d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I originally made this thread to ask if you'd change your name if it wasn't comfortable to have. But now feel free to list the worst names you've come across. Would you change your last name if it was Fagg, Kuntz, Buttram, Weiner, or Balls? How far would you be able to be comfortable with it? If your last name was Buttcrack or Chickencrap, would you keep your name? I know you should have pride and honor in your last name, but I don't think adjusting it would hurt. Names like Weiner, Kuntz, and Buttram...I'm sorry but I'd have to adjust that so I don't have people overreacting when they hear my name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 So basically you are saying you are insecure ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 What about Johnson? :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 So basically you are saying you are insecure ? No, I just think I wouldn't want to hear people's crap all day. I know I know, just learn to brush it off and be the bigger man, and I think I could live with the last name Gay or Butts (unless my first name was Cemore), but Kuntz and Weiner? I think I'd change those to at least Kantz or Weinstead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 What about Johnson? :whoknows: That's a very common last name that was around way before the term came out. I never laughed about my friends with the last name "Johnson". Although, there was one kid named Gary Johnson in my elementry school and the kids called him Harry Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paige3girl Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 My best friend's last name was Weiner pronounced whiner... how ever people always used to tease with weener of course. She was thrilled when she got married and was able to claim Matthews as her surname! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngestson Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I always wondered about people who share a name with some infamous personage. Like how many people still sport the last name Hitler? Or all the poor shlubs who happened to be named David Duke? What do they do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I used to know a guy with the last name Weiner when I was a kid, and as I recall, no one really made fun of him about it. A new guy occasionally would, but Mike was just always so cool with everyone that it never really happened twice while I was around. Then when we were all about 14 he hit the longest home run I had ever seen anyone our age hit against our arch rivals (District Heights) and I never heard anyone make a joke about it again. I can still see that ball flying. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick86L Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 There was a dude that use to go to my neighboorhood pool when I was little named Mike Butts. Yes it was hilarious when we were little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 In Pittsburgh, I knew a guy named Mike Hawk... We were in middle school, so the only thing I ever heard about it was "Man, that's the greatest name evahhh!!!!!!!!1!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 If my last name was Weiner, I'd change my first name to Hefty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 My HS pricinpals last name was Dickoff. Not kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinsSuperBowl21 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 There was a dude that use to go to my neighboorhood pool when I was little named Mike Butts. Yes it was hilarious when we were little. me too..where did you grow up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 If my last name was Weiner, I'd change my first name to Hefty. And the middle name to Little. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 The funniest last name I've come across is Mike Hunt. He worked with me when I was 20. Everybody would give him **** and he was pretty quiet. I dunno if it had to do with being picked on. He was pretty popular, though. People always used to call him "Kunt". He'd just smile and lower his head, but dude was nice and cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 A guy i work with last name is His****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Humperdink, Lip****z, Ironmonger, Sexfinger, Humpworthy, Peniston, Offenstein, Teets All are actual last names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ComebackKing Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 That's a very common last name that was around way before the term came out. I've never thought of the name "Johnson" and associated it with the primary male organ. There's a guy (I think college basketball or something) Harry Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MintHillSkinsFan Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Got a girl in my company, last name of Wood****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sith lord Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 There's a guy in my town named Tommy Nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Harry Loballs was in my mom's HS graduating class. There's a woman working in the DC government named Gloria Arme-Pitts. Yes, she chose to hyphenate it. I have a client named King Kwong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 There's a guy in my town named Tommy Nipples. Don't they call him "Tarhog"? :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sith lord Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Don't they call him "Tarhog"? :whoknows: Are you kidding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 My drivers Ed teacher was Mr. Jism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinss Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 That's a very common last name that was around way before the term came out. I've never thought of the name "Johnson" and associated it with the primary male organ. no irony in this statement. but seriously the funniest name i have ever seen was a german guy named holger dink. coming in a very close second was a congressman named richard sweat. the funniest part of his name was when he was running for office he actually refered to himself as dick sweat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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