Mark The Homer Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I have to agree with moviedude25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngestson Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Why would she sue American Airlines? Here's a thought; Sue the douchebag that just jizzed in your hair! I know, I know, punishing the guilty party is foreign in this country, particularly when there's a company involved that you know will pay to shut you up. :doh: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess the creep sitting next to her is not worth upteen million dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10fttall Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Um, he wasn't exactly taking a long time, putting together a jigsaw puzzle or something. Tell me again why the crew should have noticed? Is there some kind of contract that says they have to give everyone a once over every 2 minutes? This is clearly dumb because he did't have any prohibited items slip through, he just performed a small (or large, depending) movement quickly in the midst of a flight. How would any airline reasonably be expected to prevent it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbruce0 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Is that hair gel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Um, he wasn't exactly taking a long time, putting together a jigsaw puzzle or something. Tell me again why the crew should have noticed? Is there some kind of contract that says they have to give everyone a once over every 2 minutes? This is clearly dumb because he did't have any prohibited items slip through, he just performed a small (or large, depending) movement quickly in the midst of a flight. How would any airline reasonably be expected to prevent it? Well, I don't know how quickly it takes you....But I need more than a couple minutes. Especially when im flying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 that sounds like bull**** to me. I just don't see how it is possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 The kicker is you do a google news search and nothing comes up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjTj Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 The kicker is you do a google news search and nothing comes up.I searched around to figure out the source, and it came from a blog run by the Fort Worth Star-Telegram:http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html That's at least more credible than the Free Republic link that started this thread, but I'm not sure I would trust everything coming out of Fort Worth ... :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Um, he wasn't exactly taking a long time, putting together a jigsaw puzzle or something. Tell me again why the crew should have noticed? Is there some kind of contract that says they have to give everyone a once over every 2 minutes? This is clearly dumb because he did't have any prohibited items slip through, he just performed a small (or large, depending) movement quickly in the midst of a flight. How would any airline reasonably be expected to prevent it? Yeah, its dumb but the airlines will settle and fork over the cash. Thats the way our society works. Something bad happens even if its your fault; you get jizzed on or injured... Someone's gonna fork over the cash. Even if logically they weren't responsible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGSKINS Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 That's a pretty long shot. Who does this dude think he, is Gilbert Arenas? It was Peter North. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooka Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Having a hard time believing this story as well. This lady falls asleep with no one next to her, and wakes up with this guy directly next to her staring at her and jerking off? I'm pretty sure she would freak the hell out and start screaming. Or at least a good, WTF DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 No, if the airlines had REAL security on flights it wouldn't have happened. Now of course by "real security" I mean 5 point harnesses and manacles on the seat arms to keep the passengers where they belong. That and a nice chemical relaxant drip to put them all to sleep for the duration of the flight. i don't know if thats hilarious or positivley frightening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 If I had been a passenger on this plane, I probably would have laughed my ass off if I'd seen this....and then notified a flight attendent....and the nearest person to laugh with me :doh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 If I had been a passenger on this plane, I probably would have laughed my ass off if I'd seen this....and then notified a flight attendent....and the nearest person to laugh with me :doh: :laugh: its not funny. i don't know if thats some form of sarcasm that didnt translate through type, but damn, that just aint funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 its not funny. i don't know if thats some form of sarcasm that didnt translate through type, but damn, that just aint funny I dont think its real, sounds like a made up story....someone jizzing in your hair on a plane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I dont think its real, sounds like a made up story....someone jizzing in your hair on a plane? i agree, but still, if it is true, thats a pretty ****ed up thing to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 i agree, but still, if it is true, thats a pretty ****ed up thing to do ive got a twisted since of humor, so i find these things funny :doh: :laugh: but seriously, what would you have done if youd seen this? kinda reminds me of the dudes story at a walmart with the naked dude jerking off in the middle of the store and his gf records it :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 ive got a twisted since of humor, so i find these things funny :doh: :laugh: but seriously, what would you have done if youd seen this? kinda reminds me of the dudes story at a walmart with the naked dude jerking off in the middle of the store and his gf records it :rotflmao: I was laughing my ass off when I was reading this story. I have a warped sense of humor as well. It reminded me of the Chappelle stand up bit where he had to stop a homeless guy from jerking off on a bus. If I had seen this I would have hit the damn call button for a flight attendant. Then when his junk was away I would kick his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Shot Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Think about how scary that would be for somebody. You're at the back of the plane, alone and it's dark, sleeping. You wake up to a shadowy sight and see an patchy faced man, about 45, sitting there with glazed eyes and haunting smile, helping himself. And he just keeps looking at you while you look at him. ****.....I would go insane then punch him right in his ****ing face. damn, just damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Its her fault for not sleeping with her mouth open I dont believe this story, there seems to be too many over the top conditions in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Its her fault for not sleeping with her mouth open :laugh: [/THREAD] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 No, if the airlines had REAL security on flights it wouldn't have happened. Now of course by "real security" I mean 5 point harnesses and manacles on the seat arms to keep the passengers where they belong. That and a nice chemical relaxant drip to put them all to sleep for the duration of the flight. Per your other quote on morality of drugs vs. rape/murder: the chemcial relaxant would then equal the death penalty for all passengers... you must try and remain consistant. I have a sister and 2 daughters.. No chance this would have happened if i was on the flight.. Dude never would have gotten to the happy ending. Its only really funny being read + you have no family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mass_SkinsFan Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 i don't know if thats hilarious or positivley frightening I'll tell you this.... I'd fly a lot more if that was the policy. I've got no problem with flying per se, it's the morons on the flights and in the airports that make me attempt to avoid it at all costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mass_SkinsFan Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Per your other quote on morality of drugs vs. rape/murder: the chemcial relaxant would then equal the death penalty for all passengers... you must try and remain consistant. I think you might want to go back and re-read my commentary on drugs. I specified without a prescription or medical oversight. These airlines would need to have anestesiologists (sp) on the flights to administer the medication, which would fall under that caveat. Always remember.... read the small print. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Why would she sue American Airlines? Here's a thought; Sue the douchebag that just jizzed in your hair! I know, I know, punishing the guilty party is foreign in this country, particularly when there's a company involved that you know will pay to shut you up. :doh: While the guy is guilty, maybe of even criminal charges, American is probably just as culpable in the fact that they are supposed to maintain a certain standard on their planes. For example, if a suitcase fell out of the overhead bin, landed on your head, and killed you, AND you find out this happened because American had a bad latch on the bin, then they would be responsible, correct? PLUS, the guy probably doesn't have any money, so there really is no way to punish him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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