don't pull out? I like this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 Are you on your period cuz I think that'd be kinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jthor99 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Are you on your period cuz I think that'd be kinky HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA dude keep them coming im dieing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 We're gonna have some fun tonight....you're not a cop are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fletch_Lives59 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 in your crack or on your back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Hey...I saw a picture of you on the beach in Montauk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnativenerd Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 The voices in my head said we were meant to be together...FOREVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 Ever worn a strap on? Wanna try it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 6. I just got a 2 week ban on ES for circumventing the profanity filters, yeah baby I'm gangsta It was 1 week. So you're not so gangsta after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 It was 1 week. So you're not so gangsta after all Not my fault the filter doesn't work on the word **** edited it myself this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 Hey baby ever seen 2 girls one cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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